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I am amused Sat Dec 1 2007

Burton puts up $5,000 prize for footage of poaching skier-only mountains.

There's a sample video. The four mountains are Taos NM, Deer Valley UT, Alta UT, and Mad River Glen VT. The response from the Taos a-holes is priceless.


2 Girls 1 Cup and 1 Grandma Mon Dec 3 2007

All from miolla.


My new favorite way to fly... Spirit Airlines! Mon Dec 3 2007

From miolla.


Now all you need is Mitchell and Jurassic Park on HDDVD Tue Dec 4 2007

From derek: HD-DVD to introduce distance synching. It will be possible to watch a movie simultaneously with someone somewhere else. The host controls the play/pause/etc... functions.


Boo Effing Hoo Part Deux Tue Dec 4 2007

Government relief plan to freeze interest rates for subprime borrowers. The article has examples of those who think it goes too far and those who doesn't think it goes far enough. I'm with the people who think it goes too far, even though the ones in the article don't sound like real people speaking. -decker


Business Ethics Tue Dec 4 2007

Now that I'm back to the real world, it's time to start posting links again. Here are some graphs to live by. - JT


Capitalism knows no shame Tue Dec 4 2007

If you're a fan of Idiocracy this is awesome because it's what plants crave.

The best part is that Fox (who pulled funding in the middle of filming, because of the chance of offending sponsors) is on board with selling Brawndo because they might make some money. Sluts. All from polega.


Afternoon Chuckle Tue Dec 4 2007

Hipster music t-shirt involves Venn diagram. -hendrix


More questions before you can vote Tue Dec 4 2007

Poll finds more Americans believe in devil than Darwin

"On the other hand only 16 percent of born-again Christians, compared to 43 percent of Catholics and 30 percent of Protestants, believe in Darwin's theory of evolution."

So if someone says they're a born-again Christian, there's an 84% chance they're a complete fucking moron. Good to know. If you're curious, here are the full poll results with breakdowns. -hendrix


Oh man, I am really wasted here... Wed Dec 5 2007

Carl from ATHF talks about the BCS. Good for a couple chuckles. From will.


Carnival just got more expensive Wed Dec 5 2007

All from ryan: I posted about this earlier I think, but I just wanted to inform you that it is now a law. YEEEHAWWW.

But then Dan O followed up with this.

So since he is so quick to point out that other places are doing this and doing well, I guess I can look forward to us following other cities tax plans which would of course include lowering things here, right?


Cirque du Soleil ... on crack Thu Dec 6 2007

From Rollins: The hatchback wheel of death. From Jalopnik.


Congratulations Jessica Simpson Thu Dec 6 2007

...for winning "the contest." Seen here preparing for a rhino. -decker


Now for something completely different... Thu Dec 6 2007

Crazy skateboard video.


who has 2 thumbs and needs to poop Thu Dec 6 2007

From boot.


I'm so confused. Fri Dec 7 2007

Speed Racer trailer. This is either going to be awesome or absolutely terrible. I'm leaning toward terrible. -hendrix


Possibly a poster worth stealing Fri Dec 7 2007

Harold and Kumar 2 This one's the R-rated trailer. Not safe for work. -hendrix


Chicks dig guys with lots of skills Fri Dec 7 2007

From boot: 25 Skills Every Man Should Have by Popular Mechanics

I score in the 56th percentile


Where do i sign up? Fri Dec 7 2007

Symphony Orchestras playing Video Game music

On tour, coming to a city near you.

Anyone want to plan a weekend in Austin July 11/12?

From boot.


Next Friday is... Hawaiian Shirt Day Fri Dec 7 2007

The six coolest offices in the world. At least according to Office Furniture Express. -decker


College Degree 1, High School Diploma 0 Mon Dec 10 2007

From boot: The suspected cause of a rare Immune system disease affecting some employees in a meat processing plant comes from inhaling the mist created by blowing out pig brains.

If there was a category for "just plain nasty", I would have chosen that.


Atlantic Monthly buys ink by the barrel Mon Dec 10 2007

Article on Obama... well worth a read, if only for the ideas it puts forth about how and why America is divided. From will.


The Second Best Internet Club House Tue Dec 11 2007

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Official Blog (he's that Iranian guy). It appears as though the comments are for real. -jm


Oh Maine, you so crazy. Tue Dec 11 2007

Wanted: Chicken plucking machine. This appears to be for reals. Thanks to DHendrix for this one.


XTREME Base Jumping Tue Dec 11 2007

Are you kidding me??

From Brick.


Evening Diversion Wed Dec 12 2007

33 Cool Beer Pong tables. -hendrix


You're New Favorite Ski Related Link Wed Dec 12 2007

Weather.com now has 3D maps of several popular ski areas with up to date ski conditions.

From miolla.


Differences Between the Right and Left Thu Dec 13 2007

Written by a Righty. -decker


I'm going to hell Thu Dec 13 2007

Miss Landmine Angola! I original thought this would be a "jump on the grenade" type competition but it turns out to be a serious beauty pagent involving woman who have lost limbs from landmines... gulp...

From miolla.


Could go either way, but has a good start. Thu Dec 13 2007

Not Safe For Work! Strange Wilderness. The latest Knocked Up/Superbad college comedy film. The trailers got boobs in it so you know it's good.

From miolla.


KITT returns...taste the Sad Thu Dec 13 2007

So NBC showed off the cast for the new Knight Rider movie, which will now feature a Shelby Mustang as the new KITT. Even stranger, the voice will be provided by none other than Will Arnett (Arrested Development's GOB). The Hoff is scheduled to make an appearance.

From Rollins.


Every category but Thu Dec 13 2007

Here's time's top 50 top 10 lists of 2007. a list of lists, that's so meta*

*mayes, did i use "meta" properly there?

From will.


That's what's happening in Japan with those Japanese. Part 2 Thu Dec 13 2007

From miolla.


My Bobby won't be playin no foosball Thu Dec 13 2007

ESPN ranks the top 64 QBs in the NFL... although I don't know how Vinny's backup makes the list, but no Vinny. And congrats to Big Ben, he's well ahead of the bad Manning.

From will.


One way around security Thu Dec 13 2007

Man chugs liter of vodka in airport security line

From derek.


R.I.P. Ike Turner Thu Dec 13 2007

Ike Turner is best known for beating the shit out of the far more talented Tina Turner and trying to fleece her of all her money. Well... Ike died. Here's an article with a great headline about it.

From miolla.


Who Knew Cheating Was So Prevalent? Thu Dec 13 2007

Oh right, everybody. List of baseball cheaters according to the Mitchell report. -decker


The PiKA 250 goes all CMU-style Thu Dec 13 2007

It's an electronic shot caller with count up read out. As Nacho Libre once said "I love it, it's the best."

From miolla.


Tax Rates Vs Historical Averages Fri Dec 14 2007

Here's some ammo for you right-wingers: all income tiers are paying less effective tax rates than their historical averages (1979-2005). And the bottom tiers have the biggest drops. -decker


Quick laugh Fri Dec 14 2007

Hillary laughs at the wrong guy. Obama gets her pretty good. For a politician anyway.


Another evening chuckle Fri Dec 14 2007

Sweet wheelbarrow race moves. -hendrix


Another Reason Your iPhone Sucks: AT&T Fri Dec 14 2007

Editor-in-chief of Wired runs up $2,100 phone bill while traveling abroad because the iPhone updates its email every 10 minutes (if you've turned data roaming on). -decker


Happy Mother's Day, I Can't Read Fri Dec 14 2007

Worst Band Names of 2007 from the avclub. - jm


F**k Ashton Kutcher and How I got the Lead in Jeopardy Fri Dec 14 2007

Dave Chappelle on Def Jam Poetry

From derek.


Holy Crap. Just Holy Crap. Fri Dec 14 2007

Taos to allow snowboarding.

Guess that Burton campaign really paid off... Angelfire must be pissed. -hendrix


More Love For Eli... Sat Dec 15 2007

Just to further piss off Giants fans, check out ESPN's stock ratings of young QBs. Ben's a "Buy," Eli's a "Sell." -decker


Whopper Freakout Sun Dec 16 2007

Next time I go to the BK, I'm going to order one of those Wendy's burgers that they are serving now. - JT


'Some Would Say The Earth Is Our Moon' Sun Dec 16 2007

If we had no moon. -decker


In other news, breathe in and out Sun Dec 16 2007

How to cut spending if you spoil your kids. If this isn't obvious to you, please pick up your computer or keyboard and hit yourself over the head. And if it is obvious, feel free to drive to Salt Lake and beat up these people. -hendrix


No hope for America. None. Sun Dec 16 2007

Alvin and the Chipmunks took in $45 million this weekend. That's fourty five million. (Fear of the end of the world = bad spelling. -ed) Dollars. I love Jason Lee as much as anyone, but this is a sign of the apocalypse. -hendrix


Time to let Bill Cosby do a Picture Page with you! Mon Dec 17 2007

Interesting Vodka Ad
And there aren't any words, which is good for guys like me who can't read no good.

From Derek.


Someone got paid to make this animation? Mon Dec 17 2007

From miolla.


Wedding Pictures Mon Dec 17 2007

We recently got the pictures back from the photographer... Katie picked out a bunch of them and put together an online slideshow. The slideshow is in Flash, so check your Flash version if you have trouble viewing it.

Also, here are a few random albums of pics if you are interested:

- Julie Halloran's Album
- Marni Bregman's Album (yes, that Marni)

Do any of you guys have pics from the weekend? I'd like to see some pics from the pike perspective if possible.

Filed under Douche Baggery... -JT


I Can't Squeeze A Drop Without Say-So Mon Dec 17 2007

Perhaps showing Shawshank was a poor choice for movie night at this jail.

Edit - Whoever sent in this story... please stop refreshing and reloading page data as it is reposting your link many times. Next time you want to reload the page, click on the URL and press return... that should clear things out for you. Thanks! - JT


New Batman looks impressive Mon Dec 17 2007

Heath Ledger has come a long way from sucking cock. He has done an impressive 180 to make the Joker look like a real villain. - From Miolla

As an added bonus, here is the 6 minute super trailer shown in IMAX theaters before I Am Legend. This is haxxxor video taped, but comes out well enough to enjoy it. This movie looks awesome. -JT


So wait, it goes where? Mon Dec 17 2007

States forgoing federal abstinence-only sex education money

At least 14 states have either notified the federal government that they will no longer be requesting the funds or are not expected to apply, forgoing more than $15 million of the $50 million available, officials said.

Congratulations to Maine for being one of the first. -hendrix


That's what's happening in Japan with those Japanese. Part 3 Mon Dec 17 2007

From miolla.


Why Our Vaccines Don't Work Mon Dec 17 2007

...against HIV, and cancer: Lewis carbohydrate sequences. -decker


You Lied To Me!!! Tue Dec 18 2007

Hope some of you caught the Best of Chris Farley on NBC Saturday. -decker


Jay-z hasn't put out anything worthwhile since 1998 Tue Dec 18 2007

All Derek: If this list taught me anything, its that Rolling Stone doesn't know anything about music, and that 2007 was a banner year for crap.
Rolling Stone's 100 songs of 2007


Since there's nobody else to surrender to Tue Dec 18 2007

Can anyone explain why Belgians are upset that Miss Belgium doesn't know dutch? That's like saying Miss Texas needs to be able to speak spanish.

From boot.


Schlitz would listen to me right now... Wed Dec 19 2007

Carl responds to the Mitchell Report. How long have they been posting Carl videos online? I feel like I've been missing out. From will.


Why didn't we think of this? Wed Dec 19 2007

Autonomous foosball table. You play the computer. The computer sucks, but it's still a cool idea. -hendrix


Spread the word Wed Dec 19 2007

5-point plan to beating the !@#$ Patriots Apparently the Steelers didn't get this memo. Or they lost it at halftime and completely forgot every word in it. From Bean.


Morning perspective Wed Dec 19 2007

What I've Learned by Michael J Fox -hendrix

I knew I had something more going on than just being cute. What was tough about that for me was growing up playing hockey, coming from Canada, leaving at eighteen, all that stuff. I was a beer drinker and a chain-smoker, and I’d been in my share of scraps when I was a kid. So I kinda saw myself as a little bit of a hard guy, you know?

I can’t always control my body the way I want to, and I can’t control when I feel good or when I don’t. I can control how clear my mind is. And I can control how willing I am to step up if somebody needs me.


Babel Fishing Wed Dec 19 2007

Google Talk now offering real-time translation. They've implemented it through bots, so if you need it going both ways (AC/DC), you need two bots.

On a side note, Google added flight status to search results. Just punch in the airline + flight number. -hendrix


East Village type makes 8 year video of his face Wed Dec 19 2007


Living My Life Faster - 8 years of JK's Daily Photo Project from c71123 on Vimeo.

From miolla.


I'll admit the whole iPod craze it a little out of control but I didn't realize it has come to THIS! Wed Dec 19 2007

The George Foreman iPod Grill Apparently there is a speaker and a docking station on this fuggin' thing. If I ever saw someone with one of these at a tailgate, I would kick my own ass.

From miolla.


That's pretty good, I guess Thu Dec 20 2007

Nissan GT-R goes 0-60 in 3.3 seconds. Faster than a 911 Turbo, Viper, and ZO6. Yowza. -hendrix


This Girl's Trouble... Thu Dec 20 2007

Philadelphia anchorwoman is arrested in Manhattan for punching a cop in the face. She also sent Rich Eisen pictures of herself in a bikini, which were intercepted by Eisen's wife earlier this year.

Speaking of hot news anchors, our old friend Melissa Theuriau has been spotted topless.

That last link is NSFW. -decker


Hurrah for State Run Healthcare Thu Dec 20 2007

So I guess the family couldn't find a place that they could pay to keep this guy alive. All from ab.


Apparently I'm not taking crazy pills Fri Dec 21 2007

Stop being afraid.

Here's what it means to not be afraid, here's what it means to fight a real war on terror, and here's what it means to win that war, instantly . . .

* It means that you do not participate in the public hysteria when terrorists attack, but instead react proportionally, placing the terrorist act in its proper place in the vast scheme of crimes, accidents, disease, natural disaster, and generic tragedy that is man's lot on earth.

* It means that you do not permit the politicians to feel terror on your behalf. It means that you discourage them from fomenting and exploiting hysteria to expand their own power at the expense of traditional American principles.

* It means that you view terrorism as a matter for international police work, under the rule of law, and not a justification for bloated government programs, reckless wars, or the shredding of the Bill of Rights.

* It means that you recruit others to adopt your war winning strategy of not being afraid.

Amen. -hendrix


Friday Musings Fri Dec 21 2007

A plethora of pinatas from boot:

Mayo Clinic doctor suspended for taking pictures of patient's pecker

Teacher gets busted offering an 'A' for mouth relief

99 interesting and odd photos


The only thing worse than a hippie is... Fri Dec 21 2007

A dumb hippie. Or 300 dumb hippies. The tiny Maine College of the Atlantic is the first to go carbon neutral. Does it do this by cutting back on energy usage? No, it does so by buying "offsets." Even as someone very sympathetic to environmental causes, I think the business of offsets, as it stands today, is not unlike snake oil, whatever that means. -jm


Another reason to hate Ethanol Fri Dec 21 2007

Besides being waaaay overrated as a global warming cure all, it's been causing other problems. For instance, corn has become very expensive, causing tortilla and other food price increases. But, finally, the last straw has been hit. It's starting to affect the production of hops, and thus, beer!!! Time to write your congressman. -jm


Hurrah for Private Health Insurance Fri Dec 21 2007

Girl denied liver transplant by insurance company dies. The company made an exception and reversed, but it was too late. -hendrix


But I Thought Things Keep Getting Worse Sat Dec 22 2007

5 Myths About the Poor Middle Class.

Author basically says that inequality is rising, but it's not the middle class that is suffering, despite what you might hear politicians say. -decker

PS - I believe his entire response to myth 2 is inflation adjusted - I've seen that fact touted before by an economist, and it wouldn't carry much weight if it weren't adjusted.


It's almost as if you could draw a straight line... Sat Dec 22 2007

Forecasting presidential elections based on economic growth. -decker


Sigh Mon Dec 24 2007

From rcr: I had read a bunch of stuff in fairly reputable (read: liberally biased) sources that had expressed cautious optimism about the impact of the troop surge. So this is depressing.


We'll Never Think of a Replacement Phrase Mon Dec 24 2007

Fark tries to trademark "Not Safe For Work." Bastards. -decker


Reading Rainbow Thu Dec 27 2007

Some discussion and dissent about Jared Diamond's "Guns Germs and Steel" and "Collapse" The graphic is pretty useful. If you haven't read the books, they're both worth a look. -hendrix


Random notes Thu Dec 27 2007

Amazon now has Warner music available DRM-free. Bad Boy for life. Dai-lan. Dai-lan. Dai-lan. Dai-lan. And Dai-lan.

The Big Dig is officially over as of the end of the year. At $14.798 billion, it cost less than two months in Iraq.

I took off the google analytics stuff, so the site may load a hair faster. YMMV.

Not that anyone but me uses it, but I made an update to the text-only site (Site->Text only) such that it includes my shared items from Google Reader. Basically it's a bunch of random links I found interesting enough to highlight so I can double back and possibly post them. Sort of like DTS unfiltered. If the other ed's want to jump in, send me the javascript. -hendrix


pika buggy supporter update Thu Dec 27 2007

From ryan: Interesting article on the second most successful north hills high school class of 97 graduate.

Sadly he did not show up at the reunion this fall, but Susie from Road Rules did.


jm Approved Cycling Video Fri Dec 28 2007

You know if I'm posting a cycling video, it's gonna have a good crash. -jm


So is she single? Fri Dec 28 2007

Woman arrested for DUI with a .55 BAC. You read that right. -hendrix


Tough to disagree Fri Dec 28 2007

Fifty most loathsome people of 2007. I think the previous years have been posted, so here's this year's.

2. Dick Cheney

Charges: Worst president ever. So openly horrible, he now makes jokes about being Darth Vader. Unashamedly advocating for executive abuse of power and corporate theft. In and out of public office since his congressional internship during the Nixon Administration. Didn't care about the quagmire he foresaw in '94, because since then he'd deftly maneuvered to profit from it. Polling lower than HPV.

Exhibit A: His Halliburton stock rose 3000% in 2007. No joke.

Punishment: Raped by the sun.


How many five year olds can you fight? Sat Dec 29 2007

From miolla:

20Apparently I could take out two of these little buggers.


The Sat Dec 29 2007

Not Safe For Work! A new scent that smells like a woman. I'll leave it at that. Oh. And that the scent and everything having to do with this new product is NSFW.

In the words of Bean: This Post Brought to You by Jay Miolla.


Krugman Under Attack Sat Dec 29 2007

By the George Mason Economics Department, apparently.

Evidence of contradiction regarding his attitude towards free trade are pointed out here and here (and earlier here). He then follows up with this, which I found to be particularly thoughtful.

There are also lots of other critiques of Krugman found on the site. Particularly damaging posts to Krugman's staple arguments about income inequality can be found by looking at this and this.

And while I'm on boring economics stuff, I'll recommend Thomas Schelling's Choice and Consequence for those of you interested in policy economics. The author won the fake Nobel Prize in 2005. I'm only about halfway through it (it's a series of essays, so I pick it up sporadically), but it's a good guide to thinking about policy (and other topics like self restraint). It's dense reading, but not muddled with equations or too much economics jargon. Reads like a philosophy book. It should probably be required reading for every member of Congress and anyone who lives in the White House. -decker


Dumb and Dumber Mon Dec 31 2007

Buying a new car and refinancing the debt from your old car. This is beyond upside down. I'd like to congratulate the people in the article for being total idiots. And if you're considering a six or seven year car loan, please consider buying a cheaper car. -hendrix

Cindy Gerhardt has rolled over so much debt on successive vehicle purchases -- five in three years -- that she now owes almost $43,000 on two trucks worth no more than $29,000 and, she says, perhaps as little as $22,000.




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