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Weekend plans Thu May 1 2008

Iron man running at 94% on Rotten Tomatoes. In contrast, Spider-Man 3 got 64%.

This bit from the Onion still makes me laugh. -hendrix


In case you need to waste even more time Thu May 1 2008

Pikabuggy.com has somehow spawned BuggyAlums.org. If nothing else, it's significantly easier to read. They're looking to start some sort of alumni group and are looking for leadership as well. So head over there and check it out. -hendrix


Apparently Vasudevan wasn't catchy enough Thu May 1 2008

All naj: Kentucky Derby Horse steals nickname.

I don't know why, but picturing bharath running in this race has me cracking up at my desk. wait, i do know why. it's freakin awesome.


7 yr old steals grandma's car to do 'hood rat' things Fri May 2 2008

From coltz: i want to hear what obama has to say about this kid.


eXtreme pain Sun May 4 2008

Jorge Lorenzo demonstrates proper high-side technique on an 800cc MotoGP motorcycle. This was in qualifying or practice, not sure which one. He messed up his ankles pretty bad, went on to ride the race and finish 4th. -hendrix


We got a new Pacman? Sun May 4 2008

From Philippe: I can't believe that Marvin Harrison is involved in a shooting. The best part about the article is that he owns a bar: "Playmakers" and a car wash. Too bad they did not give us the name of the car wash.


Monday morning distraction Mon May 5 2008

Suzuki samurai jump. [video] NSFW due to language. From dhendrix. I've seen this previously, but not sure if it's been re-posted.


Apparently I need to use more electricity Mon May 5 2008

Cool graphic showing the breakdown used to calculate the Consumer Price Index. -hendrix


So, all hurricanes are acts of God? OK Tue May 6 2008

Rev Hagee, Christian nutjob, endorses McCain. McCain digs it. [video] -hendrix


I don't know what to make of this Tue May 6 2008

This is all ab: War protesters frustrated by apathy

Combine this with the rating of the President and Congress and what do you get? Unhappy Apathy? Malaise? It's like Americans are sort of unhappy, but not pissed enough to do anything about it.

The real scary part is that Pittsburgh is breaking this story (instead of wind, for a change).


Olsen Twins Sex Tape? Wed May 7 2008

From miolla: Not really but highly entertaining to say the least. Stars Will Arnett and Human Giant. Here's a line that qualifies the NSFW tag:

Will Arnett - I can't believe how much my d!©k just barfed


Plus we saw him at dinner Wed May 7 2008

Simultaneous invention and the new breed of thinkers. Long-ish article by Malcom Gladwell (Tipping Point/Blink guy) exploring the phenomenon of the same or similar inventions being 'discovered' at the same time. -hendrix


Can they put frikkin' laser beams on their heads? Wed May 7 2008

Louisiana prison has several bears roaming the grounds. The warden seems to think they'll maul escapees, but apparently bears are shy. Anyway, amusing nonetheless. -hendrix


Definitely not about video games Wed May 7 2008

Today's Penny Arcade - Kids Today Not that it takes a lot of energy or time, but hang in for the punchline. -hendrix


The Proof Is In The Puddin' Thu May 8 2008

The NE Patriots have officially lost all credibility and i'm LOVING every second of it. Hopefully Belicheck steps down and we remember him for two reasons... 1) Cheating and 2) Walking off the field like a sucka chump after the Super Bowl. - JT

The New York Times obtained a list of the Walsh tapes, and the league confirmed that list, which says that the Patriots taped offensive and defensive coaches in regular-season games against the Miami Dolphins, Buffalo Bills, Cleveland Browns and San Diego Chargers. The team also made video of the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 2002 AFC Championship Game.


Dolores Umbridge comes alive Thu May 8 2008

School principal compiles list of couples at school to cut down on PDA. Outs a couple students in the process.

Compiling some sort of useless list in the first place is ridiculous and asinine. Posting it for all to see (not just teachers) takes it up a notch. Calling the gay kid's mom and outing him is the most ridiculous thing I've heard this week. She needs fired (goin' out to bean-o) yesterday. -hendrix


Spice of life Thu May 8 2008

Skin available for Gmail. You need to install a Firefox plugin called Stylish which stores a new style sheet. Takes about 30 seconds, give or take. As far as I know, if you're not using the dirty hippy browser you're SOL. -hendrix


What we're all thinking... Thu May 8 2008

hillary clinton: the psycho ex-girlfriend of the democratic party From wil wheaton, he of Star Trek and Stand by Me fame.


shap fun night gone horribly awry Thu May 8 2008

From boot: some bretheren at Tulane really f'd up "D'Amico said his client, who was attending Tulane on scholarship, suffered second- and third-degree burns to his back, chest, buttocks and genitals."

UPDATE: link fixed


Let me say something. Let me say something Thu May 8 2008

Two anchorman related news tidbits

1. Talks of an Anchorman sequel not named Talledega Nights.

2. Sir Charles Barkley gets Ron Burgundy'd on tnt.

Filed under Science -jm


A deal? Thu May 8 2008

Papa John's offering 23 cent pizzas to apologize for something involving Lebron (#23). That sound you just heard was rick driving 10 hours to wait in line for 2 hours to get some "cheap" pizzas. -jm


University Of California, Berkeley Marching Band Does Nintendo Themed Halftime Show Thu May 8 2008

From miolla.


that was the kick in the balls i needed Thu May 8 2008

Ryan sent in this link along with the following ramble (unless I'm missing a reference in the first part):

so a crappy week turned into a crappier day. but i'm at work because you have to. and i pull up the internet because, well you have to. thanks msn for putting this front and center on my home page. this was exactly what i needed.

an angry person once told me to just throw up yoru hands and say "ftiq". I'm trying it now. I'll let you know how it works


Daily Mondesi's House Thu May 8 2008

Some cool stuff lifted from Mondesi's House:

- What ruins beer and what doesn't

- Top 10 declassified secrets

- Someone let Weatherford/Mullen/Zeta/Stay Puff Marshmallow Man into Burger King

All from will.


Not quite Clooney, but he's getting there Fri May 9 2008

John Mayer on how to write a song. [video] I would love to rag on this guy, but this has some good chuckles, and added to his 2 girl 1 cup parody, he's building quite the body of work. Thanks Kristen Bell. -hendrix


eXtreme motorcycle Fri May 9 2008

Mountain bike with an engine I guess it's a concept, but it seems like it'd be a lot of fun. -hendrix


That's a lot of foos. Fri May 9 2008

World's largest foosball table.

Good lookin' foos table.

The hi-fi foos table.

All from Gizmodo. I guess they've got a foosball nut on staff. -hendrix


I'm impressed and pissed at the same time Fri May 9 2008

From bw: Audi Q7 and R8 stunts from IronMan explained. Just another example of the fact I have the wrong job.


You can bet your green weinie Fri May 9 2008

Myron Cope rap. Seriously. From will.


More evidence that women can't drive Sat May 10 2008

...except for buggies, of course.

Danica Patrick nails (with her car, not sexually) a member of another crew. -decker


What are you looking at? Mon May 12 2008

I don't play video games much, but thought the GTA bit on Weekend Update was great (Bill Hader's impression seems particularly good). Skip to the -3:35 point to see it. Also, the story right before it is about that Tulane pike house. -decker


He may never work again.... Mon May 12 2008

Not Safe For Work! PSA on anti-piracy from Superbad. Language NSFW. From Dean.

Update: link fixed.


Keystone clown van Mon May 12 2008

Cop tries to catch guys jumping from van. It's almost like an ad for dual sliding doors. Taken from boingboing. -hendrix


Evening eXtreme Tue May 13 2008

Solen from Inside Line. -hendrix


Seems like a mandatory post Tue May 13 2008

Crazy pong table has LEDs and ball washers. Looking at how much crap is under the table, it seems like it should do more. Still pretty cool, though. Oh - and for the love of all things holy, can we stop with the Priceless crap? Thanks. -hendrix


I wouldn't kick it out of my garage Tue May 13 2008

The new Ferrari California. A front-engined V8 convertible from the prancing horse dudes. -hendrix


Are people from Darwin eligable for Darwin awards? Tue May 13 2008

Guy puts seat belt on 30-pack and not child. All from Dean.

Update Link fixed.


Ceiling Cat Watches You Masturbate. Tue May 13 2008

Or perhaps Jesus catches you in the act. Courtesy of Double Viking via GodTube. A little long but pretty funny. From miolla.


MEGAN FOX TOPLESS! Tue May 13 2008

From miolla: Yes. The hot chick from Transformers. She's even got some crazy tats. She must be a total head case... Which somehow makes her hotter.


Slice n' Dice Tue May 13 2008

Jim Steel brings us some additional buggy results analysis.

If you feel like it, there's also an Excel file.


The polio vaccine? Really? Tue May 13 2008

ThingsYoungerThanMcCain.com -hendrix


Untooned Characters Tue May 13 2008

Apparently there's a competition going on to "Untoon" popular cartoon characters. Link contains final images. Here's a YouTube of someone creating one of these things.


I'd write a clever title here if I wasn't the 1 in 3 today .... Tue May 13 2008

I think this wins the "I thought this was an article from The Onion award" for the day.

From Jim.


Giant NES controller is sweet Tue May 13 2008


Working Nintendo Cofee Table - Watch more free videos

From miolla.


Your iPhone is so 2G... Tue May 13 2008

Rumors about the release of the 3G iPhone. -decker

Update: link doens't work due to author taking it down. See comments for what I remember it saying.

Update II: I'm an idiot. I still have the post in Google Reader. Check the comments for a quote.

Update III: The item's been posted and there's a bunch of comments.


No word of the free flip-flops or donuts... Tue May 13 2008

WalkofNoShame.com Yes, this is for Amp energy drink. But it made me laugh, so here it is. -hendrix


I said Good Day Wednesday. Gooood Day. Wed May 14 2008

Drum licks from hell. This isn't some amateur hour namby-pamby list made by a 13 year old in his mom's basement. The dude intentionally excludes popular stuff. Schweet. -hendrix


More nerding about Wed May 14 2008

Jim Steel has brought us another cornucopia of Buggy material.

Revised Sub-2:10 times

Pre-1994 times

Master Spreadsheet


Afternoon chuckle Wed May 14 2008

Google starts blurring faces on the StreetView portion of Google Maps. Some amusing unintended consequences result. -hendrix


Just seems like a bad idea Wed May 14 2008

LA Cyclists use freeway - beat traffic. For anybody that's ever been on a freeway in CA during rush hour, this should come as no surprise. Knowing how much drivers hate motorcycles lane-splitting, I can't believe they didn't get doored. -hendrix


Little Help... Wed May 14 2008

I made an adjustment to the comments display so that the time will actually be accurate. It's working for me, but if you can take a glance and let me know if it's not working for you, that would be cool.

It's taking your timezone off your system clock in order to do this, so if that's messed up, you're SOL.


Bonds's throw, not pictured Thu May 15 2008

A five minute diversion for bean, ryan and jt.


Manuel, being himself Thu May 15 2008

Tremendous catch and Parkour display by everyone's favorite hitting savant. -jm


Seems like big news Thu May 15 2008

Pats videographer interview in the NYT. -hendrix

Q. Did the Patriots keep a book on other teams?
A. I don’t know. I just filmed the tape and handed it over to Ernie.
At first, it was filming teams we were going to be playing again later that year. In 2001, it evolved to filming other teams, especially in the A.F.C., that we thought we might either possibly see in the playoffs or see again another time. It was the kind of situation that being the third video guy, there wasn’t anything else I necessarily needed to shoot, especially for home games. So it was said, ‘Go ahead and shoot the signals.’


Obama\'s pick for VP? Thu May 15 2008


Simpsons Cartooning Errors Thu May 15 2008

Stolen from Holy Taco by miolla. They detail all of the inconsistencies in Simpsons shows. 139 of them to be exact.


Another gem from the Onion... Thu May 15 2008

From oof: This has been making the rounds at the office here.


Real Life Facebook Thu May 15 2008

From miolla.


How Do I Get This Job at Google? Thu May 15 2008

1. Go to Google.

2. Type in "Find Chuck Norris"

3. Hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

-decker


If your name is not Mike Gerome, you might not care Thu May 15 2008

Derek points out A discussion on the economics of Lebron, or Lebronomics.
Seems like good debate fodder.


The smartest 13 year olds in the world Thu May 15 2008

They got a credit card in their fathers name, went on a $30k shopping spree then ordered hookers. And that's not even the best part of the story. Read on. From miolla.


Phone call for Stewart Fri May 16 2008

The Daily Show on Clinton's West Virginia victory. The interviews at 1:50 are amazing. -hendrix


I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast... Fri May 16 2008

All Weatherfood: What car recently set the record for the fastest time around the 17 mile Nordschleife (Nurburgring) for a production sedan on factory-spec tires? No..not some piece of shit BMW, Mercedes, or Audi. It was the 2009 CTS-V lapped it in 7:59.32.(with a de-tuned 550HP version of the LSA V8 found on the new upcoming ZR1). Here is the video of the lap from the onboard cam.

On a side note, I am selling everything I own to pick one up...then I can stare at it in my garage as I won't be able to afford to fuel or insure it.


Manny being... a good hitter Fri May 16 2008

Cool graphic depicting Manny's 498 home runs so far. You can divy it up just about any way you can think of. -hendrix


To infiinity... and a little further Fri May 16 2008

Dude with jet powered wing soars over the Alps. He jumps out a plane at 7500 ft, lights up 4 small jets, and gets up to 180mph. They are brass and they clank when he walks. -hendrix


It's like stepping into a time machine Fri May 16 2008

Historical recreation of a video store from the ONN. The customer is great.

I also watched this, entitled Age-Progression Technology Indicates Missing Child A Prostitute By Now. -decker


Dude undresses chick with Mechanical Shovel... Mildly NSFW Mon May 19 2008

Stripped by a Mechanical Shovel! - video powered by Metacafe

Those crazy Italians! -from miolla.


Rank the Indiana Jones movies - Best to Worst Mon May 19 2008

In honor of #4 coming out this week


Who run Barter Town? Mon May 19 2008

From Deadspin, a drunken monkey flip book from The Preakness.

From will.


The goggles... they do nothing Mon May 19 2008

Audi Q7 limo From the outside you can't even fathom the horrors inside. It's truly scary. -hendrix


Random notes Tue May 20 2008

Firefox 3.0 Release Candidate 1 is out. This is what the final version will be unless they discover any huge bugs. I've been using 3.0 since the last couple betas, and there are some really nice improvements. Most of the themes and extensions I use have already been updated/upgraded. Installation's really easy and it imports all your data from earlier versions.

NCAA lacrosse championship decided this weekend. Quarterfinal games are Sat and the championship game is on Monday. Set the DVR.

If you liked 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind' or 'Punch Drunk Love', definitely check out Stranger Than Fiction. I liked it a lot more than either of those two, but for some reason I thought all three had a similar feel.

-hendrix (in case you couldn't tell)


WTF Tuesdays in Music Tue May 20 2008

Just released today, Scarlett Johansson's album of Tom Wait's covers. Included in the link is a video (one of those day in the life type deals). I wouldn't call her a singer, but then again, neither is Tom Waits. And yes, that is David Bowie in the background. All for you, bth. -jm


When Will Then Be Now? Tue May 20 2008

Netflix to offer device for streaming movies directly to TV sets.

...any customer who pays at least $8.99 per month for a DVD rental plan gets unlimited access to the streaming service.
...
...few recent movies are available on Netflix's streaming service.

And I mentioned this before in the comments, but the new Apple TV will let users rent streaming movies as well.

HD movies will cost $4.99 [to rent], with over 100 titles in HD at launch. There will be over 600 TV shows, available for $1.99 per episode... The launch will have more than 1,000 films by the end of February, but they won't be available until 30 days after the DVD releases

One nice thing about the Netflix solution is that BluRay player manufacturers will start to include it in their players (which will soon use internet connections anyway), while Apple requires a separate box hogging an HDMI port all to itself. -decker


Done and done Tue May 20 2008

The Buff endorses Obama. I loves me some Buff. -hendrix


Heli-cockters? Tue May 20 2008

Sexually charged remote control helicopter flew through a press conference in Russia. From miolla including excellent tag line.


Alonso's a bitch Tue May 20 2008

Story behind the mclaren/ferrari F1 scandal A long read, but interesting. From Jay Park.

Keep in mind that Max Mosley was the Nazi-themed orgy guy from a little while ago.

If you're tired of F1, may I suggest something different? -hendrix


Helicopters East Coast Tour Tue May 20 2008

From Caldeira: Helicopters is going on tour, peeps. We're planning 4 cities in 4 days:

- Wednesday, August 6: Washington DC

- Thursday, August 7: Philly

- Friday, August 8: NYC

- Saturday, August 9: Troy, NY (with Sirsy from the Last Band Standing finals)

Does anyone have any venue recommendations and/or contacts for the Wednesday-Friday shows? Any help would be greatly appreciated.


Chocolate will now be ruined for many of you Wed May 21 2008

The Incredible Edible Anus

One would think that this was sent by Miolla, but it's not. Surprisingly, this isn't really NSFW, but I've marked it as such just in case. Oh yeah, classified as 'Art' (not Leipzig). All from Bean.


Race to the bottom Wed May 21 2008

American to start charging for the first checked bag. I can't imagine the cluster this is going to cause on the plane. And are they going to charge that if you have to gate-check something? jm, comment already registered. You fully approve.


Is there nothing they won't rank? Wed May 21 2008

Newsweek's list of top public high schools. FWBHS comes in with a respectable 294 out of 1,300, with 43% subsidized lunches. Let's hear it for the poor kids. -jm


The cat's ass Wed May 21 2008

This is the cover for this week's Sports Illustrated (story here):


Morning Beatbox Thu May 22 2008


Popcast from Reggie Watts on Vimeo.

The first minute is pretty sweet. from Miolla

Could also be entitled "Fun with Vocal Loopers." -jm


Turn on the Way Back Machine Thu May 22 2008

Nice little interview from 2004 with one of our large headed moderators. I think we can all agree his answer to the last question is bull. -jm


Best Buy Dance Off - Stolen from Break Thu May 22 2008


Best Buy Dance Off - Watch more free videos

From miolla.


Today in Sports Thu May 22 2008

Drunk man dies after botched attempt to slide down handrail at Braves game.

Steroid distributor names NFL clients.

And Karl Malone, while in college, impregnated a 13 year old girl.

Whammy! -decker


Afternoon Delight - HDTV size Thu May 22 2008

From miolla: Dudes. I've identified a TV that I'm going to get. I'm in the process of deciding between whether to get a 46" or a 52". My question to you guys is: Am I spitting hairs by getting the extra 6" or is the 46" going to be fine. I don't have a huge space for a TV in my apt but also don't want to make sure that I'm considering future dwellings this piece of technology might be involved with.

What do you guys think? 52" or 46"?


Rivers Reads the Internet Fri May 23 2008

New Weezer video, Pork and Beans, on youtube. It's way meta, and, IMO, better than Bevery Hills. -jm


McCain's pick for VP? Fri May 23 2008

In the interest of equal time. A little background


Awesome Fri May 23 2008

From oof: I'm too lazy to write a better tagline for this awesome commercial [Youtube Video]. Yes, this is filed under art.


God Bless Pittsburgh Fri May 23 2008

Boot sent this well-crafted post: Wholey's fish market in the strip district won't sell octupi to visitng Detroit fans. -- becuase they throw them on the ice???

The best part of the entire article is the 2nd comment, mis-spellings and all:

CityofChampions6658

I guarentee that no octopi find the Mellon Arena ice. If they do, the dude who throws better run straight out of the building before some yinzer and his mullet from Lawrenceville pummel his face.


Oof - I've found your god. Strong, he is. Mon May 26 2008

From Bootney Lee Farnsworth: Not sure which is stranger

1) There is a Jedi religeon

2) This drunk dude got arrested for attacking the founder of the church wearing a darth vader mask and a garbage bag cape.

I bet this is in the bylaws of the CMU chapter of A Phi O.

I bet this is a repost.


Again, the goggles are useless. Tue May 27 2008

Terrifying photo "re-touching" If you click on one link all day, make it this link. Stolen from Fark by hendrix.


This killed a good half hour Tue May 27 2008

From ab: These are great. I would be terrible in retail. Picture me, Hendrix and Bean as salespeople in a retail shop. We would make "soup Nazi" look like the Easter Bunny.

No Buggy for you! -hendred


Grandpa pwned by Beer Pong Table Tue May 27 2008


Grandpa Owned At Beer Pong - Watch more free videos

From Miolla, so odds of repost are high. Even so, it's still good for a cheap laugh at each of our Ghosts of Carnival Future.


Spurmos are in crisis Tue May 27 2008

From Goldsmith: Spurmo - Straight, proud, unmarried men over 30.

You're exaggerating,” a female friend told me. “There are plenty of single guys your age for you to play with.”

Yes. True. There are. Thousands of them. But they're wearing tight white T-shirts and meeting for cosmopolitans to discuss which Sex and the City character they are.


Step Brothers Tue May 27 2008

Trailer for Ferrell's latest with John C. Reilly.

Funny movie or colossal dud? The trailer makes me think it's the latter. -decker


Rent or Buy? Wed May 28 2008

David Leonhardt describes a heuristic for determining whether houses are reasonably priced: the Price to Rent ratio. I had heard of this before, but this column had a map with ratios for several cities. Historically, this ratio has been between 10 and 14, he claims (must be using a different data set than the graph I linked above). Unsurprisingly, right now is not a good time to buy in most cities by this standard, but should be getting better. There is a also a rent vs buy calculator.

But before you flee to Tehran, think again. -decker

UPDATE: Also an interactive graphic for year over year change in home prices by city. Check out Las Vegas and Phoenix.


What About Global Cooling? Wed May 28 2008

Grassfire.org is planning "Carbon Belch Day" on June 12 in a demonstration of skepticism over global warming claims.

Even if it's not widely followed, it'll likely be more effective than Earth Hour in meeting its goals. -decker


In answer to bean's question... Wed May 28 2008

Interview with the Pork and Beans video director. They rounded up all the meme guys (and girls) in one place for the video. -hendrix


... Thu May 29 2008

Scott McClellan comes clean He was the previous White House press secretary. And he deserves to die in a god damn fire. After contracting the worst case of cancer the world has ever seen. -hendrix


The Fall of Bear Stearns Thu May 29 2008

From the Wall Street Journal. Pretty interesting view behind the scenes. Naturally, some of the descriptions of events must be one-sided, but it reads as if it's well researched.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three

When you're finished with that, you can read this cheery description of the near future for the US:

The same factors that were behind the housing bubble were also at work, to varying degrees, in the auto bubble, the commercial real estate bubble, the travel bubble, the college tuition bubble, the retail bubble, the Web 2.0 bubble and most recently the commodities bubble.
...
Airline executives will say that if they were to charge enough to reflect all these costs, they would have many fewer passengers. That's the point: A sustainable equilibrium will inevitably involve a smaller industry with fewer planes, fewer flights, fewer passengers and fewer employees.

Happy reading. -decker


Today in WTF? Thu May 29 2008

Car dealer apologizes for ad that tells non-Christians to “sit down and shut up”

Dunkin Donuts pulls online ad featuring Rachel Ray wearing a "terrorist scarf" -hendrix


Wish I had this at my Cinco De Mayo party Thu May 29 2008

A Pinata shaped like a woman's ass. Mildly NSFW since you can barely tell what the hell it actually is. All from miolla.


It's not funny 'cause it's true Fri May 30 2008

Venn diagram explaining work -hendrix


Kneel before your god Fri May 30 2008

All hail the Swayzaur. From Rollins. I am speechless. -hendred


That pretty much sums it up Sat May 31 2008

SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com

From derek, and filed under "science".


Today In College Football Sat May 31 2008

Social observer Nino brings today's college football headlines to my attention:

Nice. -decker




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