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25 Years of CMU Robot Porn Sun Nov 2 2008

Seems ridiculous that CS majors haven't made a Robot Real Doll yet. They even have the self-driving hummer which I remember from freshman year in there. From miolla.


Burch, look away Sun Nov 2 2008

The craziest race I've ever seen. Totally unbelievable. Alonso, Ferrari - suck it long. Suck it hard. -hendred


Need my fix now Mon Nov 3 2008

Some please help Weatherfood: "The new season of Top Gear aired last night and the BBC is pulling them off YouTube quickly. Please help me...can anyone find the link to the show? Torrent may help...but I'm an idoit and can't seem to get it to work." -jm


Monday Morning Economics Mon Nov 3 2008

Two WSJ like articles regarding our fun economic times. The first is a disccusion with none other than bepps grandfather regarding the tenets of diversification and today's economic headlines.

Mr. Markowitz doesn't excuse the financial engineers who bundled complex mortgage-based and other securities. They violated the first principle of his portfolio theory. "Diversifying sufficiently among uncorrelated risks can reduce portfolio risk toward zero," he says in an interview. "But financial engineers should know that's not true of a portfolio of correlated risks."

The second is a more technical piece discussing potential errors made in AIG's risk modeling process. .

AIG began selling credit-default swaps around 1998. Mr Gorton's work "helped convince Cassano that these things were only gold, that if anybody paid you to take on these risks, it was free money" because AIG would never have to make payments to cover actual defaults, according to the former senior executive at the unit. However, Mr Gorton's work didn't address the potential write-downs or collateral payments to trading partners.

-jm (assist by nino)


When you can't pop bottles - kill a damn bull! Tue Nov 4 2008

All from Nickell: I wonder who parties the hardest? The Husseins or the Obamas??


Happy Voting Tue Nov 4 2008

In honor of election day, I plan to buy a lotto ticket. From 2004:

If Kerry (or Bush) has just a slight edge, so that each of your fellow voters has a 51 percent likelihood of voting for him, then your chance of casting the tiebreaker is about one in 10 to the 1,046th power—approximately the same chance you have of winning the Powerball jackpot 128 times in a row.

Actually, while I'm sure the math is valid, part of the incentive of voting is the uncertainty of the probability of your fellow state residents to vote for either candidate. But for most states, it is not likely to be close.

In an ironic twist, I had to wait in a voting line for half an hour with Jeremy in Nevada Friday. -decker


Afternoon moment of zen Tue Nov 4 2008

Live webcam of some Shiba Inu puppies. -hendred


The other election thread Tue Nov 4 2008

I'll be keeping an eye on this map through the night, along with the Colbert/Stewart special tonight.

Google has also joined the map-results fray. Anyway, consider the thread open for other election crap for today/tonight. -hendred


Priceless interview with 'Joe the Plumber' Tue Nov 4 2008

From miolla.


Congratulations to all the bigots out there. Wed Nov 5 2008

You may have had to eat a shit sandwich with the top of the ticket, but man, when it comes to getting even with them homos, you really pulled through.

On the plus side, Michigan got medical pot, Washington got physician-assisted suicide, and all the scraping bans or restrictions were defeated. -hendred, the accidental red shirt wearer


Palin will... Wed Nov 5 2008

Schaudenfreude in the house


Rock, Chalk, Jowlhawk. Wed Nov 5 2008

Fat baby? Check. College Football Fan? Check. Awesome halloween cosume? Check. - From Will


Where'd my copy of Travels go? Wed Nov 5 2008

Michael Crichton has died from cancer. He was 66. And I'm bummed. -hendred


Will Ferrell shows up to USC practice. Wed Nov 5 2008

From miolla.


Just a Cartoon? Or Documentary of the Hendrix Household? Thu Nov 6 2008

South Park acceptance speech scene right here.

Full episode here. Excellent and timely. -decker


Da biggest shocker... yada yada yada Thu Nov 6 2008

Illinois lottery pick 3 was 6-6-6 on the day obama was elected The other Bruce Dickinson wants some royalties out of the deal. -hendred


what, a funny SNL funny without Tina Fey? Fri Nov 7 2008

Kenan Thompson's Sexytime Tips

My favorite is the Stormin' Normandy and the Bee Sting...

From boot.


Preserve the wild life Fri Nov 7 2008

Ads from a 1989 Penguins program. Might be memory lane for a few of you. I'm just thirsty for I.C. Light now.

All from will.


So make with the giving Fri Nov 7 2008

Child's Play charity is back. Donate toys for childrens' hospitals via Amazon. This is about as easy as it gets

If you've ever been inclined to donate to this site (and god help you if you have), direct that toward these guys.


Get it while it's hot!!!! Mon Nov 10 2008

From bw: Top Gear S12E02. I know they head to the US to go a couple rounds with the CTS-V....IBM isn't getting much out of me this afternoon. Catch it before the BBC pulls it down.

Or get the full episode in better quality from the torrent. -hendred


Pretty much sums up the internet Mon Nov 10 2008

Will You Marry Me, Kristen Wiig? By some guy over at Cracked. Marked NSFW due to language and a couple semi-risque pics. -hendred


Did you vote? Mon Nov 10 2008

Just wanted to follow up on this and this.


Few things real quick Mon Nov 10 2008

Obama family gets/reveals Secret Service code names.

Why do they let these out?

Obviously every family starts with the same letter, but why would the obamas start with R when Nancy Reagan's still alive?

Check out the bottom of page two for a laugh. -hendred


He's #1! He's #1! Mon Nov 10 2008

Bush has the highest disapproval rate ever. It's up to 76%. They've only been collecting it since WWII, though. -hendred


Spending my money already Tue Nov 11 2008

Obama is not even in office and he's already trying to spend my money.

From ab. I'll add that if ab went through with his GM investment, he may actually want this bailout, although its stock is probably screwed either way, at least in the short run. -decked


Christmas creep alert Tue Nov 11 2008

It's the beginning of November, yet Packers fans are already getting taunted by a Bills fan dressed up as Santa Claus while being handcuffed in a pile of peppermints. You heard me.

All from will.


These are my people Wed Nov 12 2008

The End of Wall Street's Boom A bit of a postmortem from a guy that was there back in the day. -hendred

“That Wall Street has gone down because of this is justice,” he says. “They fucked people. They built a castle to rip people off. Not once in all these years have I come across a person inside a big Wall Street firm who was having a crisis of conscience.”


Saddle Up. Wed Nov 12 2008

Snowboard season has started early. -hendred, already killing the ice on Nov 1


But they don't sing in captivity... Wed Nov 12 2008

Supreme Court tells dirty hippies "F the whales" It was 5-4, in case you didn't see that one coming.

Previously. -hendred


Huh. Guess the crowd did have some wisdom Wed Nov 12 2008

BHendrix poll from way back. Includes comments from jeanine and arjen, so you know it's legit. -hendred, keeper of the database


Greg Mankiw is the KoDB* Wed Nov 12 2008

The pee drinker explains his work disincentives. He totally neglects the $3 million+ exemption that obama would allow for the estate tax. I let it slide the first time, but he brought it up again. -hendred

*King of Douche Bags - his douche baggery goes to 11


DTS Nostalgia Day Continued Wed Nov 12 2008

Remember this old poll regarding investing in the gov't bailout fund (now called TARP)? Moot point. The Treasury has instead decided to focus on direct investment. Not sure if this is an improvement. On one hand, it seems shareholders (which include mgmt) will get it in the butt as they should, but I don't like the idea of the gov't owning a large part of the financial sector. -jm


No respect for tires. At all. Thu Nov 13 2008

Ken Block goes nuts on a 'gymkhana' course in his WRX STi Basically it's the best parts of rally, drifting, and autocross rolled into one. 530 HP helps. -hendred

Quick addition Some more info about the car. The stock STi tranny and diffs can handle 600+ HP? WTF.


I'm looking forward to 'Cabin Girl' in 2013 Thu Nov 13 2008

New SNL cast members. Two ladies. One is Chris Elliott's daughter. From Jim.


These Guys Can Afford Cell Phones AND Landlines... Thu Nov 13 2008

Hedge fund managers went before Congress today. Interestingly, a couple of them agreed that their taxes on "carried interest" should be raised:

Mr. Soros and Mr. Simons said they support raising taxes on carried interest because they get paid for managing other people’s money.

They also support more transparency to an extent, and more regulation on leverage generally. I sense change coming. -decker


Three Easy Pieces Fri Nov 14 2008

Linked below are three excellent video explanations of the current crises. The presenter, complete with a natty Irish accent, uses pictures and small words. Safe for CFA.

Crisis as Antarctic Expedition

Untangled Credit Default Swaps

Uncorking CDO's

-jm (via sperl)


Quick Site Note Fri Nov 14 2008

We've been dealing with a minor storm of spam here at DTS.

To that end, I've closed the comments in the archives for any story more than a few months old.

I've been fooling with it on and off, which may give you a false positive on the 'New' tag on the Comments. Sorry about that. -hendred the code monkey


I thought it was just the Bears Fri Nov 14 2008

But I was wrong. Check out this collection of horrible football team rap videos. Speechless. -jm

Most cringe-worthy moment: The 1:03 mark. Someone lets kicker Luis Zendejas near the microphone. He squibs his rhymes


Eliot Spitzer Takes a Time Out from Banging Hookers to Offer Obama Some Advice Sat Nov 15 2008

I guess he wasn't such a bad guy after all... I'm pretty sure he wrote it just to help restore his reputation. I also like the byline:

Eliot L. Spitzer was governor of New York from 2007-08...

Why so short? -decker


This could go on forever... Sat Nov 15 2008

10 games that could have been called...

-hendred


Say hi to your mom for me.... Mon Nov 17 2008

Tog Gear S12E03 is on you tube for a short while. Marky Mark is the guest in a reasonably priced car... Turtle doesn't drive him around. From bw (with assist from hendred on terrible Turtle joke)

Or go get the torrent.


And they wonder why I left... Mon Nov 17 2008

Maine's catholics were subject to a letter from the Bishop explaining why the homos ruin marriage.

And then there's this...

The bishop's letter, which was also to be read at Masses Saturday night, said the church will be launching initiatives in the weeks and months ahead to preserve and support marriage as it is currently defined.

Anybody got the IRS's mailing address?

-hendred


He's a cop, he's schooled us on math, and now... Mon Nov 17 2008

The latest from my favorite high school math and now physics teacher - Shaq.

"The laws of physics say that a body in motion stays in motion. So if you have two objects meet in the air, the smaller object is going to fall much harder," O'Neal said. "I've never been the type of player to take anybody out, so I obviously went to the ball. The little guy ran into a brick wall."

Of course, "We didn't have the heart to tellhim it was C squared".

Ryan sent me all of the material. Thanks ryan.


Dallas Should Change Its Mascot to McCain and Palin Mon Nov 17 2008

Mavericks' owner Mark Cuban is charged with insider trading. -decker


As if this is a surprise to anyone Tue Nov 18 2008

Negotiations for Montreal F1 have failed. No F1 in North America next year. First a Top Gear Ep that sucked ass except for Mika Hakkinen and now this... What's the world coming to? -hendred


Herr Goebbels told me I had to post this Tue Nov 18 2008

GM Responds to Thomas Friedman's GM bashing.

# For 2009, GM will offer 20 models in the U.S. that get 30 miles per gallon or better on the highway –twice our nearest competitor.
# We now sell six hybrid vehicles, with three more on the way by the middle of next year.

-hendred


They couldnt' just call it the MinE? Tue Nov 18 2008

Electric Mini details. It can go 150+ miles on a charge from a bunch of Lithium Ions. Decently quick and hella expensive - $820 lease. -hendred


There's that silver lining Tue Nov 18 2008

Focus on the Family laying off 202 workers. Did anyone realize they had 1,100 employees to begin with? Now how will families be focused on? The world is surely going to hell. -hendred


Copycats Tue Nov 18 2008

Audi uses a truck and a buggy tent just like us. They also have FOADs to help carry their super secret r8 GT3 into the tent.

More info on the car.

Jay Park sent this in.


Not really in the "Why didn't I think of that" category... Wed Nov 19 2008

Bike Hero It's Guitar Hero. But with a bicycle. Worth a laugh. -hendred


Le-gen-da-ry Wed Nov 19 2008

Guy assaults two karaoke performers that suck. They apparently didn't do a good job with Holy Diver (and the Guitar Hero takeover continues).

I told him he should find a better vending machine for his jewelry," Mischler recalled, adding that the comment angered the heckler, who himself had earlier performed an Eminem song. Mischler said he was concerned about reports claiming that he did a mocking version of "Holy Diver." "I genuinely love Ronnie James Dio," he said.


Take that, St. Ignatius Wed Nov 19 2008

Ohio High School football team has an indoor practice field. It's used for lots of sports and was privately funded as part of a memorial project. Neato. -hendred


So what's up with that one part of Tennesee ? Wed Nov 19 2008

Map shows cotton-pickin' areas and obama-votin' areas. The correlation is crazy. -hendred


10? 141? I don't trust you, IQ advertisement Wed Nov 19 2008

Stolen from Mondesi's House, here's some fantastic advertising in advance of Thursday's game:

All from will.


Myers-Briggs Analysis of Blogs Wed Nov 19 2008

Right here. Dailytimesuck got the following:

ESFP - The Performers

The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead - they are always in risk of exhausting themselves.

The enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation - qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions.

Soft fabrics, bright colors, and sweet smells? Rarely initiate confrontation? Of course, there are multiple story submitters here, making the analysis difficult, I'm sure. And one focus is entertainment, so I guess some of it makes sense.

I recently took another Myers-Briggs test at work and scored an INTJ (the exact opposite of the DTS assessment), same as the pee-drinker's blog. -decker


Yinz house needs raided Wed Nov 19 2008

Bad day to be a Fed in the burgh.

From ab.


Ready for Death Squad Wed Nov 19 2008

Ouch!

From bw.


Stolen from will wheaton Thu Nov 20 2008

-hendred


Onion headline or not?? Thu Nov 20 2008

All Jim: "I laughed my ass off when I spotted this headline on IMDB." -jm

Quick Update Link fixed to be permanent. The hilarity continues. -hendred


Party Like It's 1989 Thu Nov 20 2008

Myspace is streaming Chinese Democracy. Chuck Klosterman's review is also entertaining and the comments are as well. Also, don't forget your free Dr. Pepper on the official release day. -jm


I did not see this one coming Fri Nov 21 2008

Apparently the Pontiac G8 GXP is awesome. The review's a bit fanboy-ish, but that's pretty cool if it's even close to as good as he says it is. For $40K. Or $15K and an envelope in 15 days. -hendred

Think E39 M5, but with a Corvette engine and better steering.

Update The guys over Autoblog just uh, unleashed their emotions on it. They love it too. Guess today's the embargo end date.


Congratulations Fri Nov 21 2008

...to the stock market for outpacing the decline of the Great Depression:

Keep it up buddy! -decker


Friday Afternoon Brain Buster Fri Nov 21 2008

33 Question Civics Pop Quiz

The average citizen got a 49 and the average elected official got a 44.

There's a couple tougher questions and some border on trivia, but you should have to try to get below 50.

In each of the following areas, for example, officeholders do more poorly than non-officeholders:

* Seventy-nine percent of those who have been elected to government office do not know the Bill of Rights expressly prohibits establishing an official religion for the U.S.

* Thirty percent do not know that “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” are the inalienable rights referred to in the Declaration of Independence.

* Twenty-seven percent cannot name even one right or freedom guaranteed by the First Amendment.

* Forty-three percent do not know what the Electoral College does. One in five thinks it either “trains those aspiring for higher political office” or “was established to supervise the first televised presidential debates.”

* Fifty-four percent do not know the Constitution gives Congress the power to declare war. Thirty-nine percent think that power belongs to the president, and 10% think it belongs to the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

* Only 32% can properly define the free enterprise system, and only 41% can identify business profit as “revenue minus expenses.”

I think I'm gonna hurl. -hendred


This Certainly Seems Nerdy Enough... Mon Nov 24 2008

But it's in the New York Times magazine, so how nerdy can it really be? It's about the $1M Netflix prize, and recommendation systems generally. Apparently, Napoleon Dynamite is a thorn in the side of Netflix prize competitors. -decker


Which one of these movies sucks the most? Mon Nov 24 2008

The NYT articles about netflix and polarizing movies, which one of these absolutely makes you want to stab necks:


iPhone Apps Mon Nov 24 2008

From Bob: Fury about the POS which is the Blackberry Storm has led me to switch from Verizon to AT&T and the iPhone. I know a number of the clubhouse members have these, and am looking for app recommendations. Dont think this conversation ahs been had yet, but I could be wrong there. Currently I have Shazaam and Bloomberg, am looking for a sports scores one, and god knows what else. I probably need a cowbell and lightsaber at some point, I know those are both available...


More evidence that only the lucky make it. Tue Nov 25 2008

Talent is Overrated Book review from Nickell.


You've come a long way baby Tue Nov 25 2008

From Pdiddy: Only from the city that produced Srishawn Johnson or the Boot or the Snatch will they think to not only sign one but two Indian baseball players. To make things even better, they have never played baseball in their lives. What a country. God Bless Amrika.

That's my squad. -hendred


And on that bombshell... Tue Nov 25 2008

This week's Top Gear torrent. The only part of this that sucked was the star in the reasonably priced car. Other than that - awesome. Bugatti Veyron on a Stig lap FTW. -hendred

From Final Gear:

-James “Captain Slow” May, in his first supercar review, drives the Pagani Zonda F Roadster and compares it to the Bugatti Veyron on the track

-The guys race on a single tank of gas from Switzerland to Blackpool in order to turn on the annual Blackpool Illuminations

-The Stig takes the Bugatti Veyron and the Pagani Zonda F Roadster around the track. Will either beat the lap record?


Quick heads up Tue Nov 25 2008

Whiskey Militia is all snowboard gear today. And it's been really good stuff so far. (Current Mark XIII jacket excluded) The alerts are usually right on top of it, so download one of them. -hendred


The other half of the battle is not ergonomics Wed Nov 26 2008

From will: Unlike most of the stupid stuff I post on here, this is absolutely a must read: Cracked's 20 Stupidest G.I. Joe Vehicles

Hilarity ensues. I had #15 and #6. I never knew #6 had a second little plane, cus I had "buy your G.I. Joes at garage sales" parents.


That wolf does have nice eyes Sat Nov 29 2008

I can't turn away. It's so bad. -hendred


How could I not post this? Sun Nov 30 2008

Playing Guitar Hero with a drum pad. For the guitar part. Yea. That's happening.

"

Tech details. Originally seen on Gizmodo. -hendred




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