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Horrible mix up between a girl in a coma and a girl who died. This one's from Rollins.

I've never gotten this movie.

From miolla: Is this BHendrix.com or Entertainment Tonight? Regardless, here it is. Hopefully it's not a repost. Some swearing but it's beeped out.

This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. The dude in the video is apparently heir to an oil fortune of some sort. Stern goes off about him. -ed

Bean sent this PSA: Student loan interest rates to go up as of July 1. I guess this only really matters for those who have not consolidated and/or locked in a low fixed rate, so act now or forever pay more money.

3d Cube puzzle As always, it gets trickier the further you go. From JT.

Last.fm has tons of recommendations and other ways to find new artists or music. It's in the same vein as Pandora, which was posted a while ago. Stolen from /.

This week's Top Gear I love this show. I guess it helps that I love cars (and lamp), but each episode is guaranteed to entertain. Features the Z4 M, S-Class, Porsche Cayenne Turbo S, and the Koenegsigg, back in action with a wing.

I realize I'm a bit late to the game, but 'Thank You for Smoking' is excellent. Go see it.

I may actually pay full price to go see District B13. The guys that star in it are the parkour dudes, the ones that run up walls, jump off cliffs, and never seem to get hurt. It's currently 83% fresh over at Rotten Tomatoes.

Any other suggestions/warnings out there?

Keith Olbermann takes O'Reilly to task for reversing the outcome of a WWII massacre... twice... and then lying about it. The opening minute alone is gold. The rest is just plain sad.

From JT: This weekend, courtesy of TiVo, We will be revisiting our favorite game of old. Here's a clip to whet your appetites (which i'm sure most people have seen).

From JT: Question No. 2: Speaking of Hasselhoff, did his interview with Craig Sager during Game 2 double as the Unintentional Comedy moment of the year?

Nahhhhh ... not in the same year that featured Rey Mysterio Jr. giving a heartfelt speech about Eddy Guerrero at the WWE Hall of Fame ceremonies while wearing his wrestling mask. But when you combine it with the shot of Hasselhoff crying in the stands after Taylor Hicks won "American Idol" ... yes, he's the Unintentional Comedy MVP of 2006. Although we still have seven months to go. My favorite part of the Hasselhoff renaissance -- the thought of his agent calling him to say, "You're not gonna believe this! You're Nowitzki's favorite singer! He whispers one of your songs to himself when he's shooting free throws! We gotta jump on this! I have you booked on a plane to Dallas; you're leaving in three hours! This could get us into the 'Surreal Life' house!")

(By the way, we had to recalibrate the Unintentional Comedy Scale thanks to this William Shatner clip on youtube.com -- everything once rated 100 out of 100 has been dropped to 99 so the ShatMan can stand alone (yes, even Carl Lewis' national anthem performance). This will never be topped. I'm calling it right now. We have hit the comedy ceiling, my friends.)

- The clips are riiiiidiculous

Akron Man faces charges of 12th DUI Gerome sent this along, adding I'm not sure why everyone is so obsessed with extreme drinking posts on this site other than it probably makes us all feel a lot better about ourselves.

Steve Levitt, of Freakanomics fame, is handing out $100 to anyone who recognizes him. So make with the recognizing. Here's his pic.

This is from bordick: Honestly, the kid (#2) was just out there doing this on his own. Notice the excellent form and concentration. Noteworthy is the end, where upon crossing the finish line, our intrepid pusher goes right to the Uhaul for a post race debrief. (Ok, it's not the Uhaul, it's a GraveDigger Monster truck, but it's the same idea). I can't explain the rubber boots.

Of course, Newman (Old PTC) had nothing but criticism. "One hand on the bar, not two. Never grab the bar, let it rest in your hand like a woman's bosom. Lean in before you actually make contact."

He marked it NSFW, but it seems like it's fine for work. This may be one of the funniest things I've ever posted. -ed

How much is your blog worth? This one's from Marissa. I figured all my hard work would have made me a multi-millionaire by now. Guess not.

From boot: An islamic video game sorta like Civilization, which you can play from the persective of the Righteous or the Infidel.

Looks pretty sweet.

From boot: In Rush Hour 3....

Wow...

Darwin answers. Well, Darwin didn't really answer because he's dead, but a lion did in His stead. jm sent this whole thing.

From ryan: If I could do it over again, I'd pick this out for my wedding ring.

Santorum introduces Senate resolution denouncing recent ordinations of bishops in China without papal approval. Can anyone tell me how the hell this is a matter for the US government to take up?

I assume his next resolution will denounce Catholic priests for fucking little kids. But I won't hold my breath.

The Duke lacrosse team will be back next year. I'm still in awe of the fact that their season was canceled and the coach quit. If the criteria for canceling a season is now a) team full of douche bags and b) one or more members accused of a crime, there would be no college sports.

Stolen from a Fark thread.

Colbert's commencement address at Knox college It's only a transcript, but it's got some good lines.

You know, all of us alumni, we remember being at Seymour Hall, playing those drinking games. We played a drinking game called Lincoln-Douglas. Great game. What you do is, you act out the Lincoln-Douglas debate and any time one of the guys mentions the Dred Scott decision you have to chug a beer. Well, technically 3/5 of a beer.

But you seem nice enough, so I’ll try to give you some advice. First of all, when you go to apply for your first job, don’t wear these robes. Medieval garb does not instill confidence in future employers—unless you’re applying to be a scrivener. And if someone does offer you a job, say yes. You can always quit later. Then at least you’ll be one of the unemployed as opposed to one of the never-employed. Nothing looks worse on a resume than nothing.

Ex Phillie and Marlin, Darren "Dutch" Daulton, has gone completely nuts.

This is a good, if not strange read.

This entry brought to you by boot.

Brad and Angelina sold pic of kid for $4.1 million. The cash is going to a children's charity. Awesome.

Colleges as Simpsons characters.

This one's all derek.

Top 100 Movie Posters As always, some are good, some are bad. 40 Year Old Virgin always kills me.

Senate wasting time on Gay Marriage amendment I guess this is one step up from shaming China about ordaining priests, but not a big one.

Of course my buddy Rick is in the thick of things: Republican Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania said senators were facing "potentially the greatest moral issue of our time" - the "integrity of the family in America."

Par usual, Russ F is spot on: Feingold blasted the amendment as an "election year gambit" when Congress should be discussing "serious issues" such as the war in Iraq, health care, gas prices and the economy.

The Toilet Paper Survey Do you fold, scrunch, or wrap?

Next up: Front to back / back to front and stand up / squat / sit

The religious implications of 'Groundhog Day' Pretty much every major religion has followers who see parallels to their faith. It was on this weekend, and of course I got sucked in.

This is all charper: Political tactics in major swing states. There is definitely something inherently wrong w/ allowing a candidate to directly effect the voting process using their current position. Other than . . . campaigning. (Just as a sidebar, Blackwell is an African-American who is the Republican candidate for governor of Ohio. He is currently losing the race.)

If you've got some serious time on your hands, RFK Jr. wrote an article about fraud in the 2004 elections with a focus on Ohio. I've seen a few half-hearted efforts at debunking this (some of it is a bit conspiracy-theory-ish), but most of them were more personal attack than anything else.

From ryan: Andy's video reminded me that I will be needing one of those camcorders to record all of the special moments that we won't ever watch again (unless I use it in a post here). I have absolutely no knowledge on the subject so I'm asking for any advice possible. I don't even know the questions to ask to get this subject rolling. I think I will want to record it onto a DVD since there is a possible move coming up within my family. But even that I'm not sure I need with YOUTUBE available. See, I'm clueless. Thanks

A drunk 18 year old stole a Dunkin' Donuts truck in South Portland This kid's living the dream.

Police also believe that the truck theft is related to a reported theft of two cases of Coors Light beer from the Big Apple convenience store on Western Avenue. Cote has not been charged in the beer theft.

From decker: Mario Lopez still thinks he's AC Slater in 28 Day Slater by Team Tiger Awesome. There are three excellent episodes.

JT sent notice that Arlen's calling out Dick.

John Stewart vs. Bill Bennett I only caught the closing minute of this the other night, but man is it sweet.

From Polega: How to reduce our dependency on lawyers.

The JD Power quality rankings are out. In the car categories, the Asian makers and Porsche pretty much cleaned up. GM did well with trucks. See their spin here.

This one's all naj:A solution for Nino I'm assuming Nino wouldn't lose his car anymore if it was carrying all the booze he was drinking.

Random guy's application for potential girlfriends. 2 minute read. Couple good laughs.

Woman beats breeder with dead Chihuahua Joel passed this one along.

From boot: Scientology sponsoring a NASCAR team makinig me think that Days of Thunder was the first phase in a 15 year plan

Q: What happens when you finance a highway construction project with private funds?

A: The Central Texas Turnpike project is 1 year ahead of schedule and $400 Million (over 10%) under-budget

All from boot.

Ryan sent this:Ex-LSU, WWF wrestler 'Earthquake' dies at 42

From ryan: I submit this for two reasons. 1)In case anyone forgot who one the Super Bowl. B)I've seen pictures of mama Roethlisberger and she is cute. However, mama Hasselbeck is saaaaaamokin.

Last I knew, only five or six weeks until training camp starts. Football is now a year-round sport in Pittsburgh. In related news, suggestions on where I should move are welcome. -ed

This one's from Kim Toda: This story is currently making its way around Seattle. Anyway, I haven't seen you guys in awhile but I thought that this was pretty much up your alley...Short story is: Sidekick gets left in NYC taxi, next rider steals it, original owner connects via her SIM card and opens a can of whoop ass on the thieves via embarrassment on a website. Pretty, pretty good.

Sandles with bottle openers from derek.

This one's from Shek: TransformersMovie.com There's not much there except a countdown timer created by someone who can't program. But check it out if you've got a minute.

From JT: The real question is "Did Dr. Langer stitch him up?"

This one's from broken social scenester: Pitchfork has decided to grace us with (humorous)reviews of three World Cup related songs (yes, it's going on right now). The write ups are funny. The songs are jaw droppingly horrid.

I never thought I'd come across a situation that would warrant this statement, but Freddie Mercury is blushing in heaven right now, blushing because you've shamed him in front of God.

From Jay Park: i'm sure the video's old, but this kid was on And1 when he was only 16.

This is all from Bean: If you hadn't noticed, Germany and Costa Rica kicked off the World Cup on Friday at noon. Complete coverage and the complete schedule of games. Games of note are US vs Czech Republic on ESPN2 on Monday at 12 pm EDT, US vs Italy on ABC on Saturday the 17th at 3 pm EDT, and US vs Ghana on ESPN on Thursday the 22nd at 10 am EDT. Oof, Shoof, Melissa, and I will be at US/Italy as well as Paraguay/Trinidad&Tobago on ESPN2 on Tuesday the 20th at 3 pm EDT. Oof and Shoof will also be at US/Ghana. We have not yet decided whether or not to streak the field in an attempt to become a commercial.

THendrix and his lady friend Vicki got engaged this past weekend. Sorry ladies, the bhendrix reader voted 'most like to meet but never have' is taken.

Next time you see Shek you can ask him what's it like to hear Bhendrix say congratulations about 3,000 times.

From derek: Powers of Ten
A ten minute illustration of scale in the universe.

From Derek as well: Even though Youtube looks like a 30 year old tv wrapped in cellophane,
Seth McFarlane's Harvard Address

Ben was riding his motorcycle and got hit by a car. He flew onto the windshield and hit his head. The initial indication is that it's not life threatening. How come players don't learn that motorcycles are no good? Between Kellen Winslow II and others in various sports. It seems like something they should look at putting in contracts.

Thanks to miolla, Brick, shoof, bw, prommel, and two annonymous people that submitted this.

Ongoing coverage. More here.

bw added And I thought Ricky Williams was the stupidest football player alive.

Mp points out Seriously, who with half a brain rides a motorcycle and does not wear a helmet? This is why the Giants picked Eli.

Brick had the best tag: One for the Dumb

As I understand it, a lot of actors have it written in their contracts that they can't ride bikes. Most notably, Ewen MacGregor(sp) couldn't ride while filming any of the Star Wars movies. -ed

US official calls Gitmo suicides a 'PR Move' That would be Colleen Graffy, Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy.

Adios Mitra So Mitra decided she was over it all in DC and is heading to San Fran. Huge thanks to Shek and his roommates for putting me up/putting up with me.

Of all the galleries I've put together, this one was the most ridiculous. I had so many shots that were of nothing, or walls, or random people or other stupid stuff. I guess maybe it's an inverse relationship to how fun the party was.

From JT: The Best Buildings Of The Year

I didn't expect PGH to make the list...

From bw: For you world cup fans...live game. Right now the link goes to the France game which is in the 57th minute at 1:15 EST. I was told if I want to watch the next game all i have to do is change the home country. We'll see.

Now that everything's finalized... I'm taking the next few months off. During that time, I'll be traveling quite a bit, so probably won't be around computers much/want to update. During this period updates will be sporadic at best.

Google Web Albums

They launched this as an integrated part of Picasa. It's pretty convenient to use, although it doesn't do bulk captioning, which kind of sucks. They also don't seem to allow image hotlinking, so no photo highlight.

Anyway, I uploaded some pics Caldeira sent of Carnival that I forgot I had and will put on the real site shortly.

The Jack tracker A Google Map that details where in the world Jack Bauer is (and has been). I don't watch the show, but this is still really cool.

English Toyota employees make giant flag out of cars. Just check the pics.

So for reasons passing understanding (actually, there's a bunch of reasons, many of which lead back to Microsoft), I've acquired another iPod (previous one vanished in an airport), this time a 'Video'.

What's sort of annoying is that the clicker only plays through the external speaker, not through the headphones. Is that right?

I looked around the Apple web site, and iPods with color screens that are on firmware version 1.2 have that option, but the Video is on 1.1.1 (which is what I have), so it doesn't seem to have it. Does anyone know differently? I don't quite understand the logic of removing useful features for a new version of a product, but who knows.

Flag Burning (desecration) ammendment needs one more to pass It would then go to the states for ratification. I'll leave my rebuttal to Andrew Shepherd:

You want to claim this land as the 'land of the free'? Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Now show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then you can stand up and sing about the 'land of the free.'

top ten countries of all-time from Derek

Tossable Digits.com They're disposable phone numbers to screen out the crazies. Nifty. This one's from CHendrix.

An airline-friendly laptop. The screen pivots out and up so it won't get crushed by the seat. Panasonic had/has a similar portable DVD player, but this seems much more useful.

Okay - the will of the people has been heard.

If you're interested in being a guest-editor for the site, please send me an email - brian@bhendrix.com

If you're constrained to certain dates, please let me know that as well.

-bth

Here's a free one from me to all the ladies (and some of the men, I guess) out there:

If you're at work talking to me about something work-related, I consider it inappropriate for you to pull out a nail file and begin sanding/buffing your nails.

If you consider your nails to be that important, please go ahead and stick your head in the afore-mentioned oven.

The Aston Martin Rapide It's more pics of the four door sedan. Lovely.

All from boot: Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation was on September 22, 1863, to be effective on January 1, 1864. The word didn't make it to Texas until June 19th, 1865.

Hence the Juneteenth holiday...

In observance, I will be going to the drumline competition this weekend.

New software claims to run Windows apps on OSX at near-Windows speed This one's from Jay Park.

This one's from JT: Engrish at its best

Can we start a new one for native Spanish speakers? The guy checking me in at the hotel wrote down that I was from 'Pigsburg'. -ed.

GA Congressman can't name 10 Commandments but thinks its manditory in public buildings...Colbert catches him. Someone submitted this but didn't claim.

White Macbooks seem to dicsolor pretty quickly. This one's from JT. I think I saw that non-acetone nail polish remover will whiten it back up. -ed

Steve Levitt looks into the latest round of FBI crime stats. Violent crime was up 2.5% while property crime was down 1.6%. Guess what the media focused on.

The most (and least) educated states Judged by percentage of residents over 25 w/ bachelor's or higher. Stolen from Fark.

Today's Calvin and Hobbes

From derek: Matt Stone's memo to the MPAA regarding the South Park movie. (NSFW language.)

Feedback from readers after columnist says pro-lifers should support Santorum. His opponent (Casey) is also pro-life, so obviously this is a tough one.

If the sole reason anyone votes (or doesn't vote) for a candidate is abortion, their voting rights need to be revoked. After we fix the war, foreign policy, energy, poverty, education, health care, infrastructure, governmental corruption, immigration policy, fair taxation, and the domination of the iPod in the MP3 player market, everyone should feel free to vote solely on abortion/gay marriage/flag-burning.

At the very least, I wish people voting like this would wake up and see that politicians are using easy, knee-jerk social issues to distract voters from everything that actually matters.

I think others have made these points before, but reading this frustrated me to the point of mini-rant. Thank you and good night.

The GearTick - rooftop car carrier It pops on an off just about any rack you've got, carries a ton of stuff, yet still appears airplane legal. For $300, seems like a good deal.

Monday Morning Chuckle

The chairman of ConocoPhillips Co. is named James J. Mulva. That's it. That's why I posted this.

Shek writes: I think I just lost my morning coffee....

I really couldnt find a category for this, I chose Rants but I think it should be filed under H for Horseshit.

They should have shot it in that grainy green-tinted night-vision. -ed.

What it's like to be on anti-social anxiety medicine Apparently it's not a good time. Except when you're drunk. Obviously this is a sample size of one, but pretty interesting nonetheless.

As jm put it so eloquently back in the day: However, it is also this system that has pharmaceutical companies ... inventing diseases suchs as social anxiety disorder (do you feel nervous walking into a room and you don't know anyone? No shit fuckface. you're not a flamant, you're human.)

Miolla sent this bit of flamebait: The new bad boys of football are at it again: Santonio Holmes was arrested for the second time in a few weeks. Good thing the Giants traded that pick to them to take Moss instead. It's looking more and more like the Giants are the smartest team in football. Agreed? Agreed.

Web Sites as graphs

I wish you could hover over this and see what was what, but it's still kind of entertaining as-is. From Rollins.

The will of the bhendrix.com readership has been heeded.

jm, JT, derek, decker, and will are filling in for me at various points while I'm gone.

May God have mercy on us all...

This one's all miolla: Beer League Stars Artie Lang, Ralph Machio amongst others. Best of all, this trailer is in no way safe for work.

Those crazy Swedes

Rollins submitted this... just two girls doing their thing. It might be mildly NSFW.

Jackass 2 Trailer I highly recommend going with someone who has no idea what the movie is about.

Northwest getting rid of boarding order They're still using assigned seats, but now it's a free-for-all. I guess this shaves 5-10 minutes off boarding time. I'm not sure why exactly this works, other than maybe people that actually jump out of the aisle to let others pass and possibly an alleviation of congestion in particular areas of the plane at one time.

I'm sure your stomach will really appreciate this. From Jay Park

All from Jay Park: This crazy lady blames a man of African descent for giving her AIDS. In efforts to get her revenge by spreading AIDS to as many black men as she can, she goes on a black-man-condomless-banging-spree with over a dozen more people in the course of a year. (What's the british equivalent of "African American"? They're in the UK afterall)

ps - this comment may need to be altered slightly as it's probably not very "PC".

Don't worry, Jay. PC, smee-shee - temporary ed

CMU scientist develop method of turning 2D photos into 3D models. At first this doesn't seem that impressive, but they go into the history of it and on second thought, it seems almost impossible. Anyway, well done, alma mater nerds.

Followup on that stolen sidekick story It seems it was legit and the girl that had it was arrested.

Pierce Bush living it up at UT...

Temp Ed: N(that)SFW

This pretty much sums it up:

"Sen. Santorum appears to be his own worst enemy in his battle for re-election," said Clay F. Richards, assistant director of the Connecticut-based university's polling institute.

Link to article

All Boot - After calling a reporter a homo, the White Sox manager implements a classical defensive tactic

"Guillen also told Couch that he has gay friends, attends WNBA games, went to a Madonna concert and plans to go to the Gay Games in Chicago. "

Another guy with too much time on his hands recreates The Goal of the Century and the Hand of God using Goal! from the NES...

The spin is rooming - A wonderful video of a guy getting booked for what can only be public intoxication or drunk driving.

From Shek - This is my sister...number 4 prostitute in all of Khazakstan

Miolla needs help... What's the link for the USA vs. Ghana game thru windows media player? The system for watching the game via the old link won't work (or I'm retared [sic]) Here's the old story.

All Rollins:

OK, so my wife and I have this discussion. She's a vegetarian, and I used to kid with her that future technology would allow us to create headless cows that would never feel pain and whatnot, and would she eat the meat then. She said of course not, mostly because the concept of a living headless cow would give her nightmares. So then I ask her if she would eat meat if it were grown in a lab (since it was never, ya know, an animal) and she says she would still not eat it. I've talked to meat eaters who also said they wouldn't.

Well lab-grown meat is on the way, so its time to choose sides.

Miolla says... I was such a Mortal Kombat junkie as a kid. This brings a tear to my eye... *sniff*

Guest editor's note: Mortal Kombat sucked.

From Danny: World Chess Boxing Organization. Apparently this is real. Seems like an odd combination and all. But funny nonetheless.

Danny marked this not safe for work, but I can't figure out why.

A chronicle of the 2006 Stanley Cup celebration ... Onion Style. From Boot.

Guy with Cerebral Palsy doing standup...

Apparently Futurama is back, on Comedy Central, for at least thirteen new episdoes. Danny passed on the link.

Video of a minor league manager flipping out, terrifically... money quote from the article:

In quick order, the manager: tossed his hat to the pitcher’s mound; took a head-first slide into second; uprooted the base, showed it to Russell and tossed it, a la Lou Piniella; grabbed the resin bag and flung it to the right-field bullpen; confronted plate umpire Stephen Barga and kicked dirt on the ump’s feet; kicked the batter’s box lines; kicked dirt on the plate; went to his knees to further cover the plate by hand; fired four bats from the dugout; returned to “clean” home plate with contents of a water bottle; squatted in the umpire position in a mock glance toward the mound; and spiked the bottle on the plate.

From Nate: And he's giving his fortune to Bill Gates.

I'll wait for the Mayes seal of approval, but giving money to charity is always good, even more so when it's a metric ass ton.

The OOzinator

This is a legitimate supersoaker product, listed on their website. Marked not safe for work because its gross, and graphic, totally safe for work though, but gay. Real gay. Like "a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says 'I love it when balls are in my face'"-gay.

Bill Simmons YouTube Hall of Fame. So many great clips. Thanks to Rollins, Wowak, and this temporary editor for the link.

Snakes on a Plane the trailer.

Free service to keep your numbers alive after the phone dies...

No one claimed this, I like to think it was elisha cuthbert... she's a sweet girl.

The Rockstar Name Generator Johnny Chair (for Jay Miolla) was pretty lame but I put some other names in there and it came up with some good stuff.

Man on 5 HP mini motorcycle flees police... hilarity ensues.

Wersal pursued Menne to a parking lot where he paused briefly, re-started the bike and zipped out the other side of the lot. The chase continued as Menne put-putted down a nearby street at about 25 mph.

Best youTube ever. This broad is afraid of pickles. I have looked through this for authenticity and she's either a great actress or she's really afraid of pickles. You be the judge. From miolla.

I don't think going on Maury so he can take you to a pickle factory is how you get over a fear of pickles.

Spiderman 3 trailer - from Shek

Performances like this are why people call soccer a "wussy-sport". The striker should have kicked him square in the nuts. (temp ed)

Ice cream for Miolla. (slightly NSFW) (temp ed)

Music Quiz (temp ed)

Spelling Bee (temp ed)

To steal Fark's most often used headline: Electronic Book created... still no cure for cancer. (temp ed)

All from Ryan - We haven't had a good debate in awhile (and who is more gay, Mortal Kombat or Mayes doesn't count) so I submit this link. I'm really curious about what people think of her.

The Pittsburgh Pirates have set a franchise record for consecutive losses (12) with their loss last night. They are also WELL on their way to their 14th consecutive sub-.500 season. Not only have the fans started turning on them, but they've started orgainizing their disdain. My favorite line from the article is: "In fact, there are almost as many such raging Pirates portals (24 unofficially) as Pirates victories this season (26)." (temp ed)

I wonder if her outfit comes with the Dukes of Hazzard horn. (temp ed)

AT&T (and what was SBC) have rewritten their privacy policy
Long story short: they own your data. All of it.
Something to consider if you subscribe to their service.

Also, here's an editorial on why that is really, really bad.

Senator seeks tax on pimps, prostitutes - All Goldsmith (not Hedonistica affiliated) "Currently, the IRS has to prove a prostitute's or pimp's income to pursue a tax law violation. But under Grassley's proposal, a pimp could get up to 10 years in prison for each prostitute for whom the pimp hasn't filed a W-2, which means a pimp caught with 10 unregistered prostitutes faces a century in prison."

Hurrican Katrina fraud swells to up to $2 Billion dollars. Humans = Assfaces.

Dr. Octagon is back with a new album, "The Return of Dr. Octagon".

Britney Spears Pregnant Pics....ewwwwwwwww
Mildly not safe for work
Shek gets all the credit in the world for this one, or all the blame

Kid in Penn State jersey dancing... Yep, that's all it is. But wow. Just wow. Stick with this thing. You keep thinking it can't get any better, then it does. The ending is just amazing. Almost makes me think this was staged, but even it it was, still awesome.

A little preview of the forthcoming temp editor coverage of the Tour de France.

I wish my job was just to sell papers, then I could change my mind every few months too. I HATE THE MEDIA. All from ab.

A teaser from the Transformers movie, featuring transformers doing what they do best. Transforming. (temp ed)

...and now they are barred from the Tour. Looks like Floyd's chances just got a bit better. Apparently Vinokourov narrowly escaped expulsion as well.

Ants use internal pedometer to figure out where the heck they are. Scientists figured this out after cutting off the legs of some, and attaching stilts to others. I wanna be a scientist.

All Brick - This is actually very well-done. The writer / director editorializes a bit too much, but otherwise... dang.

Did you know that a majority of the hijackers are reported to be alive and well? Did you know that the UAL planes that supposedly crashed have been spotted recently (jets with the same tail #s)?

I'm curious what Andy thinks, since he has intimate knowledge of jets and their engines... important pieces of evidence to the theories in this video.

It's a long video, but worth watching.