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Dust to Dust or Whatever Sun Aug 2 2009

Here's your mortality thought of the day -decker


2 minutes, well spent Sun Aug 2 2009

From boot: A video that best describes our relationships with our partners and vendors


And then Abhishek rapped... Sun Aug 2 2009

From "the magic":

Since no one here works for them, this video is not worth viewing at all. I repeat. No one here works for them.


A slick bass line keep the beat movin They cant take it they just fake it They wonder how the Rob Base make it Sun Aug 2 2009

This odd slice of life was submitted by derek:


It's a snake eating an elephant Mon Aug 3 2009

Today's XKCD

Explanation if needed. -hendred


The Northern Aggression never ends Mon Aug 3 2009

Geographical breakdown of people who don't think or aren't sure Obama was born in the US. Just for fun, guess which region is different from the other three before you click through. -hendred


It's the incentives, man Mon Aug 3 2009

Small-state Senators take more PAC money as a percentage of total campaign contributions.

This goes a long way toward explaining, however, why the Senate tends to be more protective than the House of corporate interests -- be they in the form of bank bailouts, tax breaks, or whatever else (consider, for instance, that H.R. 1424 -- the second take on the bank bailout -- was approved with the votes of 74 percent of the Senate but just 60 percent of the House). We don't need vague notions about the "cultural" differences between the two chambers to explain this -- they have mostly to do with where the money is flowing in from.

Maine isn't really representing in this one - 20th and 27th, where 1st is worst. Big Russ is rolling in at 97 and Franken is right behind him at 98. -hendred


Afternoon laugh Mon Aug 3 2009

Daily Kos hate mail. For the abridged version scroll down a few pages to the poll. He gets some real jems.

Standard Daily Kos warning: Site is the ultra-left home of the dirty hippies, godless America-hating communists, father rapers, and litterbugs. -hendred


Wrong Emphasis Mon Aug 3 2009

-decker


The guy behind the guy behind the guy Tue Aug 4 2009

From will: A Pens fan was a little resourceful and got on the ice when they won the cup. Then he got a champagne bottle. Then he got into the locker room. Then he got a bunch of pictures, with Sid, with Mario, with the Cup. Just nuts.

here's the story

here are the pics

And completely unrelated, awesome.

I was somehow surprised this wasn't Ryan. -hendred


I just like the colors Tue Aug 4 2009

What people do all day. Be sure to hit the boxes in the top right to get the breakdowns. -hendred


Republicans: Your 2012 FAIL belongs to.... Wed Aug 5 2009

From miolla:


This is why it's tough to google me Wed Aug 5 2009

From Bean: Find out how many (listed) people share your name in the US. Should be self-explanatory.

There were 1,025 people with my name. And, because it is impossible for things like this to immune to the jokers out there, I noticed somebody did a search for this person.


Greg Jefferies was a doubles machine Wed Aug 5 2009

From will: Baseball Card Quiz. I got 10 out of 15. I'll bet my Felix Jose rookie card that you can do better.


Holy Oversight Wed Aug 5 2009

From boot: Providence agrees to stop hiring 16 year old strippers. Somehow it was legal as long as they got home before 11:30.


The international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. That's how. Wed Aug 5 2009

How is America Going to End? -decker


Surfing is cool Wed Aug 5 2009

A perspective you don't usually get to see. From rcr.


You may recognize these Wed Aug 5 2009

Armstrong's bikes from Le Tour are up for auction. -hendred


The future is... soon Thu Aug 6 2009

Rotating tripod tracks people. Takes pics. I guess you set this up at parties and whatnot and let it go to town. I feel like this could be kind of cool or really crappy. $150 to find out. -hendred


How many times have you been pulled over for speeding in your life? Thu Aug 6 2009

Inspired by this and this. I'm guessing jm will answer 0.


Afternoon chuckle Thu Aug 6 2009

From Slashdot about today's Twitter outage:

We're talking about twitter. This is the equivalent of running a steam roller over a chipmunk farm: Somewhat disturbing, oddly hilarious, and ultimately a loss of nothing but a bunch of chattering rodents.

-hendred


News from the tundra Thu Aug 6 2009

Female Moose gets stuck in a building. They corralled her, knocked her out and carried her away from town. Be sure to check out the pics. -hendred


Your second warning Fri Aug 7 2009

Mad Men Profiles the show and includes pics of Don and Betty. I recently devoured the entire (13 episode) second season on DVD and liked it even more than the first. If you haven't seen it, you're missing out. -hendred


Afternoon laugh Mon Aug 10 2009

-hendred


That time of year Mon Aug 10 2009

Duplex for rent in Pittsburgh. It's 35 Haldane, long a favorite for DTSers in transition.

$775 a month+ utilities.

Pics and more info at the link. -hendred



Links in the key of life Tue Aug 11 2009

Will has nothing to say other than here's a bunch of links:

10 SI columns handpicked by Joe Poz - Time suck ^eleventy billion

Top 7 mammoth home runs - Joe Sports Fan

And I missed a few days of The Onion:

Little Butterball Holding Up Ice Cream Line

Area Man Uses 'Big Buck Hunter' Score To Determine Ability To Drive Home

Area Man Spends Summer Having Wallet Stolen Across Europe


Hippies Rejoice! Tue Aug 11 2009

Chevy Volt to get 230MPG. Coming out in 2010:

He acknowledged the Volt's high price tag, expected to be around $40,000, and lack of available public outlets are potential challenges. Volt buyers would be eligible for a $7,500 tax credit...

The Volt is powered by a lithium-ion battery with a range of around 40 miles that can be recharged though a traditional power outlet. A small gas-powered engine would power the car on longer drives.

Here's another link in case you can't get to the first one.

-decker


Since leaving school, how much money have you saved? Tue Aug 11 2009

Since it's impolite to talk about money, an anonymous poll will have to do. Please don't include 401k or other investments such as a house. We can do that later. This is straight savings. I come from poor people so I have no idea what is "normal."


Acting like a douche doesn't help anything Wed Aug 12 2009

Account of Specter's Harrisburg town hall. Seems like lots of people shouting non sequiturs and accomplishing absolutely nothing. I'll post the Daily Show thing later. Stewart's better at this. -hendred

“We believe there are several issues out there that leave the existence of the Republic at risk,” he added, “not the least of which is this Obamacare.”

Mr. Miller, shaking, stood his ground. He said he was furious that the senator’s staff had limited the questioning. “One day,” he said to loud applause, “God is going to stand before you, and he’s going to judge you!”

PS - This is from that liberal rag the NYT so you know it's all either made up or selected quotes. Also, they use fetuses to power their web site. I've seen the pictures.


I guess Wed Aug 12 2009

OCC builds an electric chopper. I don't get it, and I'm guessing 99% of chopper riders don't either. Good on them for trying, though... -hendred


My guitar gently weeps Thu Aug 13 2009

Les Paul dies Someone passed this along.


Definitely, Positively, Tentatively, Maybe Thu Aug 13 2009

From Red Tom: Montreal closed a tentative deal with that little rat bastard Bernie Eccelstone. Time to reserve hotel rooms for every weekend next summer.


Both about books, sort of. Both about domestic arrangements, sort of. Sat Aug 15 2009

Rant about marriage disguised as a book review by a woman getting divorced.

Review of a book about being one of Hef's girlfriends.

Not planning to read or recommending either book, just found them both interesting and related in a weird sort of way. -decker


It's already in the budget Sun Aug 16 2009

NYTimes Magazine on Rock Band:Beatles It's a bit long but covers the making of the game from the Beatles/Apple side and the technical side as well as the general attitudes toward the games. -hendred


W.T.F. Sun Aug 16 2009

eXtreme August rolls on with Shaun White's new tricks from New Zealand. Madness. -hendred


Hammer. Nail. Head. Mon Aug 17 2009

New Rule: Smart President != Smart Country Bill Maher via decked and MR. -hendred

I'm the bad guy for saying it's a stupid country, yet polls show that a majority of Americans cannot name a single branch of government, or explain what the Bill of Rights is. 24% could not name the country America fought in the Revolutionary War. More than two-thirds of Americans don't know what's in Roe v. Wade. Two-thirds don't know what the Food and Drug Administration does. Some of this stuff you should be able to pick up simply by being alive. You know, like the way the Slumdog kid knew about cricket.

Not here. Nearly half of Americans don't know that states have two senators and more than half can't name their congressman. And among Republican governors, only 30% got their wife's name right on the first try.

Quick Update I doubled back on the MR comments and was quickly reminded why I never do that. The guy saying he should have used ignorant rather than stupid has a point, but other than that... wow.


Oh look, a bag of piss Mon Aug 17 2009

From will: Photo Essay from USA vs. Mexico soccer/foosball match. Looks intense.


Can this be used to report eyesores on the CMU campus? Mon Aug 17 2009

Pittsburgh complaint iPhone app All from Arjen. Really.


Time to Legalize Tue Aug 18 2009

This one, written by two former Baltimore police officers, is going out to Wild Bill. -decker


Who Needs ESPN? Tue Aug 18 2009

This is how I found out Favre had signed with the Vikings, in an email:

That was fast... And how did they get a photo with Favre wearing a Vikings knit cap and pads? Did they take it in the future? -decker


It's easy to stop when you've never started Tue Aug 18 2009

The story behind Fiji water. Fiji's run by a military dictatorship or some such madness. And the water really is from Fiji. Stop drinking it. Originally found on lm2y's spacebook but now appearing all over the tubes. -hendred the parched


The antithesis of eXtreme August Tue Aug 18 2009

I posted about these guys a while back, but Season 3's starting soon-ish. You may recognize the red head from an epsiode of House, that Sears commercial, or Dr. Horrible.


The only reason I don't have one is the Maine winters... Tue Aug 18 2009

The Aston Martin DBS Volante (convertible)

For the love of God, just look at those sideview mirrors. -hendred


People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day Tue Aug 18 2009

From will: Rally Car vs. Horse. Filed under "cars". Wanted to file under "horses".


Us and Them Wed Aug 19 2009

You like politically charged comment sections? Then you'll love this one. 1709 comments and counting as of the time of this posting. The first one I saw started with, "Who gives a sh^t about Republicans?" Sounds like a promising waste of time. -decker


Insta-post Thu Aug 20 2009

Matte black? check. Souped up Audi? check. The A5 is my favorite 'normal' car on the road today and this goes to 12. Poached from Jalopnik. -hendred


Afternoon Drum Delight Fri Aug 21 2009

From miolla.


Large Family Breeding Mon Aug 24 2009

Who the hell are all the Kennedys? Really easy-to-read chart outlining where all the Kennedys come from. That's a lot of kids. -hendred


Got a minute? Mon Aug 24 2009

Speed Shop Design Special #6 by Chris Flechtner It's a sweet custom sort-of-retro motorcycle. This isn't an OCC special or anything. All kinds of cool little features. -hendred


Didn't see that coming Tue Aug 25 2009

33 advertisers have dropped Glen Beck's Fox News show. Believe it or not it was for a specific comment rather than his general douchiness.

He was actually on another Fox show July 28 when he referred to Obama as a racist with "a deep-seated hatred for white people."

The UPS stores have temporarily halted advertising on Fox News as well. And here's the real gist of this:

Network spokeswoman Irena Briganti said the companies have simply requested the ads be moved elsewhere and that Fox hasn't lost any revenue. -hendred


It's a crazy mixed-up world Tue Aug 25 2009

Liberty University opens their ski/snowboard hill. Since it's in Virginia, it's a fake-snow thing that's fairly popular in Europe.

More info from The Goat. -hendred the Saved?


Pretty much the nexus of hot-button issues Tue Aug 25 2009

Caholic university removes contraception coverage from their health insurance. Several employees filed complaints and the Equal Opportunity Commission determined they were discriminated against. The article is a little confusing to me for some reason, but it's an interesting case. The comments are actually semi-civil and include comments from the school and one of the profs mentioned. In theory, anyway.

Just one more case to throw on the 'Health care via your employer is wack' pile. -hendred, still using the word wack.


Facebook EPIC FAIL! Tue Aug 25 2009

Not Safe For Work!

Classic! From miolla.


I LOL'd Tue Aug 25 2009

Stolen from Gizmodo. -hendred


Uhhh... yea Tue Aug 25 2009

There is a bit of eXtreme shit eating. You can jump to 2:50 to see the money shot. -hendred

Dan Brisse road gap webisode from Absinthe Films on Vimeo.


Heirs to the Massengill fortune Wed Aug 26 2009

From JG: America's 25 Douchiest Colleges

Profiles in Studentia: Gerry McDougal,* Chicago. "I was looking for a place that would challenge me academically, but I also wanted to feel bad about masturbating. At Notre Dame, I got both."

*There is no Gerry McDougal.


Attention single dudes! Wed Aug 26 2009

From miolla: This is the woman for you!


Attention Megan Fox Lovers Wed Aug 26 2009

Not Safe For Work! Also miolla: Her very NSFW wonderwoman outfit.


aumented reality Mon Aug 31 2009

From Jay Park: the new yelp app for the iphone features an hidden easter egg that reveals "augmented reality" functionality. only works on 3gs

download, use, be amazed.


DTS, the place for discerning baseball fans Mon Aug 31 2009

From will: Soon to be forgotten, absolutely amazing baseball play

I don't think I've ever seen it before. Diving stop and backhanded flip all in one motion before hitting the ground. It didn't get much pub, but I think it's about the most difficult thing you can do on a baseball field. It's nuts. I'm flummoxed. I'm Perplexed. I'm Flumplexed.




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