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Misinterpreted by TMQ Thu Nov 1 2007

So, last week, I emailed TMQ a far fetched conspiracy theory about Belichick and the Pats. I did it thinking in the off chance that Belichick retires after this season, TMQ would recall the message. I wrote:

"I have a theory about why no one has disclosed what was on the Patriots secret tapes and why Bill Belichick is running up the score. Here me out:

"The evidence of cheating was so serious and longstanding that the NFL did not want to reveal the extent of it and alienate its fans. If Goodell had forced Belichick to resign immediately, fans would have suspected something was up. So perhaps Goodell and Bilichick have reached an agreement that Belichick will "retire" at the end of the season if the NFL does not reveal the extent of his past cheating. Goodell holds this over Belichick's head, but really it's a win-win. Now, faced with limited time, Belichick feels compelled to run up the score and drive margins of victory to historic levels so that he will be remembered as one of the best in history."

Seems like a pretty straight forward email about the Patriots, right? Well, TMQ referenced my email in this way:

"On Beli-Cheat, Dave Decker in Houston asks a question posed by many readers: Why hasn't a single one of the other 31 NFL owners [actually, 30, plus the shareholders of the Packers] said a thing about the league's mysterious late-night destruction of the Belichick files? Could it be, he wonders, that in the files there was evidence of teams other than the Patriots cheating -- maybe many other teams -- so the rest of the clubs decided to lie low, hoping the press would forget about this? If so, it does seem to be working."

Huh? I was just trying to extend the Jordan gambling/retiring theory to Belichick in a ridiculously speculative way. -decker


Modesto Ninja Parade Thu Nov 1 2007

From Brick:


Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again


Just like Bjork Thu Nov 1 2007

That IPod chick has a concert on MSN Music's In Concert series. Obviously, I think it's worth the 50 minutes. This was recorded during her latest tour. On a side note, is there a more dead crowd than an "indie" crowd that's not being ironic? -jm


Why build one when you can have two at twice the price? Thu Nov 1 2007

CMU qualifies first in DARPA grand challenge. 11 teams made it through qualifiying. This is the race for automated cars in a city environment.


Dodd? Really? Fri Nov 2 2007

Glassbooth.org Weight the issues, answer a few questions and they'll tell you who to vote for. I was Dodd 82%, Obama 80% and Gravel 79%. Yoi. -hendrix


Japanese People Love Panties Fri Nov 2 2007

And really, who could blame them. This might be NSFW, but only if your work is some horrible place that doesn't want you to look at Maria Sharapova's crotch. -jm


Turd Sandwich Fri Nov 2 2007

Giliani ad about prostate cancer just straight up wrong. He cites completely inaccurate prostate cancer survival stats to justify US health care vs. the UK's. I guess I could see how this might happen, but the most ridiculous and telling part is the end:

Asked if Mr. Giuliani would continue to repeat the statistic, and if the advertisement would continue to run, Ms. Comella responded by e-mail: “Yes. We will.”


All politics Friday Fri Nov 2 2007

Abortion's "So What?" factor by George Will. He's not my favorite, obviously, but this is an interesting take on things. -hendrix


Following Up Sun Nov 4 2007

CMU won the DARPA challenge and $2 million. Stanford got 2nd for $1 million and Virginia Tech took home 3rd. So congrats to those guys.


This is bad Mon Nov 5 2007

This study on workplace productivity must be squashed at all cost. -jm


Wedding Weekend Drinking Schedule Mon Nov 5 2007

For those of you who will be in Pittsburgh this weekend for the wedding, here are the plans for nightlife. Please spread the word and feel free to invite whoever...

The Friday night get together will start at Doc's in Shadyside (map) and probably move across the street to the Shady Grove around Midnight. I would shoot to be at Doc's around 8:30 to 9pm... we should have an area set aside for our use on the second floor, although we may just have to stake a claim to our own spot (which won't be too difficult). The rehearsal dinner attendees will be coming to Doc's directly from the dinner, so we will meet you there.

After the reception on Saturday, buses will be stopping at hotels to drop off any weaklings and then immediately continuing on to Bar Louie in Station Square (map).

As for Sunday, if you are sticking around to watch the 1pm games, we have the second floor of The Buckhead Saloon in Station Square (map) reserved. Parking is available in Station Square and please try to show up between 12:30 - 1.

-JT


Fan Club Update Mon Nov 5 2007

Jon Stewart paying writers' salaries during strike. For two weeks, anyway. This apparently includes the writers for The Report. Take this with a grain of salt as it's only verified by an "inside source". -hendrix


Break out the wife beaters, this guy is a total throwback Mon Nov 5 2007

From ab: I'm not in agreement with all of this, but he raises a few good points.


More on Health Care Economics Mon Nov 5 2007

EconTalk podcast with Arnold King, who has a new book on the subject. They discuss some of the ideas that I mentioned in the 2nd paragraph of this post. They also mention this point briefly about how employer provided health insurance lowers your salary. They don't think our system is all bad though, as it encourages rapid innovation, albeit at a high cost. They discuss how health insurance is the opposite of most other types of insurance: most insurance involves low premiums covering rare, but expensive events. I was going to continue sharing notes from the discussion, but most of it is really good and thoughtful, so I suggest listening if you want to be more knowlegeable about health care.

One reason I dislike podcasts is that you cannot skim them easily, but there is a guide to the podcast highlights down the page if you don't want to spend the full hour. -decker


Cheap music update Tue Nov 6 2007

62% of In Rainbows buyers paid $0 -hendrix

About 17 percent plunked down between a penny and $4, far below the $12 and $15 retail price of a CD. The next largest group (12 percent) was willing to pay between $8 and $12--the cost of most albums at Apple's iTunes is $9.99. They were followed by the 6 percent who paid between $4.01 and $8 and 4 percent coughed up between $12 and $20.


How to really get back at someone Tue Nov 6 2007

Man angry with son-in-law rats him out as a terrorist. The FBI detained him when he flew into the US and sent him home 11 hours later. Oh, and he wasn't a terrorist. Classic. -hendrix


Remember, Remember Tue Nov 6 2007

Ron Paul raised $4.07 million yesterday. Any way you figure it, that's impressive. -hendrix


No indication of chipwich consumption trends Tue Nov 6 2007

Vermont is the healthiest state. New England did well overall. The South did not. -hendrix

The survey uses a combined score of health indicators and policy questions to rank all 50 states. Obesity rates, tobacco and alcohol use, and high school graduation rates are accounted for, as are state laws and regulations promoting better health. The survey measures access to health services and also environmental issues like pollution, infectious disease rates, and crime.


DTS, your headquarters for in-depth military analysis Tue Nov 6 2007

All F-15s are grounded. Including those in a war-zone (Afghanistan). Any of our resident pilots care to comment?

(and "zoomie pilots suck" is not acceptable analysis) All from polega.


Please do some market research first Wed Nov 7 2007


I know this is asking a lot but please ask at least a high-school sophomore male before naming your product.

All from polega.


eXtreme overload Wed Nov 7 2007

Ken Block, owner of DC and rally driver, jumps rally car off snowboard jump. Ridiculous pics included.


It's like a stuffed animal Wed Nov 7 2007

Vagina education from the Tyra Banks. If this is what is on TV while I'm at work, that househusband thing isn't looking so promising. From barstoolsports. -jm


Fall in love all over again Wed Nov 7 2007

It's a MAME cabinet...and a kegerator. Courtesy of Derek.


China is trying to bone us Thu Nov 8 2007

date rape drug in chinese manufactured toys. From somebody that didn't claim it.


Hope you voted for THIS GUY! Thu Nov 8 2007

From miolla.


Attention Gaming Nerds Thu Nov 8 2007

Your prayers have been answered. You can miolla me later.


The Toledo Mud Hens make a play for A-Rod Thu Nov 8 2007

Boras should get on this!

Also from miolla.


help a brother out Thu Nov 8 2007

From ryan: Karen asked if I could pass this on because she was into the helicopters voting. This is a much smaller version of that. But she got into a radio contest to have a chance to sing with this guy. She sang yesteday for them, but I missed it. I hoped they would have some sort of playback ability on the site but that doesn't seem to be the case. Anyway, voting runs until noon tomorrow so any help you offer would be appreciated. She is the last name on the bottom.


we're paying for the internet... by the hour Fri Nov 9 2007

Not Safe For Work! From Jay Park: unaired 24 pilot from back in 1994 .

May be NSFW due to ads.


How to Become a Tax Refund Millionare Fri Nov 9 2007

Government workers and co-conspirators deposited $20M dollars in phony tax refund checks. -decker


Death Squad Soccer Sun Nov 11 2007

From Bob: Say what you will about the MLS, but this 1-0 game winner to send the Revs to the MLS cup last night was nothing short of awesome.


2 Girls 1 Cup Sun Nov 11 2007

Not Safe For Work!Not Safe For Work!Not Safe For Work!Not Safe For Work!Not Safe For Work!Not Safe For Work!Not Safe For Work!Not Safe For Work!Not Safe For Work!Not Safe For Work!Not Safe For Work!Not Safe For Work!Not Safe For Work!Not Safe For Work!

From miolla: This video has somehow made the rounds. It's the most NSFW thing that I have ever posted. How this stuff exists is beyond me. That said, John Mayer did a really funny parody with a hip hop dude (John Legend?).

Wow. Miolla isn't kidding. It really isn't even safe for home (NSFH). And it's also NSFAM or Not Safe For After Meals.


For the 3 year old with everything Mon Nov 12 2007

Yes, that's a BMW kid car, available in electric or pedal for $450 or $275, respectively.

Filed under douchbaggery, as this is how primier douches are made. Won't someone think of the children?

All from polega.


Inspiring fear in schools with small cats for mascots... Mon Nov 12 2007

Most of you probably get the alumni email, but here's the new mascot logo:

I can only assume this dog is supposed to be rabid. Story here. -decker


That's a Good Deal... Tue Nov 13 2007

It costs 1.67 cents to make a penny...

Also:

Luhrman planned to ship the post-1982 "worthless" pennies, which are 95 percent zinc, to areas of the country with penny shortages. He estimated he could save the government $5.25 million in the first 90 days of his operation by shuttling his surplus to markets with shortages, instead of having the mint stamp new ones.

He was also planning to melt pre-1982 pennies to sell the copper. But then the government banned the melting of pennies. -decker


I have no ideas Tue Nov 13 2007

From Rollins: Does anybody here have any awesome ideas for Christmas gifts? For some reason this year I am drawing a complete blank for numerous people.


Organ Markets Tue Nov 13 2007

I almost posted some of these last night, and now that some other blogs have chimed in, I will go ahead for those who are interested:

There's a couple of pages in the WSJ about organ markets:

A prominent transplant surgeon argues in favor of payments for organs.

And a debate about organ markets between Julio Elias and Al Roth. Al Roth gives a google talk about market design (including the market for kidneys about 30 minutes into it) here.

Al Roth used the public's repugnance to the sale of kidneys as a constraint on his proposal. This idea is countered here. The idea of repugnance reminds me of my view of social conservatives.

And finally, the Freakonomics blog chimes in. -decker


The Stereotypes Are (Mostly) True Tue Nov 13 2007

Thought this was interesting from last week's Economist:

Republicans and Democrats both think Iraq is very important but have very different ideas about our past and future there. The most disturbing thing on here (to me) is how many Republicans and Democrats think creationism should be taught in schools. Although I guess it merely confirms my belief that over half of American voters are morons. -decker


Where Mexicans go...Companies fall Wed Nov 14 2007

From Danny - So after my wonderful intern stint at Knowledge Strategies (KStrat to all you on the inside), I thought it would be funny to see what has happened at Atari after I was working there as an intern there.

Attari CEO Resigns

Attari Exits Production

And soon we may be watching one of our childhood companies bite the dust. Guess I will not be working there...anyone looking to hire?


We've all been there, well, most of us Wed Nov 14 2007

Will sends us an onion article detailing the thought process behind what one man might say at an intimate time. Throwing on a conservative NSFW for adult content. -jm

I still haven't heard back from the woman to whom I unfortunately yelled, "Touchdown, Vikings!"


To BTH like Persian Kitty is to Bean Wed Nov 14 2007

UPDATED: Links directly to Lizzie Leopold Stories.

The Daily Show Archive

Joe adds: For anyone wondering why I get phone calls twice a year at 6pm on Friday nights with random strangers telling me where they're from, their major, and their favorite sexual position, move the timeline to September 22, 1999 and watch A Daily Show Tale of Survival: Parts 1 and 2. -jm


OK Brick, How Many of These Did You Design? Wed Nov 14 2007

The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World.

Speaking of Brick, I saw an ad for this t-shirt while on that site. -decker


Can't spell Waste of Fucking Money without CIA Wed Nov 14 2007

CIA and FBI agent lied her way into both organizations. She may have ties to and/or given information to Hezbollah.


Gas Tax anyone? Wed Nov 14 2007

Nice little opinion piece in the Times about gas taxes. Thanks to Rollins for this one.

I do favor a gasoline tax phased in over 12 months. But let’s get one thing straight: My opponent and I are both for a tax. I just prefer that my taxes go to the U.S. Treasury, and he’s ready to see his go to the Russian, Venezuelan, Saudi and Iranian treasuries. His tax finances people who hate us. Mine would offset some of our payroll taxes, pay down our deficit, strengthen our dollar, stimulate energy efficiency and shore up Social Security. It’s called win-win-win-win-win for America.


The Buff does it again Wed Nov 14 2007

Warren Buffett lobbies to keep the estate tax. -hendrix Quick Update More details at WSJ.

“A meaningful estate tax is needed to prevent our democracy from becoming a dynastic plutocracy,'' he said.


Some awesome Mii characters Thu Nov 15 2007

Heman, Skeletor, Chewbacca, The Tick, Charlie Brown and many others. Some people have too much time on their hands. They should be posting worthless links on DTS.com

The image Miolla tried to post showed up with the message, "If You See This Image... It's Because Some Dickhead Tried to Steal Bandwidth from irserious.com." I assume it was supposed to be an image, but it's from the same man who posted this, so I can't really tell...


That's Like Half Not a Billion Dollars... Fri Nov 16 2007

Writer from the Daily Show about the strike:

-decker


But that wife of his, Eleanor... big dyke! Fri Nov 16 2007

From will: Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians.

I think the title says all that needs to be said. Ahh who am I kidding:


The other three answers are all names of Hall and Oates albums...seriously Fri Nov 16 2007

From will: Nintendo Quiz... pretty fun. I got 53%. Apparently I've lost my ability to get a 70% on any multiple choice test.


Anyone Have Pictures to Share... Mon Nov 19 2007

...from a recent wedding in Pittsburgh of a certain DTS editor?

If so, please post links here. I want to see what I missed. -decker


Screw Global Warming... Mon Nov 19 2007

...this is the real reason we need to adopt higher efficiency standards. Some industry experts are predicting that oil production will plateau around 2012. Of course, there have always been predictions of doom and gloom about oil supplies, but this one involves production capabilities rather than the total amount of oil left in the Earth. It's also a bad sign when some in OPEC subscribe to the theory:

Even some officials from member states of the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries, which has long insisted on its ability to supply the world with fuel for decades hence, are breaking ranks and forecasting limits.

Of course, worries about oil shortages drive up its price, so maybe it's in OPEC's interest to predict shortages. But, if true, we can probably expect World War III to break out over oil sometime around 2012. -decker


Before the IPhone, you could only make calls on a cell phone Tue Nov 20 2007

From derek: A story about dumb people who don't realize how a plane works, or that they wasted $500 on a crappy phone.


Hey, Doc, what's this growth on my arm? Tue Nov 20 2007

From ab: Seems like this is the direction they should have been headed in the first place. It eliminates the complications of rejections, plus you won't smell like somebody else.


OK. This viral campaign thing has gone too far Tue Nov 20 2007

From miolla:


Chuck Norris Picks A Candidate - Watch more free videos

If by too far, I mean NOT FAR ENOUGH! Mike Huckabee pulls out a Family Guy reference from like 2 weeks ago... Nice.


The Last Great Mystery in the Age of the Internets Wed Nov 21 2007

The one brother's request I would give was to find out the origin of the Beastie Boys sample involving a "mashed potatoes." All of you failed me. However, up until now, even the internet has failed me. As recently as April, I was listening to some obscure 60's African American comedy to no avail (I didn't get it). Behold, the origin revealed. You can bring your black books to me. I'll sign them now. -jm


Great News! Fri Nov 23 2007

From Shek:

We just wanted to take a moment and share our special news. We got

engaged last night at the Dream Hotel in New York City!!

We are extremely excited and wanted to share our happiness with you.

We hope you are all well and have a great holiday season!

Best Wishes,

Abhisek and Sujata

Congrats guys. -hendrix


Hate Crimes Up 7.8 Percent Mon Nov 26 2007

The Onion's Take. -jm


Has Anyone Else... Mon Nov 26 2007

...gotten a recent surge of spam that hasn't been filtered by gmail? Like a lot of ebay stuff? Gmail's filter is still better than hotmail's, but a lots been getting through the last few days... -decker


Heads up Mon Nov 26 2007

Steep and Cheap Gear Storm is on tomorrow - Tues 11/27 100 deals in 24 hours. Neato. -hendrix


That makes sense... Tue Nov 27 2007

Stephen King: Let's waterboard Jenna Bush and see if she thinks it's torture. He also goes into how crappy the media is. -hendrix


He's pretty good I guess Tue Nov 27 2007

Buddy Rich drum solo. Absolutely sick. And for fun, Animal vs. Buddy Rich. -hendrix


Bacon watch Wed Nov 28 2007

Officer tasers guy for turning his back on him. And then tries to arrest him for .... nothing. Love those pigs. -hendrix


Politics Wednesday Wed Nov 28 2007

Thompson and Huckabee are unintelligent, Giuliani's a strong leader, and no one (according to the majority) is honest, competent, reliable, moral, or uses good judgment. Sounds about right.

Also, I've been wondering how many Americans vote because they want a candidate to lose. In other words, I assume a partiularly polarizing candidate actually increases the voting participation of the other party. On page 8 of the poll details, it shows that Hilary would command 45% to Giuliani's 42% in a presidential election, but we have no idea how likely the poll participants are to vote. The last page, you'll see that the Republican primary voters gave Hilary the lowest score in almost every category, and that she received the highest participation among Republican voters. The Democrats view of Giuliani isn't nearly as harsh.

I couldn't figure out how to log out of economist.com, so I don't know if the pdf was available or not. If the link doesn't work, try this. -decker


It's that time of the year again Wed Nov 28 2007

Would you like some fries with that? From Polega.


ATTENTION SHEK! Wed Nov 28 2007


Best First Dance at a Wedding - Watch more free videos

Here's an idea for the first dance. From miolla.


Best Piece of Canadian Video Not Involving Mullets or Word Thu Nov 29 2007

Canuck PSA on the dangers of grease. I think Tom provides enough anecdotal evidence that this is a little hyperbolic. Stolen from Deadspin. -jm


Anyone seen L-Rod lately? Fri Nov 30 2007

From polega: College-student-cum-porn-star disappears.

I knew I should have gone to a state school. And yes, Bean, I wrote that like that just for you...and I think it's even valid english.

Best quote from TFA: "Sander's brother, Jacob Sander, confirmed that the nude woman pictured on the site is his sister."


Execs Strike Back Fri Nov 30 2007

Video Blog written by the Colbert Report writers and performed by that Sonic commercial guy:

-decker


I got 600 dollars in the bank, motherf*cker! Fri Nov 30 2007

Brian E emailed this video:

Here's his site. He even has a "2 Girls 1 Cup" song. I tried watch a few of the skits, and they weren't great. Seems like he's doing a Will Farrell/Michael Ian Black impression. -decker


I probably could have used this about a month ago Fri Nov 30 2007

The safety bike. Includes cool video. Hang in there with it. -hendrix




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