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NYC Birthday bash We came, we saw, we lit drinks on fire. Thanks to Ashton's, 311, the Seasonal Voyage, Super Troopers, and Megan & Jeanine. No thanks to NYC Cabs and L Cubed.

'You Got Served' hoofs it to No. 1 Damn holmes, you done got served. Thanks to Eisemann for the link and setup.

How to ride the NYC Subway. Thanks to JT for this one.

New Strong Bad E-mail. Be sure to click on the cantaloupe at the end.

The Minibosses "a: this is the minibosses web site. we are a phoenix based band dedicated to playing nes music with two guitars, a bass, and a drum set. we love playing, it's really fun."
These guys were in Wired.

Saved By the Bell message forums. Art likes to lurk as SlaterFan01. However, AC Slater.com is the number one fan site. And Here's a good overall site. And it's not the interweb unless there's a Which SBTB character are you? quiz. Wast time with Google.

Ford GT40 add. I guess this played before the game, so maybe you missed it. So check it out. Thanks to Philippe for this one.

Streaker breaks for it during Superbowl. Thanks to Philippe and John G. for this one. In other naked at the Superbowl news, Janet whips one out. Thanks to Shek. I'd like to thank mother nature for forcing me to miss this. UpdateHere's a close-up of the pierced nip in question. Thanks to Prommel for this one. HDTV has fulfilled its destiny.

Human Beatbox Video. Pretty nuts. At least, at 11:30pm after 10 hours on the road it is.

Rockface Rescue Cool little search and rescue game.

Soccer Ball Sim And there goes another 15 minutes...

Don't pee on a metal bus stop. Bad things will happen. Not for the squeamish. Thanks to That Guy (Shek) for this one.

Anchorman - staring Farrel. He is a god amongst men. Thanks to Robby R. for this one.

Dork names kid Version 2.0. Apparently Dad has quite a few bugs. Budump-bump. Thanks! I'm here all week. Try the Veal. Thanks to Bill for this one.

Mars Rovers both operational. Awesome news straight from /.

A little video to brighten your day. Thanks to Burch for this one.

I'm still in process of switching hosts for the web site. The current site is acting really flaky for some unknown reason, so at points the main page is blank and there are errors with the pictures. I'm hoping to have it done by the end of the week. Also, the NYC gallery is on the new host, so there's no Most Recent Comments for it, and hence it looks a little different.

Finnish Shouters doing pretty well. "because such antics create a form of absurdity which we find works the best." Sounds like some people I know. Thanks to Dave H. by way of That Guy.

Music Plasma - Musical relationship and poularity map. The links and proximity are cool. But the size of the spheres is messed up. Peter Gabriel bigger than Elvis? Miles Davis a small fry? Thanks to Brian E. for this one.

Gang members take pictures of rape. In case you weren't sure society could sink any lower, here's your proof. Today's lesson: If you're 13, don't do drugs and hang out with 21 year old gang members. Solution to this crime: Hang all of them. In public. By the balls. Let people throw anything they want at them. Then light them on fire.The phrase 'medieval' comes to mind.

Britney J's guide to Semiconductor Physics. Thanks to Mayes for this one. I originally posted about it here but that was BC - before comments. Oops, I did it again and shit.

FHM top 100 online games. Your afternoon is now ruined. Thanks to Andy for this one.

Pharamacist denies morning after pill to rape victim. Again, the word medieval comes to mind.

Bush's military record explained. The parent site is a little heavy on the conspiracy theory. (Must... buy... Catcher in the Rye) But this is refuting all of the issues with legitimate interviews and quotes. Most of this is in Franken and Moore's books as well.

New Terry Tate movie. Thanks to Gabe for this one.

One oily crapper. Thanks to That Guy for this one.

Man tries for pond jump. In Buick. Claims he would have made it with a ramp. Thanks to That Guy for this one.

Two Headed Baby. Brian E and That Guy both sent this in, and yes, it's freaking me out too.

Clarett devlared eligible for the draft. Charper declared eligible for alcohol induced stupor. Thanks to Sperl for this one.

Thunderbird pilot ejection. Nice job of not hitting the crowd. Would have been cool to see in person. Thanks to Philippe, who wants everyone to know how much Iron Eagle rules.

Site is broken. Or something. I'm going on haiatus.

Chicago Auto Show So in reviewing all of these pictures, I found that a) I didn't take pics of any trucks b) I took a lot more pictures of the cars I liked the most c) I got most of the concepts in d) most of the shots are of new cars and concepts. I finally got voting to work, so you can rank all of the shots/cars/whatever from 1-9. 9 is best. I also enabled voting for NYC birthdays. Right now the rankings are only album-specific, but eventually I'd like to make an album-wide rank. Hopefully with 9 choices there will be enough granularity. Also, Most Recent Comments are not working for the 2 new galleries due to host issues. Think that's it.

Clay Kitty Shooting. Play it for the sound effects. Play it for the animation. Just play it. (Sorry Dharma and Jack.)

Blow by Blow on Bush's Sunday appearance. Why doesn't the media have more fun with his name? I mean, it's Bush, for God's sake.

'Wacky' Valentines. Reminds me of Maddox. Thanks to That Guy for this one.

Comcast tries to buy Disney. So a cable company would own at least 4 major TV networks and a huge library of movies? Eisner managed to turn a pot of gold into a pile of shit. Losing Pixar is going to cost him his job. And George Mitchell is from Maine. If only he would run for president... Thanks to That Guy for this one as well.

Guy attacked by shark. He then swam 1000 feet and drove to the local surf club. Good Lord, man, next time just stop to have a pint. This guy goes on the all time list with Icelandic shark killer. Thanks to Sperl.

Harvard Sex Mag gets okay. I thought there'd just be equations and shit on all the pages. No word if law students are involved.

Pharmacy idiots fired after refusing abortion pill. This is a follow-up to this bhendrix.com sccoop. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Instant Messanger Virus in the wild. The message reads "check this out" and includes a link that contains a reference to "osama capture.php." It looks like it came from a Buddy.

Simpsons coming to the big screen. Good news deserves A second article. I've got even odds on the Comic Book Guy coming on at the end of the credits to say 'Worst. Movie. Ever.'

Worst Movies of the 90's. Don't know who this guy is, but he got a lot of them right. However, including Billy Madison and PCU is just stupid. They're dumb, silly movies. If you don't take them as such, look up your ass. There may be something large and pointy wedged there.

Arcadia - 4 Games at once. Pretty hard on the higher levels.

Powell snaps on staffer. Colin getting a little fed up with all the head shaking. Also, the phrase 'Let's not go there.' a variation on 'Don't go there' has officially been put out to pasture. Thanks to That Guy for this one.

White House Press Secretary tries to explain Bush's military record. Check out the video if you have a minute. I'm guessing CJ could have handled this better.

Q Correct. And certainly by -- the President said he returned to Texas in November of '72. So some of these dates of service, which are in these records, ought to have been noted by his commanding officers, who, nevertheless, said, twice, he has not been observed here. Can you explain that?

MR. McCLELLAN: I'm not sure about these specific documents. I'll be glad to take a look at them. But these documents show the days on which he was paid for his service. And the President -- as I've said, and we previously said during the 2000 campaign -- recalls serving both in Texas and in Alabama during the time period you're bringing up.

Q So he served, but his commanding officers didn't know it?
Emphasis mine.

Kurt Wenner Gallery of Work. Be sure to look at the sidewalk works. Amazing.

Aqua Teen Hunger force Flash Gamer. Meathead controls Carl. Inspired by the Peanut Gallery.

So my host didn't really alert me that they were, you know, switching things around. So the site is waaaay hosed. I'll be working later today to fix it. Sorry about all this. All of us here at bhendrix.com are striving to provide the best in internet vanity-site service.
-brian

Review of the new Mustang. I get the feeling these things are gonna sell out quickly. Glad to see Ford pulling it together.

18 Year Old Black Male has sex with 15.75 year old white girl. Goes to prison for 10 years. Add it on to the heap of things to not be doing in Georgia - SWB. And the presidential nominee has to cow-tow to these idiots for electoral votes? No thanks. Thanks to Burch for this one.

Get a tattoo and be part of a story. From Burch - The thin line between art and shit just being fucking stupid. My cousin’s word is “leaves”. She got it on her foot. I feel sorry for the people with the words “the” and “a”.

Ole Miss Students big on God, thus big on Bush. "Plenty of Ole Miss students seem to believe that Bush has God on his side. That’s enough for them to trust the president with four more years in the White House." If you're choosing the President based on who seems to have God (or Allah) on their side, I've got a couple nations you should consider moving to, but you need to learn a new language.

Native Americans pissed at Outkast. "You feel all this and think I'm going to dance at the powwow this weekend and here they are making fun of it." Welcome to the 21st Century. We make fun of everything. Maybe you were too busy with your casino shift to notice? <-- See? Right there? A joke. Ha Ha. The Native American stereotype is that they all work at casinos now. Now you would come back with a drunken frat boy joke and we'd have a laugh.

The Grey Album - Jay-Z meets the Fab Four. So many licensing issues, it could only exist on the Net in protest. So download away while you can.

867-5309 up for grabs. Going out to Joe.

Hemi fuels unexpected sales. "They take about a $7,000 to $8,000 hit" in depreciation, Morgan says. "But they will trade a 2003 for a 2004 to get a Hemi."

Water Balloons in 0 G's. Courtesy of the nuts on the vomit comet.

Flash app to teach replacement knee surgery. Take a break from the usual flash games and learn something new. Only on the net.

Roger Williams University College Republicans offer scholarship to whites. It's in protest to affirmative action. Those crazy kids today. Thanks to Stiner and Andy for this one.

Match.com Attraction test. Pretty in depth.

New Audi A6 drops. Good god. Awesome. Audios 5 Series. Thanks to Philippe for this one.

New Strong Bad E-mail Be sure to click the Cheat Cake at the end. Thanks to JT for this one.

Brendan is hiking the Appalachian Trail. Good luck to him. Keep checking this link to see his progress.

Celebrity Basketball Thanks to Andy for this one.

Fun with A-Rod. Let's hear it for revenue shar... never mind.

Will Ferrell directed by Jesse Dylan in soccer movie. Sounds a little like 'ladybugs', but I'm guessing it will be gold Jerry, gold. Jesse is Bob's son and (obviously) Jacob's brother. He did 'American Wedding'.

Bug Chasers - looking for HIV This came out about a year ago, but is apparently still making the rounds. It's a good story, but most of it isn't really true. Salon's De-bunking. And here's the Dan Savage take.

Valentine's sweeps New York like a tidal wave. Pong was played, romance .... er... was around, and Art wore red pants. What more could you want? The pics and captions are all Jeanine's handiwork. Thanks Jeanine.

F1 season preview. They say Kimi, or maybe Juan, but not Michael. It's gonna be a great season either way.

Dating site for people who like Ayn Rand books. It's called the Atlasphere, which was also the name of that game on American Gladiators. I'm not gonna join, but man, this would be one weird-ass get-together.

Conan 'apologizes' to Canucks. My life is complete now that I have seen the phrase "I can smell your crotch from here." on CNN.com. Thanks to Andy for this one. UPDATE Link is fixed.

Man sentenced for killing over urine beer. Please take note. Also - a .34? That's a little high. Thanks to JT for this one.

The Most Viewed Pics Clarification: So the gallery program keeps track of when you click to view the full-sized picture. That's all that's represented by this page. The information it looks at is only captured for galleries in which I turned on (or left on) this feature. Unfortunately, I only turned it on for a few galleries (about 10 out of 73), and looking at the pics, you can probably tell which ones. So for right now, this page isn't really accurate (except for maybe the 'Gay->' picture). In the future, though, it should be a good indicator of which pics are most interesting. I have turned on the feature for all of the galleries, so if you really want to sit and click a pic to get it in the top 40, go ahead. I had a couple people ask, so I thought I'd explain.

All the scripts you can handle. The next time you need the exact quote, check here.

Maddux returns. Cubs serious about winning. Now about that ball... Thanks to Andy for this one.

The Darkness - 70s 80s Spoof Rock. Be sure to check out the video for 'I believe in a thing called love'. Many thanks to Philippe for this one.

CMU installs robotic receptionist. And the difference between this and a kiosk is? I guess she could probably stand the smell better than a regular human. Wonder if she understands multiple languages. Thanks to Fark via JT for this one.

NYC in danger of calling Last Call at 1. This would make it worse than, yes, Pennsylvania. Apparently it wouldn't be across the board, but it would be a lot harder to be open until 4. The people fighting this are also trying to repeal the smoking ban. To review: Booze whenever you want: good. Choking on other people's foul habit: not good.

Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nemoy. Has sound, safe for work. Thanks to Prommel for this one.

Man swallows 12 pounds of change. That's 5.44 kg for anyone outside the US. Thanks to Ms. Chiodo for this one.

Ralph Nader is running again. The man who brought Bush to power is at it again. Nader is an asshole. That's it. He's a complete jackass. Here are some more opinions.

New Batman pic news. Flash: It might not suck. Thanks to That Guy for this one. In other news, check out American Psycho if you want to see who's gonna be Batman. And if you like to watch ATMs eat cats.

Guy sues to try out for WNBA. Filled with great quotes like "I bet half those so-called girls on the team have bigger schlongs than I’ve got." Thanks to JT for this one.

Bluefish - Exclusive Concierge/Travel Planners. Time to start dreaming a little. I'll take the F1 car driving experience, thanks. Although I think I'd go for a week at Mike's.

6th Grader suspended for Swimsuit Issue. What's the world coming to? Thanks to Billy M. for this one.

Anchor Man Clip Click on the Exclusive Clip and then thank Andy. It's science.

A little background on the Quiznos 'creatures'. Well, I finally saw these adds (the one downside of the Replay), and they're pretty freakin' funny. So have a look and see where and who it all started with.

Trepanation means cutting a hole in your skull. This guy decided to do it at home, you know, to increase his conciousness. Also on this site, castration gone awry. Yes, people are cutting their balls off voluntarily for non-operatic reasons. When you're done with that, check out the home page. And if you haven't lost your lunch, check out The Lizardman. Proving once again that split tongues can move independantly.

Woman says no to half-time proposal. Girlfriend runs. Crowd groans. Be sure to check out the slideshow.

Extra kidneys are secret to drinking success. I'd be curious to find out how these are hooked up - series or parallel. Ahhh, to be these guys.

Take What You Need. More faggoty whining from yours truly.

R Kelly nominated for an Image Award. You read that right, and no, I'm not making this up. Thanks to Burch for this one.

JMinnick.com now live. Joel started a site as well, so when you're done here, be sure to check it out.

Andy Rooney says God told him Mel Gibson and Pat Robertson are wackos. I didn't see this live, but for once Rooney isn't completely crazy. Also, in Simpsons related news, they're mentioned in the NYT review of the Passion. Thanks to DP for the second one. And here's the rest of the reviews for Mel's movie. In case you were wondering, Mel is part of the Holy Family group, which is not affiliated with any Catholic Diocese and which rejects most of the Second Vatican Council aka Vatican II reforms. Also, his father has some, er, different, opinions.

Greenspan says Social Security benefits need to be cut. Dems disagree. Also, George W. seems to side-step the whole thing by pushing a semi-privatized model. The system will be broke in about 33 years, and yet no one wants to do anything about it. Frustrating. In case you're interested, here are a lot of good facts about Social Security (circa 2000) including the declining ratio of workers to retirees and life span comparisons.

White kid going nuts at a dunk contest. This is just nuts.

Broken Lizard's Club Dread drops on Friday. Quit yakkin' about the carpenter movie and go support the guys that brought us Super Troopers. I posted this a while back, but here's the trailer. Thanks to Andy and DP for this one.

Rumsfeld - master of defense. And offense. A little levity for your afternoon. Also, if you have a chance, try to catch him on 'Kid Notorious' on Comedy Central.

Stern yanked by Clear Channel. Of course, this means he's gone in the 'burgh (and 1200 other places.) How about that de-regulation and consolidation, huh? Maybe it's time to start boycotting their shit? Thanks to That Guy for this one.

iPod Mini disassembled. This is a cool little device no matter how you cut it. Best part has to be the aluminum extrusion that forms the case. No seams! Via Slashdot Comments.

	Happy Birthday Chris!! --From your nerdy little brother.

I'm gonna be gone for the next week or so, so no updates. Be sure to check back in a week for details on Brian leaving the country. Also, congratulations to my parents for making the last of 11 years worth of college payments. And they said it couldn't be done. Peace! I'm out.