Why do I have ZERO interest in this film?

So if I think it's going to be furries meet the smurfs, which one do I pick?

Mullen is convinced that this will go down as man's greatest cinematic achievement.

Avatarded - A modern day, big budget, Fern Gully

I watch bones a lot, even though a lot of it seems completely unrealistic I still find it interesting. But the last episode I watched was an hour long commercial for this Avatar movie. Man that pissed me off. I'd be more likely to pay $10 so someone won't see it, then to pay to see it myself. I had never even heard of it. What is it?

Mullen also said Wheatus would be the next Weezer.