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Americans Are Getting Smarter Sun Jul 1 2007

A growing number of Americans (between 30 and 40%) are calling themselves independents. Unfortunately, only 15% of these are in the category of "Dislocated," meaning they are fiscally conservative and socially liberal. The description of this group sounds an awful lot like me:

The ideologically Dislocated are far more likely to say that the Democrats better represent their views on social issues, while a majority asserted that the government in Washington is doing too many things that should be left to individuals and businesses. They are also the least religious of any of the five groups.

Bingo. -decker


Yikes. Mon Jul 2 2007

From Caldeira: Chris Farley Reincarnated as a two-year-old girl.


More Excuses For Fat People Mon Jul 2 2007

Scientists reported yesterday that they have uncovered a biological switch by which stress can promote obesity. They think the discovery may lead to a new way of treating obesity. -decker


But Wait. . .I've been sipping Milk and Honey! Mon Jul 2 2007

All from ab: I love this article for so many reasons, but this may be my favorite quote: "A Congress comes in, and it's Congress. It's an institution that has not been popular."

Nice job, since nobody likes us, let's just continue to suck at our jobs and collect fat paychecks. There's more but I could go on forever. What happened to the public mandate?


This week in the life of A-Rod... Mon Jul 2 2007

From miolla:

His wife is a classy broad. But hey, the Yankees are smoking hot right now... umm... ahhh....


Trevor the Mentos Intern Tue Jul 3 2007

From Brick: Corporate Pledge.


Consolation Race for old FOADs Tue Jul 3 2007

From bw: You an old FOAD looking to use brush the dust off your constrcuing skillz....check out Outhouse Racing in Bristol, VT


Where are they now: Soundwave Edition Tue Jul 3 2007

From miolla: Just in time for the summer blockbuster Transformers release (which is getting the worst reviews ever). Compliments of YouTube.


C Diddy Air Guitar Champion - Asian Jack Black? Tue Jul 3 2007

From miolla:


It's a huge, heavy, honkin' pile of rubble Wed Jul 4 2007

Shredding F-14s to keep parts from Iran. Thanks to Rollins.


In case this surprises anyone... Wed Jul 4 2007

The Arkansas pig that choked the skaters cleared of any wrongdoing. -hendrix


ROCK! Thu Jul 5 2007

Good thing JT will probably be married before this comes out.


A collection of Bean's Homework from college Thu Jul 5 2007

Fess up Bean. There's too much proof here.

From miolla.


Ummm Yeah... This is a rock bands new t-shirt design Thu Jul 5 2007

- miolla


Idiots Fund Terrorism Thu Jul 5 2007

So don't click on that link to verify your ebay account info. -decker


Look at you, you wanna kiss me... Fri Jul 6 2007

Not Safe For Work! From will: Jeremy Roenick retired. I think this calls for a Swingers clip. (clip is NSFW due to language)


Jim and Cara's Wedding Sun Jul 8 2007

All the information you need to know can be found right here.

From miolla.


I've Been Cited Sun Jul 8 2007

...in a book, entitled "The Economic Naturalist," by a professor from Cornell, Robert Frank, whom I've mentioned a few times on this site. I TAed one of his classes and was a student in another.

In each class that he teaches, Professor Frank assigns two papers with the same instructions: Ask an interesting question and answer it using economic principles learned in the class. This book is a "best of" collection, with most of the questions having been originally posed by former students, and a few of them offered from the author himself as well as other economists. The book does not read like a collection of student essays, thankfully, because the author has produced edited versions of the original papers in his own voice.

Often the examples given are attempts to explain paradoxes, such as "Why do the keypad buttons on drive-up cash machines have Braille dots?" and "Why do cars rent for less per day than tuxedos?" The questions are grouped together by economic theme so the reader can see each one applied to a broad spectrum of everyday observations.

The book is not without its problems. Sometimes I found the economic explanations to be a little weak or incomplete, and other times the explanations were almost too obvious. But mostly I think that this book has the potential to change how the reader looks at the world around him. Each question and answer pair is only about a page long on average, so it would be ideal for people who read in short bursts, like on subway commutes. It is also interesting to read a question and attempt to formulate your own explanation before reading the one given by the book.

And in case you were wondering, the question that I am credited with is "Why have U.S. men been so unsuccessful in international soccer competition? And why have the U.S. women fared so much better?" I don't think the answer is particularly earth-shattering, but it was cool to see it make it into the book. Probably many DTSers could reasonably answer it after giving it some quick thought.

-decker


A more compelling interpretation of the Sopranos Finale Mon Jul 9 2007

From miolla: This has made some rounds over the interweb. This guy is a TV Writer and goes through a more than thorough explanation of cues from the final episode that lead to a conclusion.

The Sports Guy also linked to this a couple of weeks back. -decker


WE MADE IT INTO THE SEMI-FINALS!!! Mon Jul 9 2007

Okay guys - time to turn it on big time for the voting. We were selected by Perry Farrell and the Lollapalooza team in the top 20, and now we need to finish in the top 5. Then voting is DONE. So please, please, please... tell all your friends, your coworkers, etc. to vote for us every day with all your email addresses!

And again, thanks guys... we couldn't have gotten this far without your votes.

-j


This sh*t's got kick! Mon Jul 9 2007

From Rollins: If you're not watching Man Vs. Wild on Discovery, then you might have missed out on this week's gem.


He Made Her Orgasm 27 Times Mon Jul 9 2007

I'm posting this for two reasons:
1. Al Gore III had a perverbial drug store in his car
2. He looks exactly like Jeff Mullen

-JT


Miolla is disappointed.. Tue Jul 10 2007

From will: Blog rater... DTS get's a G rating.

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* orgasm (1x)


Best man gift idea for Jimmy Stats Tue Jul 10 2007

When a flask just won't do it.

From miolla.


The Wave of the Future... TODAY!!!! Wed Jul 11 2007

A sweet clip of Microsoft Vista's improved voice recognition software. This guy has infinitely more patience than I have... -JT


Pictaps Are Fun Wed Jul 11 2007

Visit Pictaps to create your own.... found on Penny Arcade - JT


Oh No Joe Pesci Wed Jul 11 2007

No sure what he was thinking... It's a bad day for EYE-Talians. - from Miolla

This can't possibly be real... can it? - JT


Ninissimo? Wed Jul 11 2007

Short article on Cleveland and beer. There is a surprise for those who read it carefully. -jm


OK, what now? Thu Jul 12 2007

Tenth anniversary cover of OK Computer by various bands. The servers getting hammered, so it would help to have something like DownThemAll. Not bad, not better than the originals. - From Hendrix


VOTE FOR HELICOPTERS Thu Jul 12 2007

That is all... JT


US Grand Prix Cancelled Thu Jul 12 2007

Formula 1 has decided to stop racing at Indy. The F1 boss mentioned that a) they don't need a race in the US and b) they would consider moving the race to New York of Las Vegas, both of which sound like sweet options to me. - JT


I don't have the words (no pun intended) Thu Jul 12 2007

A rape trial in which no one can say the word rape.

A woman can get so pissed off being a female in this world that it is utterly exhausting. - All from Marissa


I Have Asked and The DMP Gods Have Answered... With Vigor Thu Jul 12 2007

Introducing the Wii Party station, which was basically made for DMP. It comes with 4 freezable cup holders and a center bowl for chips and dip.

And, for the record, Mario Party 8 does indeed NOT suck... but it is exactly like the other 7. For me, thats damn good enough. - JT


Talk about long in the face Fri Jul 13 2007

From Bean: World's tallest man gets married

Some comments:

(1) I can't believe the world's tallest man is Asian.

(b) The thought of these two doing it is hard to imagine. But I'm trying.

(iii) He saved some dolphins by REACHING INTO THEIR STOMACHS and pulling out pieces of plastic.

($) Go Helicopters!

In response to 1, Asians, while generally short, do have pretty good odds on having the tallest man alive due to their population size. -decker


A Better Way To Deal with Criminals? Fri Jul 13 2007

An armed burglar broke into a home, but had a change of heart after being offered a glass of wine and some cheese. He then asked for hugs before leaving. No one was harmed. -decker


Get Your Man-Crush On Fri Jul 13 2007

Beckham and the Galaxy are playing the NY Red Bulls on saturday August 18th and tickets are on sale at three for interested New Yorkers or people who live in the New York suburbs (Philly, Boston, etc.)

(I am going. Alex is coming in for it.)

all from Bob, except the title, which you deserve if you go to this -decker


5.6s 0-60 Gran Torino? Mon Jul 16 2007

From polega: Car and Driver reviewed some movie cars. Starsky & Hutch Gran Torino, Back to the Future DeLorean, MadMax Interceptor, General Lee, Batmobile.

Totally bogus, as the slowest, least roadworthy Batmobile "wins", even though all the other cars are dinged for being 70's and 80's cars. But, I'm sure all the C&D editors were old enough to remember watching Batman in primetime.


While we're on the Worlds Tallest man Mon Jul 16 2007

He met the worlds smallest.

From miolla.


Bumblebee is up for sale Mon Jul 16 2007

From miolla: The shitty Camaro is up on eBay. A reasonable 14.98 shipping.


LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Derek Jeter is not "all the way black" Mon Jul 16 2007

Gary Sheffield does his best to ruin a perfectly great year for himself. Off the field that is. There's a story airing tomorrow night on HBO Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel where Chef talks about his feelings on the Yankees and Joe Torre. From miolla.


STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!! Tue Jul 17 2007

And Vote for Helicopters!


Jesus Has Returned Tue Jul 17 2007

As a former Soviet and Serbian traffic cop, apparently. He has 5,000 followers. Someone should give them a copy of this.

-decker


Attention: Dumpling eating competition in Queens! Tue Jul 17 2007

Should I enter? I am the current CMU alum record holder with 41.

From miolla.


Eye for an Eye... Tue Jul 17 2007

A rugby player in Australia had a tooth embedded in his head after an on-field collision. It was there for three months causing headaches and an eye-infection before a doctor discovered it. -decker


Ball Control and Ball Movement Tue Jul 17 2007

From Derek: For everyone who doesn't get enough sporting news, Ball Hype is here to save you. Everything from why Andrew Bogut sucks to save percentage on the five-hole to Chone Figgins. You can narrow down stories by team, region (somehow Pittsburgh is a region), sport, player, game, day, and probably a bunch of other things.


Simpsons Movie Buzz Goes Intergalactic Tue Jul 17 2007

I've heard of crop circles but this is insane. Quality craftsmanship all around.

NSFW because it's from miolla


Real Dolls vs. Organic Woman Tue Jul 17 2007

From miolla: Not Safe For Work! Here's a creepy documentary about people who own Real Dolls. For those of you who don't know what a real doll is, look it up.


Shall We Play a Game? Tue Jul 17 2007

The Washington Post has a pair of stories about our friends in the Middle East:

Al-Qaeda is ready to strike the US again according to an Intelligence report. If I worked in Intelligence, I would probably constantly warn of strikes to cover my ass in case one actually happened.

War Games predict that Iraq would split into three nations if the US were to withdraw now. -decker


Today In Sports... Tue Jul 17 2007

Mike Vick has been indicted by a grand jury in the dog fighting probe.

And to no one's surprise, steroids were found in Chris Benoit's body. -decker


Your money is now our money, and we will spend it on drugs! Wed Jul 18 2007

For everyone that missed it, the intro to Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters. A spoof on the classic singing concession stand items. - from Mr. D. Punch


Apparently I'm a damn dirty hippy Wed Jul 18 2007

Boulder County is implementing a system of caps and credits for house size. The article is a little confusing, but it seems that if you build a house less than 5,000sq ft. (or 7k in another area), you can sell the 'leftover' square footage to anyone wanting to build bigger than that. The market determines how much that's worth.

Is it just me, or is a 5,000+ square foot house ridiculous? Especially when there's two (or hell - 6) people living there, it just doesn't make any sense. On top of that, why would you want to take on the upkeep and pay for the heating/cooling/electricity/taxes? -hendrix

I'm betting this is some sort of compromise between the people who want to get rid of the so called McMansions and the Ricky Bobby's of the world. -jm


Your Le Tour Update Wed Jul 18 2007

I have no idea about who's doing well, what stage they are on, etc. But I do know this. That's yo ass, Mr. Ger-man! That's yo ass!

-jm, appropriated from Deadspin.


Douche Bag Has His Hummer Vandalized by Hippies Wed Jul 18 2007

Just to be clear, I'm not calling him a douche because he bought a hummer. It's because he's 32, still lives with his mom, and yet bought the car for his image. And he's wearing a Chargers jersey. And anyone notice how sometimes hippie activists act like low stakes terrorists?

Maybe the title should be Douche Bag Has His Hummer Vandalized by Other Douche Bags. In any case, filed under douche baggery. -decker


Sorry Gramps, my Nokia E70 is my family now. Thu Jul 19 2007

From will: Maddox reviews the iPhone... and I beat JT to posting it.


Why does this sound good to me when I know it would be disgusting? Thu Jul 19 2007

From Rollins: While the thread title could apply to most Saturday nights in the Pika basement, I'm actually referring to Ben and Jerry's new "Simpsons"-themed ice cream.


VOTE VOTE VOTE!!! Fri Jul 20 2007

Friday is the last day to vote. So get some. Uh.

-decker


An NBA Ref Allegedly Bet on Games Fri Jul 20 2007

...that he reffed. There are so many feel-good stories in sports right now, I love it. -decker


I'm Kinda Mad I Didn't Think Of This Mon Jul 23 2007

Here is a fantastic blog all about drunk athletes... I think this first post here is Steelers place kicker Skippy Reed who might have the worst hair I've ever seen. - JT (link from Leon)


What percentage of your time at work is spent talking about non-work topics (politics, sports, etc)? Mon Jul 23 2007

You Call That Working?


As if farm subsidies weren't wasteful enough... Mon Jul 23 2007

The U.S. Department of Agriculture distributed $1.1 billion over seven years to the estates or companies of deceased farmers.


CONGRATULATIONS HELICOPTERS! Mon Jul 23 2007

from miolla:

Not Safe For Work!

All Chicaginians need to get off their asses and get to the Double Door on Milwaukee Ave in Chi-Town. It's a free show so get their early. Have a look at the site in case they go to a ticket based thing. NSFW because I posted it. Otherwise there's nothing NSFW about it.


Drunk Things Mon Jul 23 2007

Ten Greatest Alcohol Icons of All Time.

Submitted by meatloaf.


Time Suck Tue Jul 24 2007

From hendrix: State-tris Tetris with the states. Entertaining for a couple minutes.


This is why I hate politics Tue Jul 24 2007

In April, Hillary says: "Bush sucks, we should try to open discussions with those who oppose us."

Then last night she slams Obama for saying the same thing, claiming that it would be bad.

Kill me now.

From ab. I believe the quote given above is actually more of a paraphrase...


that's how you debate! Tue Jul 24 2007

i posted my friend's music video page a little while back (www.goremy.com).

His taxes song was chosen as one of the questions for the democratic candidates.

From Jay Park. To see the song in question, go to Question 31.


Own a Zach Morris Phone! Tue Jul 24 2007

Impress all of the ladies this weekend with your 1983 Motorola DynaTAC. The best part about this page is the statement near the bottom:

These are extraordinarily rare and will continue to rise sharply in price over the next few years. These are a very safe investment.

Well, I'm convinced. -decker


Vinokourov Fails Doping Test Tue Jul 24 2007

Believe it or not, I have been following the TDF this year... there actually were a few great stories and compelling events that kept me interested. One story revolved around a pre-race favorite who crashed in the opening stages and has since been fighting his ass off to get back into the race. Well, that guy just failed a doping test.

I don't know what to think about this... I really wish that the doping tests were not performed by sketchy French labs and rather by some sort of professional, 100% unbiased outfit. It would erase any doubt I have in the validity of the tests.

Also, to separate this out, this test result is quite different from Landis's test from last year (at least as far as I understand it). VInokourov had two different types of red blood cells in his blood, signaling that he received a blood transfusion prior to the stage. Landis had slightly increased levels of chemicals in his blood. - JT


The usual black nonsense... Wed Jul 25 2007

From will: SNL Skit with Ferrell as Neil Diamond... the page says it's an unaired skit, and I've never seen it before. Tons of quotables.


I'll wait till you get it and then steal it from you. Wed Jul 25 2007

From will: Email argument between Judd Apatow and the creator of That 70s Show. Damn funny.


Teaching to the Test Wed Jul 25 2007

Since No Child Left Behind was introduced, schools have cut back on subjects other than reading and math.

Also, an Illinois student was charged with a making terrorist threat.


I tell girls that i'm in the helicopters Wed Jul 25 2007

Fake Steeler gets jail time. I remember when someone once told me they were Brian Hendrix, and i'm like, "the Brian Timothy Lavar Extreme Hendrix?" and next thing i know i'm waking up alone and the blue prints for zeus were missing.

From "Troy Polamalu...I mean naj." It's a follow up to this story.


And Now The Tour Leader Gets Booted Wed Jul 25 2007

Leader of the TDF Michael Rasmussen has been booted from the tour by his own team for not training where he said he was training (and lied about it). In good news, Team Disco's Alberto Contador ends up in first place after the dismissal. - JT


License and registration, Mr. Galikanokus Thu Jul 26 2007

From derek: Zach Galifianakis makes Kanye West slightly more tolerable.


Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer Thu Jul 26 2007

Possibly the best way to waste an entire day listening to derivatives of the same commercial.

OK Charps, you can stop refreshing now...


Designer-y time suck Thu Jul 26 2007

From Rollins: Flags of the world broken down into pie chart form. Makes you realize how popular Red, White, and Blue are.


Step away from the fattie Thu Jul 26 2007

Having tubby friends makes you tubby. This seems sort of dubious, but thought it was a little interesting. -hendrix


Plenty of contestants Thu Jul 26 2007

Excellent pic of Ryan Howard hitting a walk-off bomb off the second deck in extra innings last night. It's huge, so you get a good look at all the fans and players right as they realize it's gone.

From will. I think what we actually need is a "Boring Sports" category for cycling and baseball.


It's a computer-generated version of your high school enlish class Thu Jul 26 2007

From derek: Beowulf trailer


How do you like your precious iPhones now, suckers? Thu Jul 26 2007

A security company has figured out hwo to hack into an iPhone in order to retrieve "recent text messages, Google Maps visits, addresses and phone numbers, and even secretly turn on its microphone so it could act as a bug." And they were able to do it within 3 weeks of its release.

My favorite part: Apple was told about the flaws on July 17, and has until August 2 to fix them; after that, the exploit will be made public and the million or so iPhones out there will be targets.

Why make it public putting consumers at risk? -decker


Gimme one for the exosphere... Fri Jul 27 2007

Astronauts had been cleared to fly drunk. Never thought I'd see that. -decker


Jay Miolla, program director Sat Jul 28 2007

A Maui TV Station lands questionable awesomely hilarious call letters.


Thanks so much for joining us... Sat Jul 28 2007

Merry Miller conducts a painful interview with CMU grad Holly Hunter. Just watch the first 45 seconds and the last minute. She even identified her own network incorrectly (nbc instead of abc). -decker


Please do not offer my god a peanut Mon Jul 30 2007

From Bean: Real Kwik-E-Mart opens.


Fun WIth Google Maps Mon Jul 30 2007

People have found some pretty interesting pictures via Google Maps. Use the slider on the top of the page to navigate... - JT


Greek Sing on crack Mon Jul 30 2007

From miolla: 1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice!


tin cup Mon Jul 30 2007

From naj: this stuff apparently really happens

no one beats happy gilmores caddie, except possibly happy gilmores original caddie in the qualifying tournament. "where were you on that one dipshit?"


Because the last farm bill was managed so well... Mon Jul 30 2007

...the House added billions of dollars to it! I can hear Hendrix rolling his eyes from here. -decker


More simpsons Mon Jul 30 2007

From Marissa: Simpsonize yourself.

Warning - when the site is busy you may get an empty screen as a final result .


So about as long as the NHL's season Tue Jul 31 2007

256 game season required for best MLB team to win. That's how long it takes before chance is eliminated. -hendrix




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