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Avg time in meetings per day? Tue Sep 1 2009


Hey Miolla, where's that protruding belly? Wed Sep 2 2009

From ab: Just for the record, according to the following criteria, pretty much every person I know is a binge drinker. "Binge drinkers were defined in this study as consuming 80g to 100g of alcohol, which is ten to 12 units of alcohol - the equivalent of a bottle of wine or five pints of beer - in one sitting at least once a month." Five beers in one sitting, isn't that the appetizer? The Pre-party? The warm up when the ladies get ready?


That probably took a while Thu Sep 3 2009

Stolen from digg by hendred


Not Travis Pastrana Thu Sep 3 2009

From Jalopnik.


Just like Forza 2... Thu Sep 3 2009

From autoblog


What is the deal? Thu Sep 3 2009

The Deal with Disability Blog written by a 26 year old college grad with cerebral palsy. Stolen from Metafilter. -hendred

Hey, I’m Eva. I’m 26 and a recent college graduate. I like to write, to take Digital photographs, and just chill. But this blog is not about what I like. This blog is about how people treat me. You see, I am physically disabled. Actually “severely” physically disabled. I have Cerebral Palsy, which for me means I can’t walk, speak, or use muscles in traditional ways. I use a power wheelchair to get around and spell out what I want to say on a letterboard.


They're back Thu Sep 3 2009

Fantasy Factory and Nitro Circus are back on. MTV Thursday at 9 and 10pm respectively.

Fantasy Factory had me laughing so hard I was crying. Nitro Circus continues to amaze. -hendred


Weekly comment-fest Fri Sep 4 2009

CNN Contributor's 'Wignut fix' explodes in the comments. The red meat was about a speech to school kids (?), but it isn't long before racism and health care enter the ring. Just skipping down a couple pages and reading at random was entertaining. -hendred


god bless texas Fri Sep 4 2009

From boot: from the inventor of fried coke and fried twinkies, comes the intersection of french food and southern food....

FRIED BUTTER


At the risk of... argument Fri Sep 4 2009

California's Real Death Panels: Insurers Deny 21% of Claims

This was put out by the California Nurses Association/National Nurses Organizing Committee. I feel like the truth to this is somewhere in the middle. Obviously there are claims that would/should be denied in the course of doing business, but then there seem to be a lot of stories floating around about denying needed care.

Anyway, does anyone know how to get at those numbers? It would be a breakdown of insurance denials by type/sub-type, I think. -hendred


Why not just brand them with an 'SO' and be done with it? Fri Sep 4 2009

Unjust and ineffective: Sex offender laws suck. It's from the economist. I've had conversations about this with a few people, and it usually boils down to this:

Me: "If we have to keep track of these people, why don't we register every other criminal and prevent them from living near the type of area they committed their crimes?"

Them: "You don't have children. You don't understand. Think of the children."

Me: "But you realize there are lots of crimes that put you on the list that have nothing to do with harming children, right?"

Them: "You don't have children. You don't understand. Think of the children."

Me: *Silence* (Makes mental note to start a dumbass registry and put them on it. No living within 1,000 ft of a school, library, or bookstore.)

-hendred


That gives me some sort of hope... sort of Fri Sep 4 2009

Al Franken talking to his constituents about health care. It's like, a rational conversation about issues of substance. I... have no response. -hendred the befuddled


I live my life one list at a time Fri Sep 4 2009

From Bean: Wired's Favorite Sci-Fi Flicks of All Time

Before Star Wars

Since Star Wars

The consensus of the commenters seems to be that, for the post-star wars list, Fifth Element should have been included and Starship Troopers should not have. I think the new definition of 'list' should be: a group of things that does/doesn't include a bunch of stuff that it should/shouldn't.


Need camcorder help. Tue Sep 8 2009

From boot: Brand: i am thinking canon hi def.

Media: I am thinking flash memory instead of tapes or hard drives

what features are worth paying for and what is not?

Anything I am missing?


In which the point passes me by Tue Sep 8 2009

White House Seeks To Tamp Schools Speech Furor

I haven't been paying attention to much of the news lately. Too busy with... uh... life. Anyway, when I heard about this I thought the Obamanator was going to be reading sections of Mein Kampf while kids were force-marched around the school gym. Not so much.

And this week's DTS idiot of the week is.... Brett Curtis, whose kids attend the Pearland Independent School District outside Houston. Congratulations Brett.

One father, Brett Curtis, says he's so upset that he plans to keep his children home from school Tuesday to send the district a message.

"To let the school board know that I expect them to take responsibility for the curriculum and the content of what they are going to be putting into our schools," Curtis says. -hendred, who wishes all Texans were as cool as Ben Spies


Maybe of interest Tue Sep 8 2009

Michaela Watkins and Casey Wilson dropped from SNL. I thought Watkins was pretty funny as the other today show host, but there it is. -hendred


News You Can Use Wed Sep 9 2009

Alternate Title: Guy Proves What I've Assumed True for Years

Grocery store express lanes aren't always faster because there is a roughly fixed amount of time per transaction in addition to the per item time. May be obvious, but is certainly useful. Some other brief check out observations in there too. Taken from MR. -decker


Worth a chuckle Thu Sep 10 2009

The guy running against the jackass congressman from South Carolina has raised $47k+ since last night. -hendred the amused


If THendrix ran a website Thu Sep 10 2009

Cockeyed.com interview with a guy trying to ban divorce in California. Tremendous.

John: We're going to set up a table in front of Wal*Mart and ask people to sign a petition to protect traditional marriage. We're going to interview them about why they thing traditional marriage is important, and then we'll tell them that we are trying to ban divorce.

People who supported Prop 8 weren't trying to take rights away from gays, they just wanted to protect traditional marriage. That's why I'm confident that they will support this initiative, even though this time it will be their rights that are diminished. To not support it would be hypocritical.

We're also going to collect signatures in front of "Faces," the largest gay nightclub in Sacramento.

-hendred

Quick Update Here's his website - RescueMarriage.org. Unfortunately it's borked at the moment.


Tech note Thu Sep 10 2009

I've mentioned this before, but if you use Outlook, Xobni will make your life a lot easier. The latest version includes a replacement for the awful address auto-complete. It turns it into something resembling gmail's auto-complete. -hendred


Another chuckle Thu Sep 10 2009

I've mentioned him a couple times, but Valentino Rossi's latest motorcycle helmet made me laugh out loud.

For reference, here's the helmet this is based on. His nickname is The Doctor, written in the same spot and typeface as The Donkey. -hendred


Intentional Repost Thu Sep 10 2009

From Bean-o two times: With the start of the NFL season upon us, just wanted to provide this link again for anyone who doesn't have this at the top of their favorites list like me. One nice new addition to the site this year: the front page shows a preview of all three maps so you don't have to wait for each one to load separately.


My rocket is bigger than yours Fri Sep 11 2009

From ab: If you haven't seen this, it's pretty awesome. I like rockets.


If you haven't read Ender's Game, nothing to see here Fri Sep 11 2009

Today's XKCD was stolen directly from my brain. Which is kind of flattering. -hendred


Maybe He Should Turn His Attention Back to the Strained Peas Sat Sep 12 2009

George McGovern: Free puppies for all!

Seriously, his argument seems to be roughly: "I like Medicare and I think everyone else should have it. Plus we pay for lots of stuff we don't need already." He seems to be completely oblivious to the unsustainable costs of Medicare in its current state. But hey, when you're enlightened, what do costs matter?

Other criticisms include his inability to explain (or care about) why insurance premiums have risen, not distinguishing health insurance from health care, and confusing doctors' interests with patients' interests. His best defense is to claim senility. Of course what he is arguing for is different than what Obama and Congress are proposing. The reason for posting this is that, even if you support some form of universal health care, I hope you can recognize this as a poorly argued op ed. -decker


Dear random guy, Sun Sep 13 2009

You stay classy.

-hendred


I can't resist Sun Sep 13 2009

LookAtThisFuckingTeabagger.tumblr.com I think my favorites are the teleprompter signs. -hendred


Yeah, Ok Sun Sep 13 2009

From ab: First of all, yelling out during the Presidential speech is just plain stupid. However, that does not make someone a racist. Anybody who disputes what the President says is not a racist. Get over it.


My life expectancy may go up Sun Sep 13 2009

Maine outlaws distracted driving. Pa Hendred passed this along.

Most random pullquote ever:

State Senator Bill Diamond, Democrat of Windham, said he was moved to introduce the bill after a state trooper reported seeing a woman driving through turnpike toll booths during the Fourth of July weekend while watching the “Gilmore Girls’’ on her laptop.

If it was something cool like Dexter, would they still be pissed? -hendred


Where's that 'Delete Account' button? Mon Sep 14 2009

Intuit, makers of Quicken and TurboTax, just bought Mint. I've been using this for a bit and love it. I can't wait to find out what kind of black hole of suck it becomes once it's re-branded as QuickenWeb or something. -hendred


DTS = Digg lite Mon Sep 14 2009

Dude with big Public Option sign walks through teabagger protest. Three things real quick:

a) he's got some brass ones

2) it must have taken several hours and a thousand dollars in ink jet cartridges to make that sign.

iii) His troll-fu is strong.

Quick Update I guess there's a video too.

-hendred


Kanye being a dick Mon Sep 14 2009

From miolla:


All-Day with the Can't-Miss Play Mon Sep 14 2009

From Bean: Adrian Peterson embarrasses men disguised as football players (aka Cleveland Browns)

After exploding through a hole and then putting on a move that made one player simply fall down, he runs out of a tackle, throws another player off the field, then shoves another guy away from him before running away from the rest of the defense. Granted, this was the Mistake-by-the-Lakers, but he does get Detroit twice this year plus Cincinnati and some other nameless rabble, so he should do some more of this this season. So even if you hate football (ahem, Brian), I recommend getting to a TV on Sundays this year and watching this guy at least a couple two three times. RB is among the shortest of NFL careers, and he's already in his third year, so this won't last forever. Enjoy it while you can.


Can't help but laugh Mon Sep 14 2009

Stolen from autoblog .-hendred


Filed under 'learn something new every day' Wed Sep 16 2009

Do you have the right to flip off a cop? PA has a law that outlaws obscene gestures and language. That's not kosher. And now it's down to whether or not PGH cops have a pattern of issuing these citations for protected speech.

"The law is clear that people have the constitutional right to use profanity, especially when it comes to government officials, because that is a form of political speech," Walczak says. "But despite that, we have police officers regularly misapplying the law to punish people who offend them — that's really what it comes down to."

And the money quote:

But Jim Pasco, executive director of the Fraternal Order of Police, says police officers are not out to systematically punish people who mouth off.

-hendred


I did not see that coming Wed Sep 16 2009

Flavio Briatore and Pat Symonds quit Renault over Singapore crash furor They told one team member (Nelson Piquet) to crash at just the right spot to let another team member (Alonso) win. I think the only people shocked by this are Hobbs, Matchett, Windsor, and Varsha. -hendred.


The PiKA piss spot just upped its rent Wed Sep 16 2009

All Bean: Pittsburgh bans public urination

Goddamn communists. Filed under Health, cuz, when you gotta go...you gotta go. Inside or out. Otherwise you can get uromysitisis poisoning and die, right?


I, for one, welcome our new magnetic masters Wed Sep 16 2009

Ted talk describing how you can affect peoples moral judgment using some magnetic impulses. This talk is roughly 20 minutes and fairly entertaining as these things go. It starts with some mild child exploitation and then kicks into tech mode around minute 10. And yes, I'm being slightly sensational here.-jm


Ugh. Thu Sep 17 2009

-hendred


No Known Cure For Death's Crippling Effects Thu Sep 17 2009

Henry Gibson, character actor, died yesterday. You may remember him from such brother's requests as the one below. -jm


As far as I know, this is real Thu Sep 17 2009

Oklahoma high school students don't know basic US facts. 10% know how many Supreme Court Justices there are. 23% could name the first President. -hendred


Why is government so painful? Fri Sep 18 2009

Color-Coded Threat Level Advisory up for review. I stole this from Schneier, who makes a good point at the end of his post.

Unfortunately, if the Obama Administration can't make this simple change, I don't think they have the political will to make any of the harder changes we need.

I think the most painful part is in the middle of the Wired article:

“There is currently indifference to the public Homeland Security Advisory System and, at worst, there is a disturbing lack of public confidence in the system,” the council wrote Janet Napolitano, the Homeland Security secretary.

And changing the scale would change that how?

The 19-member panel’s recommendations are not binding. Panel membership ranges from Miami Mayor Manny Diaz to Joe Shirley, president of the Navajo Nation. Some members supported scrapping the color-coded system.

19-member panel? Gragh.

But the group said the public should feel confident in a new three-color rating system because, “for reasons of public credibility,” the scale won’t be politicized and instead the government “should elevate the threat status only when compelled to do so in the interest of public safety and security.”

All the 'confidence' to be had was restored when Cheney left office. It's like they're just randomly putting words together when they say these things. It makes no sense. -hendred, the ignorant commie bastard looking to ruin DTS for good


Clicker beware Fri Sep 18 2009

I haven't tried this out, but there's a new Nintendo emulator written in Javascript. Apparently it works best in Chrome. Found on Metafilter, where they seem to dig it. -hendred


You know it's a good trick when Dave Mirra's impressed Fri Sep 18 2009

Since I'm always complaining about these shows, I thought I'd do it once more with feeling.

Fantasy Factory and Nitro Circus are showing new episodes. MTV Thursday at 9 and 10pm respectively + repeats all the time.

The number of stunts packed into last night's Nitro Circus boggles the mind. -hendred


Monday morning pick-you-up Mon Sep 21 2009

Pics of the Mad Men stars at the Emmys. It's the Superficial, so it's good for a laugh. Mad Men won for Best Drama and writing at the Emmys and last night's episode was tremendous. Talk about hitting on all cylinders. Previous Mad Men complaining. -hendred


Rackstraw Downes is a pretty cool name Tue Sep 22 2009

The annual "What have you done with your life?" awards aka the MacArthur foundation grants are out. Previous complaining. -hendred


Percentage of take home pay you spend on rent/mortgage? Tue Sep 22 2009

I'm defining take home pay as post-taxes but pre-401(k) or other savings. For mortgage, include the whole payment - taxes, insurance, PMI, etc. -hendred


Straight out to Bob Wed Sep 23 2009

Emma Watson, fashion show hottie. I guess she's going to Brown at some point. -hendred


Pretty damn cool Wed Sep 23 2009

Attaching the Shuttle to a 747. I've seen pictures of the final result before but never the process for making it happen. USA! USA! -hendred


Afternoon chuckle Wed Sep 23 2009

DieYuppieKickball.com Looks like it's a couple years old. Still funny. -hendred


Dudes can now get pregnant... Wed Sep 23 2009

From miolla:

Full story here. WTF?!?!?!


Chicks on Chicks Thu Sep 24 2009

Lesbian Motivational Posters. Throwing a preemptive NSFW even though my work had no problem with it. -jm


Life Imitates Art Thu Sep 24 2009

The USSR did have a doomsday machine... and apparently it's still active. -decker


But Beyonce had one of the best videos of ALL TIME Fri Sep 25 2009

From Bean: Baby dances to Beyonce video Cute for all, but cuter (I think) if you've got offspring.


It's all the same thing Mon Sep 28 2009

Penny Arcade covers fantasy football. No, really. This isn't a ploy just to get Ryan to click through.


I sort of laughed Mon Sep 28 2009

Guy high-fiving people hailing cabs in NYC. The premise is kind of cool/funny, but the execution leaves a lot to be desired. Click through only if you've got 4 minutes to burn. The best part is guessing how the people will react and then laughing with the people who laugh or smile. -hendred


What ya' got here is a drum circle Mon Sep 28 2009

Pics of the G-20 protesters. I fail to see how smashing the windows at McDonald's accomplishes anything. That's above and beyond how silly protesting the G-20 is in the first place.

I thought I was just getting old but then I realized I would've thought they were dumb when I was 19. -hendred


Congratulations to Philippe and Caroline Flamant! Mon Sep 28 2009

This is all miolla:

I've posted some photos from the wedding here.

In addition, I posted videos of the various speeches to YouTube. Here are the links:

Mark Prommel

Clare Colton

Mathieu Flamant


Somewhere Burch is shocked Tue Sep 29 2009

Almost-official: Alonso going to Ferrari. It's for $27-$36 million/year. It's nice to see everyone I root against on the same team. There seem to be rumors of Kubica going to Renault as well. -hendred


This is your captain speaking. . . Tue Sep 29 2009

From ab: So you're sitting on the plane waiting for the fat guy in front of you to crush you when he plops back his chair and suddenly you hear the Captain speaking . . . and it's THAT guy. Lightning never strikes twice, right?

I still think I'd feel better with him driving. Almost as comfortable as if I was driving.


Pretty F'ing Cool Wed Sep 30 2009

All Polega.


Yeah, like it was consensual. Wed Sep 30 2009

From ab: More proof that Hollywood is full of whack jobs.

First, I didn't know that we had to qualify the type of incident. Second, when did Whoopi become an expert on law or sexual assault. Nutjob.




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