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The internet is full of awesome. Fri Aug 1 2008

Custom vans. Writeup by Michael Ian Black. The vans themselves are sweet. -hendred


This will be mine... in ten years Fri Aug 1 2008

Shimano introduces a fully electronic shifting system. It weighs less than this year's top-end stuff and a tiny bit more than next years. And as (I think) Bob told me, that stuff's made of spun gold and unicorn tears.

The really cool thing is that it's apparently self-adjusting. Sweet. -hendred


Batman - even his name says: Is that a beer? Sat Aug 2 2008

From derek: Box office charts as multi-colored graphs
That's a lot of Batman. Plus they kind of look like candy if you squint at them.


Diminished Cognitive Skills Tue Aug 5 2008

Real Men of Genius finals.

We've previously linked to this huge list of them. -decker


Triumph @ Comic Con Tue Aug 5 2008

From miolla.


a feel-good story Tue Aug 5 2008

100,000 Swamp Monkeys were discovered in Africa, doubling the known population living in the wild.

All from boot, who cynically adds: I can't wait until they find Oil under the swamp and start destroying this habitat too.


You know you have too much money when... Tue Aug 5 2008

you spend 45K to fly your Lambo to London and back for an oil change

From boot.


China implements GoldenEye Tue Aug 5 2008

I don't even think there is science that can prove this, but.... China plans to modify the weather to prevent rain during the opening ceremonies

All from boot, who adds: as I read this, all I could think of was "Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain? The government scientist, Dr. Yamak, have proved it is size of squirrel."


You can find anything on Youtube. Wed Aug 6 2008

Nickell asks: Is this really funny? Or am I really drunk?


Unpaid Advertisement Wed Aug 6 2008

Hey, a couple of my friends here in Houston just launched a site called Pictid. It's a visual, international, user-generated social media community for exploration of spots of interest around the world. Enjoy. *end advertisement* -decker


I am le tired. Wed Aug 6 2008

"To the extent that the French enjoy a natural advantage, it is in their inefficiency: They are the world's most efficient producers of structured indolence. They are the kept women of the global economy; their status depends, in part, on their practical uselessness."

Michael Lewis' pieces for Bloomberg are pretty much all gold, but today's is especially fantastic.

From Bob.


The new must have iPhone App Wed Aug 6 2008

I AM RICH! for a mere $999.99.

"The red icon on your iPhone or iPod touch always reminds you (and others when you show it to them) that you were rich enough to afford this," the app's information page says in iTunes. "It's a work of art with no hidden function at all."

From miolla.


DTS > Email Wed Aug 6 2008

I was going to type an email to everyone who would care about this, but I figured that a DTS post is easier and more effective these days...

In a month or two, Katie and I will be moving back to Pittsburgh. An opportunity popped up that we can't really ignore, so we're packing up and hitting the road. I don't know what it is about Pittsburgh, but it continues to drag me back... and I'm bringing a wife and a dog this time. In actuality, I think she's dragging me this time, but I digress.

We'll be moving sometime in the September - October timeframe... if anyone has a lead on a decent place to rent for a while in PGH (starting 10/1), let me know...

Anyway, figured I'd let you all know and give you a well-in-advance heads up that there will be additional floor space and couches to crash on during Mayes' first-of-three 10 yr. reunions at Carnival this year.

-JT


Home Field Advantage Wed Aug 6 2008

Map of medal count by country from each summer (aka "real") Olympics. Start at the beginning and move forward one at a time. Notice how the host country swells in almost every occasion (1996 Atlanta is one exception). I will make the baseless and unscientific prediction that China will win at least 75 medals this summer. Stolen from Hendrix. -decker


Supernerd builds Batman Tumbler Wed Aug 6 2008

Place your bets on the last time this dude got laid.

From miolla.


dude... where am I? Fri Aug 8 2008

Does anyone have a recommendation for a gps unit? Or even specific features you think are useful? I've seen a couple garmins and tomtoms in action, and the garmins seem more 'slick', but they both seemed pretty good. Anyway, just wanted to see what the clubhouse thinks. -hendred


Cracked is the new Maddox Sun Aug 10 2008

This is the funniest, most nonsensical thing I've read on the interweb in a while. My favorite sentence:

“Some Mom-and-Pop piece of shit called ‘Google.’ I’d never even heard of them before, I had to Lycos the name just to find out...."

All from Jim.


oh - he said Snack? Sun Aug 10 2008


The concept for this commercial was born in a bar with "I bet you couldn't pull this off"

From boot.


Environmental Pirates, Part II Sun Aug 10 2008

Texas ranks first in carbon dioxide emissions for the US... by far.


Greatest Super Mario Theme Song EVER Sun Aug 10 2008

From miolla.


Isaac Hayes got pwnd Mon Aug 11 2008

Or so I learned on wikipedia.

He's also dead. -decker


Baltimore: Like satan took a dump on maryland Mon Aug 11 2008

The series that reminded you that Baltimore is a tiny east-coast detroit, is available today for ninety-five bucks at amazon.

From derek.


2nd morning PWNED - Beijing Olympics $100 million Opening Ceremonies Mon Aug 11 2008

Apparently there was a Blue Screen of Death at the opening ceremonies.
I have my doubts but there are more shots in the jump.

From miolla.


American Housing In Peril Mon Aug 11 2008

Possible provisions in the Mortgage Relief Bill.

Newly created "renting" provision enables those who are not financially prepared to own homes to have a place to live.
-jm


Proud to be an American and stuff Mon Aug 11 2008

After a quick search, I'm having a hard time finding good video of last night's come-from-behind-world-record-setting-USA-winning 4X100m men's freestyle relay, thanks to the content-nazis at NBC. If anyone can find something good, I'll update this story.

There are certain times in sports when I am very glad I watched it live. Last night was definitely one of those times. It was the most exciting Olympic moment I've ever seen.* And it was made so much better by the last leg of the French team saying they would "smash" the Americans beforehand. I also like that the member of the US relay team referred to them as "Frenchies" in an interview after the race. The only thing that would've made me happier is if they had played "America, Fuck Yeah" instead of the anthem during the medal ceremony.

Anyway, there promises to be more exciting moments as Michael Phelps chases Mark Spitz's gold medal record, so here's a schedule of his events. -decker

* I may have seen the Miracle on Ice, but I would've been one and a half at the time.

UPDATE: Rob's right: Video here if you are willing to install Silverlight.


5 Amazingly Embarrassing Corporate Songs Mon Aug 11 2008

Stolen from Holy Taco. The seriousness in which some of these songs are sung/performed is hysterical.

From miolla.


Uh oh. As if Allah wasn't mad enough at the United States... Mon Aug 11 2008

...now we've arrested him on coke charges.

Link from will. -decker


Confirmation: The Dark Knight was Overrated Tue Aug 12 2008

As recently as this past Saturday, The Dark Knight was still rated the #1 movie of all time on imdb. Now it is #3. Interestingly, during all of this chaos, Shawshank Redemption managed to pull a coup and take the top spot over The Godfather.

Anyway, I'm glad DK is coming back down to earth, because I finally saw it last night, and it's definitely overrated: Christian Bale's Batman voice is silly, to the point of being a distraction; Bruce Wayne at times felt like a James Bond rip off; I didn't care about the people being held hostage on the boats (or their morals); it felt long to me; and Maggie Gyllenhaal should have been replaced by a hotter actress.

Everyone who praised Heath Ledger's performance was right - it made the movie. It wasn't a bad movie, and had some very good action scenes, but I'm not sure why it hasn't received more critcism. Looking down the imdb list, I think I enjoyed it as much as several of the movies in the 120 to 140 range (although I enjoyed some even below that more than DK, like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels at #196). Good summer movie, but not a great movie. As a great man once said, "Feel free to disagree, but you'd be wrong." -decker


Images from Comic-Con Tue Aug 12 2008

Some priceless outfits to be seen. Semi-SFW Example.

From miolla. I recommend page 4. -decked


What type of person are you? Wed Aug 13 2008

There can be only one.


Gew!!! Wed Aug 13 2008

Hungarian weightlifter dislocates his right elbow. And by 'dislocates' I mean 'mangles'. NSFTS (Not Safe for the squeamish). Video. -hendred


Robbing the train at work... Thu Aug 14 2008

Not Safe For Work! Dude works the night shift and is suspected of enjoying his own company during work hours so they decide to film him over night. Their hunch was correct. Stay in for the end kicker.

From miolla.


The Truth About Chinese Food Thu Aug 14 2008

I sat down in Grand Sichuan Eastern a couple blocks from my apartment for a nice Sichuan lunch and this is what I saw... I left.

From miolla.


Maybe Bela isn't such a crazy kook after all Thu Aug 14 2008

The Chinese are alleged pumpkin eaters:

In its report Nov. 3, Xinhua identified He [Kexin] as one of "10 big new stars" who made a splash at China's Cities Games. It gave her age as 13 and reported that she beat Yang Yilin on the uneven bars at those games.

Too bad there's no way of proving how old someone is like carbon dating or counting rings or something. -decker


Paging Dr. Mayes... wait, I mean Mr. Mayes. Thu Aug 14 2008

Linking to Deadspin is dumb, but this article about college football's top 25 has a stupendous section on Texas:

Let’s also take a moment to talk about Austin. Yes, birthplace of independent music and independent moviemaking. Well you know what, Austin? Richard Rodriguez makes horrible, horrible movies. Oooh, this movie wasn’t directed and edited, it was “shot and chopped”! That’s so edgy and tossed-off! As for Richard Linklater, anyone who liked “Before Sunrise” is a fucking asshole. And the SXSW festival is attended only by pretentious hipster fuckwads who comment over at the Onion AV Club. These people aren't a refreshing change from Texas rednecks, so much as an even worse alternative.

All from will.


Friday Afternoon Fearmongering Fri Aug 15 2008

Back in October, I supposed that since free international trade required peace, and international trade is beneficial to those who participate, that international trade encourages peace (apparently not an original thought, but cut me some slack...).

Here's Krugman with the counterpoint:

But the belief that economic rationality always prevents war is an equally great illusion. And today’s high degree of global economic interdependence, which can be sustained only if all major governments act sensibly, is more fragile than we imagine.

I guess he's right in that it only takes one rogue country to start a major global conflict. I have often imagined that WWIII will likely be over scarce oil supplies, which will probably not seem irrational to its participants. Also, the costs of war are often underestimated by those launching it, making the calculation seem rational to those giving the orders, even if it proves not to be ex-post. -decker


Friday Afternoon Site Note Fri Aug 15 2008

I re-enabled the Search with a few minor updates.

Note to Ryan: I am not posting this from an airport to fool you. -hendred


Have good mosh pitting Sat Aug 16 2008

Goat yells like a man.

All from Jay Park. Title reference here.


Nothing like a preggo chick cake Sat Aug 16 2008

Cake Wrecks -hendred


Consuuuume Mon Aug 18 2008

Dealnews.com More discounted stuff on a daily basis. Similar to techbargains, but still worth a gander. -hendred


oldie but a goodie Mon Aug 18 2008

All from boot: All for Nickel, who called BS on me when i brought up that the japanese created a square watermelon so it would be easy to cut and fit into their sideways fridges

and that last reference is from one of my favorite SNL sketches . If anyone can find this video, it will be much appreciated.


Just don't get it in my eye Mon Aug 18 2008

Is Jon Stewart the most trusted man in America?

Mr. Stewart has said he is looking forward to the end of the Bush administration “as a comedian, as a person, as a citizen, as a mammal.”

-hendred


Looks like I better put off that addition Tue Aug 19 2008

WSJ Op Ed on Obama's tax plan.

From ab. Consider the source, but I do generally agree: mo' government and mo' taxes is mo' bad. -decked


I wash myself with a rag on a stick Tue Aug 19 2008

Obesity rate rises in 37 States in the past year. Four states are above a 10% rate for Type II diabetes. -decker


Afternoon chuckle Tue Aug 19 2008

Someone ended up at DTS using the search term "i don't care what the white man says santa claus was a black ma". -hendred


It Must Be Right Wing Day at DTS Tue Aug 19 2008

Disclaimer: I know this bitch is crazy, but...this is mildly entertaining. Edwards used his wife as a prop during his campaign while he was screwing the camera-woman. And now he's a new father - conrgrats! I can't imagine how his wife and legitimate family feels. I loved his quote during the confession: "99% of the truth is not good enough anymore" - the savior of the poor.

From Nickell. Clever title from decked.


- Insert Xtreme Joke Here - Tue Aug 19 2008

Now, I can kinda understand those surfers who go out into the swells prior to a hurricane making landfall... that said, i have no idea why this guy figured it would be fun to KITE BOARD when a hurricane is coming. Apparently his kite snagged a water spout and flung him into a building.

The video is less gruesome than it sounds. - jted

PS - After my move goes through, I will make an attempt to start helping out with the site again


Burj Dubai Tower Tue Aug 19 2008

This tower is simply amazing. At first glance I thought the main pic was a drawing because the ground looks fake, but apparently these pics were taken from a helicopter. Unreal. - jted


Real or Onion? Tue Aug 19 2008

All Jim: I thought this was an Onion article. And then I realized it was because I had already read it on the Onion.

Be sure to check out the poll linked in the middle. -hendred


the one m is m - it doesnt get lamer than that Wed Aug 20 2008

From derek: Guess the movie from a letter on the poster. I gave up and started cheating after 15 or so.

Some of these are ridiculous. -hendred


50 ways to encode your song Wed Aug 20 2008

Comparison of the spectrum analysis for various MP3 encoding rates. We talked about this a little before, but in case you needed visual proof that low bitrates suck, here it is. -hendred


They want to murder you in a well Wed Aug 20 2008

Norm MacDonald's segment from the roast of bob saget From derek.


I can only assume this is jm's domain Wed Aug 20 2008

The referrer log had two hits from htp://biggaycock.250m.com/annaul-credit-report-free.html

I would highly recommend not going there, but I got a laugh out of it. -hendred


China: A Nice Place to Visit, But... Wed Aug 20 2008

Two Elderly Chinese women are sentenced to one year of labor re-education after they applied for permits to protest being evicted from their homes. -decker


This can't be real right? Wed Aug 20 2008

From miolla.


Entire Day Suck Wed Aug 20 2008

In case you were looking for insight in Obama's economic ideology, here's one man's take on it. -decker


olympic redux time suck Thu Aug 21 2008

a great interpretation by rick reilly....

the director of the opening ceremony says only North Korea could have also pulled it off {shudder}

opening ceremony performers had to wear diapers and had to crouch under the stage for hours on the day of the ceremony.

How the drummers looked so good... 16 hours a day for a year, with no pay, and rice.

All from boot.


X Games 25 going all-electric Thu Aug 21 2008

Electric dirtbike a reality. It weighs 140 lbs, and it's built more like a beefed-up downhill mountain bike than a stripped-down dirtbike. (A four-stroke 250 weighs around 225). Looks like a lot of (very quiet) fun. -hendred

Quick Update Check out their website for more info and pics.


Maine Represent. Fri Aug 22 2008

Car racing in Maine. It's mostly short ovals and hobbyists. -hendred


Glad I went when I did Fri Aug 22 2008

USNews rankings. CMU rolled in at #22 overall and the 2nd most expensive of the top 25. -hendred


College presidents want to lower the drinking age Sat Aug 23 2008

No doubt just to make their job easier. But whatever the reason, I fully support it. The drinking age of 21 is such a ridiculous double standard.

Two thoughts from this article.

1) The article doesn't give any credit towards things like improved safety in vehicles (like air bags) in its reference to the decrease in drunk drivers age 16-20

2) Apparently The Univ of Rhode Island is a horrible, horrible place to go to school OR work. I can imagine alcohol is one of the few things that would make the faculty events tolerable.

jb forgot the link, so I'll offer this one for the time being. -decked

UPDATE: Here's the link.


Drum machine for your iPhone Sat Aug 23 2008

iDrum. Looks pretty sweet to me. -decker


Thousands of yinzers in mourning... Mon Aug 25 2008

Boot brings us this: The best opening paragraph from a car-review for the 2010 Camaro

Attention, IROC-Z enthusiasts: the 2010 Chevrolet Camaro will not be available with your beloved T-top. If this is hugely disappointing, well, it may finally be time to put on a shirt with a collar, sell your Skynyrd CDs, and scissor the mullet.


Where'd those pics come from? Tue Aug 26 2008

I read this story a week or so ago about how a guy opened his new iPhone and found pictures on it. Turns out the pictures were from the factory of the woman who was making the phone. The follow up is that she was somehow not fired. (The jump contains the pictures) All from miolla.


Music Preview Tuesday Tue Aug 26 2008

Charper puts out an album. That is all. -jm


It's on like Donkey Kong Wed Aug 27 2008

Anonymous Fox news spokesperson attacks Stewart for attacking Fox.

Jon Stewart ripped Fox News, saying the network’s “‘fair and balanced’ slogan is an insult ‘to people with brains’” and that “Barack Obama could cure cancer and they’d figure out a way to frame it as an economic disaster.”

The moron from Fox came back with some ridiculous ad-hominem garbage about the Oscars. I can only assume he's one of the writers for Disaster Movie.

Update -hendred


So she's a real person? Odd. Wed Aug 27 2008

A most unflattering pic of Anne Hathaway at the Democratic Convention. -hendred


This is why the internet is awesome Wed Aug 27 2008

Blog detailing the building of a supercar... out of wood. And not just the outer shell - pretty much everything but the engine. I recommend going to the beginning and reading forward. -hendred

Quick Update Start with the main site.


Why I hate the media Thu Aug 28 2008

All from ab: There are many reasons that I hold the media in very low regard and "headlines" are one of them. I have no doubt that the globe is warming. I have no doubt that we are trashing this planet with our materials and our general overpopulation. However, these story headlines easily could have read something like this: Ice melting trend improves. or "This year better than last" but no, every headline regarding global warming must augment the fear of global catastrophy.


Too Retro To Be Ironic Thu Aug 28 2008

Short story on the Professional & Amateur Pinball Association Tournament. Where might such a thing be held? Why, where irony has yet to be born, Pittsburgh, PA. -jm


Anybody want in on an old guy Pika Fantasy Football league? Fri Aug 29 2008

Jelly dropped out so we need a team manager. Oh yeah, Draft is tonight at 8:30 pm eastern. Email ab.


He wasn't a Pike, was he? Fri Aug 29 2008

Wow, I didn't know the computer science professorship was so stressful.

All from ab.


new AC/DC single Fri Aug 29 2008

The album is coming in October

Hell Yeah - from bvv


Closest Thing To Right Wing Day Fri Aug 29 2008

VPILF.com. Tremendous -jm


Why the internet is awesome part XIX Fri Aug 29 2008

Building a giant SNES controller. This thing is awesome. Stolen from Gizmodo. -hendred


Friday fluff Fri Aug 29 2008

Hairdresser offers mullet removal for free.

The East Bremerton man was proud to remove his bandanna and display his locks during a recent visit to the Kitsap County Fair & Stampede, but he denied he had a mullet.

"I just like to keep it longer in the back and have it shorter on the top and sides."




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