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Price of admission just went up Tue Mar 2 2010

From Bean: Pika/Beta/Zoo

Caped buggies and drivers of course; the only alum participants will be the pushers, and the plan is for them all to be 45 and up. So take a deep breath, Jimmy Steel, one more year you avoid the call. This, along with Bordick's soft baritone on live radio, should be plenty reason to get out there plenty early Saturday morning of Carnival.


The history of the 20th century? I suppose it is pretty awesome. Wed Mar 3 2010

How Reagan Ruined Conservatism. The author claims that modern conservatives imitate the worst of his presidency and ignore the best. -decker


He's Like a White Icarus Wed Mar 3 2010

Fan attempts trampoline dunk at Blazers game. -decker


DUI: Driving Under the Influence... of man love Thu Mar 4 2010

Anti-gay State Senator pulled over for drunk driving after leaving gay bar. I feel like this is a recurring theme: anti-gay politician turns out to be really gay. It's probably safe to just start assuming it to be true. Stolen from hendred's Buzz feed. -decker


From the department of Duh Fri Mar 5 2010

Sororities make girls feel worse about their bodies. Also, water is wet. -hendred


I think the term is 'Die in a Fire' Fri Mar 5 2010

Krugman uses the Bunning blockade to extrapolate Republican vs. Democratic viewpoints. It's not a particularly good piece, but there was one bit that left me dumbfounded. -hendred

Consider, in particular, the position that Mr. Kyl has taken on a proposed bill that would extend unemployment benefits and health insurance subsidies for the jobless for the rest of the year. Republicans will block that bill, said Mr. Kyl, unless they get a “path forward fairly soon” on the estate tax.

Now, the House has already passed a bill that, by exempting the assets of couples up to $7 million, would leave 99.75 percent of estates tax-free. But that doesn’t seem to be enough for Mr. Kyl; he’s willing to hold up desperately needed aid to the unemployed on behalf of the remaining 0.25 percent.


It's that time of year Fri Mar 5 2010

Admittedly I haven't been paying much attention to the Buggy (what with the wife and the kids and all that), other than dreaming up Decade of Zeus t-shirt designs, but this comment from last fall from Carl made me laugh out loud. -hendred

Oh, and please guys, we're buggy people. We turned an innocent quasi-parade float contest into this ridiculousness. We can hack, jam or disable an onboard system. I'm convinced we could cure cancer if it meant that PiKA would never win again.


Picking up on yesterday's theme... Fri Mar 5 2010

Vatican choir member canned for obtaining gay Fred Garvins for a papal gentleman-in-waiting. -hendred the Reformed

The transcripts imply that over a period of around five months in 2008, Ehiem procured for Balducci at least 10 contacts with, among others, "two black Cuban lads", a former male model from Naples, and a rugby player from Rome.


From the Makers of Songsmith Fri Mar 5 2010

TED Talk on Microsoft's Pivot. Another demo here.

Seems like there probably lots of processing needed to get the data in a usable form, so I'm not sure how widespread this could become. And if you forgot Songsmith, here it is. -decker


She shoulda brought Jesse James Sun Mar 7 2010

These are the Worst performances of the year. She 'won' for All About Steve. I think Tom Green was the last person to show up. -hendred


Man, 22, found dead at Carnegie Mellon frat house Sun Mar 7 2010

From Brick and Ryan: I just heard about this via family living in Pittsburgh.

The man was found Sunday afternoon by one of the friend's roommates at the Pi Kappa Alpha house.

Pittsburgh people - can you keep us updated?


The internet delivers Sun Mar 7 2010

Found the original GIF over on jwz's blog. -hendred


In hindsight, it's all pretty obvious Mon Mar 8 2010

The "Brutal" Oscar campaign That's brutal as in "My feet hurt and I'm tired" not "I'm starving in Africa with HIV". It's a process piece on any political campaign from mayor to President with more attractive people and issues people can easily understand.

On a side note, writing more than a paragraph about Kathryn Bigelow and not mentioning that she directed Point Break is unforgivable. -hendred


I think I owe about $3.00 Mon Mar 8 2010

Wholesale cable channel prices. It's hard to believe Comedy Central is .14 and SPEED is .20. Subsidizing Fox News makes me something-something. Maybe I could send ESPN a buck to watch the X games... all 20 minutes worth.

Someone also broke this down in August 2008 on a cost per-viewer basis.

Semi-obligatory MR link.-hendred


Afternoon chuckle Tue Mar 9 2010

Limbaugh promises to move to Costa Rica if the health care bill passes. Costa Rica has... wait for it... universal health care. On the plus side, he could probably get free Oxy, rather than sending his maid out for it. Disclaimer: link is to Daily Kos, home of the America-hating, godless commie terror-supporters. -hendred, wishing a call to his Senator would help


Internet Comment Chum Tue Mar 9 2010

Mitt Romney tells the Tea Baggers to suck it up if they lose a primary. He's worrying about them Naderining the election. It sounds like he might want to start advocating one of the runoff/preference election schemes. Anyway, the comments are pretty darn good. Look for names like "Time to Waterboard the Republicans" and "Obama=Romney". -hendred the amused


They should get Bill Campbell to demo it Tue Mar 9 2010

I guess there's some news about this thing or they did a press release or something. We talked about it way back in 2008, but here it is, and it is awesome. -hendred


I can't believe how dated this is Wed Mar 10 2010

Lazy Sunday live on Fallon. The Roots do the backing. -hendred


Some Bulls#!t is Happening Somewhere Thu Mar 11 2010


Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere


Evening Chuckle Thu Mar 11 2010

Go to Macys.com In the search box, enter "Measuring poons", like you want measuring spoons but forgot the 's'. Enjoy. -hendred


This article confirms all of my pre-conceived notions. So I posted it. Fri Mar 12 2010

Grade inflation in colleges.

Examination of grading patterns as a function of major discipline area indicates that while grades tend to be lower across the board for science and engineering schools, part of the reason that students in these schools have relatively low grades is due simply to the fact that they take relatively more science courses (Figure 3) ... Contrary to conventional wisdom, engineering departments tend to grade significantly higher than science departments for the schools in our database.

D'oh. -hendred


I call him Gamblor Fri Mar 12 2010

NPR buys a toxic asset Watching the value plummet through time is disturbing. -hendred


I can believe how dated this is Mon Mar 15 2010

Just in case you needed a reminder as to how awesome Journey's Separate Ways video is, here it is. Speaking of Journey, did you know that they replaced their lead singer with a guy they saw on youtube from the Philippines? -decker


Someone Finds a Semi-Amusing Use for Chat Roulette Tue Mar 16 2010

Guy plays improv piano for each person:

-decker


Morning chuckle Wed Mar 17 2010

Hate mail from 3rd graders. They're writing about Pluto and its non-planet status. The line about cursive kills me. -hendred


It's stuff like this that makes being a geek worth it Wed Mar 17 2010

From Bean: xkcd

Ripped from imdb, who I've whored (pimped?) for before. Today's hit list, at the bottom of the page, is all pretty good.


Brother's requests, 2025 Wed Mar 17 2010

When JFBM's kids are forcing freshman to watch quality movies, this will be one of the greatest scenes they've ever seen. From Black Dynamite, I give to you awesomeness. -jm


Bad Idea Jeans Wed Mar 17 2010

Mixed gender dorm rooms gaining acceptence. -decker


Is there a bigger daily time suck??? Wed Mar 17 2010

From ryan: I should have sent this out earlier, but if anyone wants in on my bracket challenge for $10 an entry, email me (ryanjackson23 at hotmail.com) and I'll send you the group name and password.


Daily Wow Thu Mar 18 2010

The Paralympics on The Big Picture #7 is unbelievable. If you check out one link on the site all week, this should be it. -hendred


Morning Chuckle Thu Mar 18 2010

Some Venn diagrams You may have seen some of them before. Maybe NSFW 'cause of the second one and the site they're on. -hendred


I can't get away from it Thu Mar 18 2010

Review of Michael (Liar's Poker/ Moneyball) Lewis' new book I've seen Lewis on Sixty Minutes, heard him on NPR and watched him on the Daily Show. All this week. What I took away from all this: Finance is just like any other business - there are tons of idiots and few people who really know what's going on. Also, he's married to Tabitha Soren. Yes, that Tabitha Soren.

Previous Lewis mentions.


Hey Designers Thu Mar 18 2010

From ab: Do you know of any shops where I can get sheet styrene? I'm looking on line, and there are plenty, but I'm not quite sure of the thickness that I need and would like to see/touch the stuff. If you email me, I can give you specifics and perhaps you can help me select the right thickness. Thanks in advance. Could be worth a beer or two at Carnival.


Wow. Look at this can of worms just sitting here. Thu Mar 18 2010

For Love Or Buggy A poll over at cmubuggy.org about buggy and relationships. -hendred, wondering why there's not an "All of the Above" option


DTS Most Favored BioTech Fri Mar 19 2010

Presenting to you, actual suspended animation -jm


Wow. Fuck ESPN radio. Sat Mar 20 2010

Tony Kornheiser advocates running down cyclists. Lance Armstrong lays the smack down. What a cock. Somebody needs to 'tap' him with a lead pipe on the head. -hendred


One of the better follow-ups ever Sun Mar 21 2010

Ben Folds performs an ode to the chatroulette piano guy. Awesome. -hendred


'Where do you want to be bitten' Mon Mar 22 2010

That's about the most subtle line in Tiger's alleged text messages to one of his porn star mistresses. -decker


In case C-SPAN wasn't entertaining enough Mon Mar 22 2010

Quick overview of what's actually in the health care bill. Obviously the tanning industry needs better lobbyists. -hendred

Quick Update A Slashdot Comment sums up the process.+1 Funny meets +1 Sad.


Daylight Savings Time Does Not Save Energy, Nor Daylight Mon Mar 22 2010

At least not in southern Indiana. But maybe different climates are affected differently. -decker


Bad Editing Mon Mar 22 2010

The link states "Obama's teen daughter" - slight typo. Read comments for more detail.

No one claimed this.


Huh. Mon Mar 22 2010

Panasonic sells out of 3D TVs in their first week. I'm sure production is just barely ramping, but I guess it's a positive sign for the technology. -decker


I'm pretty good at video games Tue Mar 23 2010

Jalopnik salutes Air Force pilot Bob White. He went Mach 6.7 in a jet and managed to shatter his windshield. If this happened yesterday I'd be impressed as hell. It happened in 1961. I'm astonished. White died last week at 85. Be sure to check out the two links to the Air Force write-ups on the pics. -hendred, currently looking for a good maxillofacial surgeon

It was designed to fly at speeds up to Mach 6, and altitudes up to 250,000 ft. The aircraft went on to reach a maximum speed of Mach 6.7 and a maximum altitude of 354,200 ft. Looking at it another way, Mach 6 is about one mile per second, and flight above 264,000 ft. qualifies an Air Force pilot for astronaut wings.

Quick Update Check out the cutaway diagram. Talk about strapping yourself to a bomb... The the rest of the pics are worth a few minutes as well.


So e's are rights and d's are lefts? Tue Mar 23 2010

This is the multifaceted tale of Bill Caswell, a man who bought a $500 crapcan off Craigslist to run against the $400,000+ rally cars in the World Rally Championship's Rally Mexico race earlier this month. It is a tale of a guy who had a welder, a bunch of credit cards, and a lot of free time but no real backing or funds. It is a story of a dude who taught himself how to build an FIA-legal roll cage, with no prior experience, because he wanted to spend the fabrication fee on race tires instead. It's the story of an enthusiast who drove a rustbucket to a third place finish in a FIA-sanctioned race.

- All from Jalopnik and definitely worth the read - JT


Today in Uplifting Stories Wed Mar 24 2010

Plane kills man jogging on beach. The plane was making an emergency landing after losing its propeller and was silently gliding. The man was taking a break from work, and listening to an iPod. This reminds me of something that's occurred to me before: does anyone else think it's strange that non-commercial and non-military pilots are allowed to fly around on their own? It seems like they get in more accidents than commercial flights, fly their planes into buildings (here and here too) or the ocean, and recklessly fake their own deaths. I know it isn't that dangerous, but I guess I'm surprised that in a world where coffee must come with "hot" warning labels that we allow amateur pilots to zip around above us.

Second, a fifteen year old girl was nearly beaten to death after text messaging some guy she barely knew - although to her discredit, she apparently said something about the guy's brother's suicide. This is the same middle school that a kid was doused in flamable liquid and then lit on fire last year. I hope the school's principal has prepared his Principal of the Year speech. -decker


This week in local bigotry Wed Mar 24 2010

Catholic diocese yanks $50,000 from homeless organization because they supported gay marriage. You stay classy, catholic church. -hendred


Its what Tiggers do best Wed Mar 24 2010

Aliens vs. Winnie the Pooh From derek.


Morning WTF Wed Mar 24 2010

From jay frank blaise.


Don't they make movies this way too? Wed Mar 24 2010

From Rollins: Axe Cop is a webcomic written and illustrated by two brothers. The one who illustrates is 29, the one who writes is 6.


Cool new Nintendo 3DS Wed Mar 24 2010

From jay frank blaise:


House Party V Thu Mar 25 2010

Teenagers cause $45,000 damage during house party. Somebody sent this anonymously. Can you get DNA from dried urine and crusty blood? -hendred


Yet Another AV Buying Guide Fri Mar 26 2010

This time for surround sound speaker systems. -decker


Ugh. Fri Mar 26 2010

Dump truck driver kills 3 and injures 6 motorcycle riders. He was "looking for papers" and didn't notice a line of stopped vehicles. The details and pictures in the article are pretty gruesome.

As a reminder, motorcycle season is starting in a lot of places, so keep an eye out. -hendred with link from Pa.


Speaking of Carnival Fri Mar 26 2010

Man arrested reviving dead opossum.

From the mind of Derek.


Check this out on your iPhone. Or not. Sat Mar 27 2010

Web pages can expose your entire iPhone SMS database. So that's not good. -hendred


This crap again Sun Mar 28 2010

Australian F1 results

-Yea Button. Yea.

-I'm basically rooting against Ferrari, with a preference for Massa over Alonso. Anybody but Alonso.

-Apparently Hamilton really is a giant cock.

-Yea Kubica. Yea.

-They need to make up an award for Vettel - something like "Most Championships Won Excluding Stupid Shit"

-That new English dude on Speed makes Peter Windsor look like Walter Cronkhite. Has he ever been to a race?

-Someone needs to buy the Speed guys a freakin' calculator or teach them simple multiplication.

-Steve Matchett's technical expertise from 15 years ago is just about useless.

-Maybe they should hose down the track for every race.

-hendred


Who doesn't hate Jenga? (Monday Chuckle) Mon Mar 29 2010

Pastafarians counter-protest the Westboro Church They're the "God Hates Fags" people. Some fairly clever stuff. NSFW if your boss doesn't support gay robot rights. -hendred


Some will find this funnier than others Mon Mar 29 2010

Camel Towing They tow your car. -hendred


Best Beer Commercial ever Mon Mar 29 2010

From jay frank blaise:


Toronto really took this seriously Mon Mar 29 2010

Earth Hour on The Big Picture Click for all the During pics. -hendred


Not everyone of us is a winner Mon Mar 29 2010

Don't Sh*t Your Pants. Mildly NSFW. -jm


Morning chuckle Tue Mar 30 2010

Clarkson on security guards. He thinks they're totally worthwhile and really do prevent crime. [/sarcasm]

So are the men who operate it. Recently, for instance, one asked me — by name, incidentally — for my security pass, which had just opened the tank trap that stops Osama Bin Laden getting into the car park, and stood for several moments comparing my picture and my face. Eventually, having determined that they were one and the same, he waved me through ... which is odd because at no point did he ask why I had two 12-bore shotguns slung over my shoulder and a pocketful of ammo.


Run, Jesus, run! Tue Mar 30 2010

Flash game based on the gospels. Press space to do Jesus-y things. From Derek.


And there goes your day Tue Mar 30 2010

Buggy books are now online. In Bean's case, I doubt we'll hear from him until carnival. Nice work CMUBuggy guys. -hendred


For Bordick Tue Mar 30 2010

The top ten flyby's video... #3 is ridiculous. - JT via Pretnar's Facebook Post


Just 10 minutes of your time can help a fellow nerd Tue Mar 30 2010

Complete this poll.

From rcr: My buddy in the PhD program is doing some survey work and has a quick online poll that he needs people to fill out. I did it, it takes about 10 minutes, plus you get to find out how good you are at estimating distances. (Just one of the 6 questions). I think a few people who take it will get a small Amazon gift card as well.


Dark Side of the NES Wed Mar 31 2010

What if Dark Side of the Moon had been written for the NES instead of by Pink Floyd? You would have this. A+ - JT




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