Holy shit. This is the funniest thing that I've seen in a while.
So I get to BHendrix.com to check on what I've missed over the past few weeks and I see the gay test story. I was highly entertain by this flash movie then I gaze to the right side and see what pic is sitting directly next to the post. Here's what I saw.
Don't Bash TLC, they were brave enough to put my face on TV, although I was told it would be an episode of "Trading Faces" which I desperately need.
JT isn't taking the high road because the high road has a toll.
Ryan Jackson opposed to a day about being quiet? I, sir, am shocked.
wasn't this an MTV film? this is the movie awards equivalent of j.t. being voted president of his weekly tea party by raggedy ann and cobra commander.
Wow. Add a 'Hate' hat and that's me at every Spirit party, ever.
oof, you shoulda just painted "114.0" on the top of bhendrix.com... that would have gotten it done.
Feel free to disagree, but you'd be wrong
I feel like if we made a BHendrix.com t-shirt, this would be on the back of it.
"Diddy" claimed that he didn't want the "p" to get between him and his fans. I thought it was R Kelly that had the problem with the pee getting between him and his fans.
Hey Miolla, does that board come with parachute pants?
Brian, you may want to keep this tidbit. . . Breastfeeding all the way. It gets the old lady back down to fighting weight in no time.
Thanks for the board advice.
those are your all time favorites? how bout "Your mom's so fat, Bean made out with her in our basement."...
I saw Stamos on Sunday, having breakfast at the same restaurant I was at.
"Sir, are you ready to order?"
"Yes. I'll have whatever Jon Stamos is having. Thank you."
Bean, i think that Jon's comment was in the way of a satire and definately intended to push your buttons.
To point out a fact, Mayes only asks questions when he has the intention of being funny because he already knows the answers to every question ever posed (both past on future).
Is that because it would take you 8 years and you've only got another 10 or so left?
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My grandparents and I veto any idea of nominating the red hummer as the schools mascot.
I would rather nominate a generic mildly-at-best attractive girl with a grossly inflated sense of self.
Only part Jewish - my ancestors used to live on an Island off the coast of Israel that was home to primarily Irish Jewish people. My entire last name back then was O'Pimplaskarinman. However, My Great-Great Grand Uncle, Reverend Lezgo O'Pimplaskarinman was tired of people removing the "laskar" from the name and calling him "Reverend Lezgo O'Pimpinman". So he dropped the inman from the last name and we were just the O'Pimplaskars from then on. I'm sure people on here know the story of why the "O'" apostrophe was dropped later on - so I won't bore you with those details.
You know how you say "my friend did this or that" as a way to imply that it was actually you... Well mayes just did that.
I was definitely part of the 20% that picked on people. Why? Because you shouldn't be gay unless you can deal with the punishment. And poor people in high school sucked too. I just pushed someone into a locker (filing cabinet) at school (work).
if there would have been an alumni team, there would have been an encore last year.
I think this almost happened to Tony once, but it turned out to be Chad in a wig so no charges were filed.
Jon, you don't have to be jealous... i know you've always dreamed of living somewhere with a basement.
i think that's how chad was concieved, except the guy was running to the beer store, not doing a long jump
Part of her punishment is to take a class for sex offenders... So she's about to go meet other sex offenders, who are presumably mostly male? Yeah, this girl is about to have more pipes in her than an organ. A pipe organ, that is; she'll also have more pipes in her than an electronic organ, of course, but that's less impressive.
So... I don't get it. Britney wanted to have a baby, right? Getting knocked up was part two of her "fix my fucked up life and worthless career" plan. Part one, of course, was marrying a douchebag who makes her look great by comparison. So, calling her decision to have the kid brave is ridiculous. That's like saying I'm brave for using the toilet instead of crapping my pants. I've made up my mind before I finish my first burrito that I intend to return it to the earth in a sanitary manner. It's a not a post-facto decision.
If the Pro-Lifers want a celebrity icon, they should just wait for Paris Hilton to get knocked up by anonymous sex partner #2184. Bringing that demon spawn into the world will be a brave decision (and very likely the heralding of the apocalypse).
It's a collection of Catholic superheroes out to protect the world from the Legion of Secular Doom.
there is no "y" in our.
Ben got laid? Yeah right....