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If by beautiful, you mean f'ugly Wed Aug 1 2007

From will: The local D.C. station has a slideshow of the most beautiful people on capitol hill. #1 was my D.A.R.E teacher in third grade. He's even more beautiful when he's exposing himself to you in the back of class.


Good Luck Helicopters! Wed Aug 1 2007

The 'copters are playing the Double Door tonight at 8. The two winners of the show will play Lollapalooza this weekend, so all you Copterheads in the area better show up in force.

Wanted to use this thread for well wishes, and to lay down predictions on which other band will join the 'copters at Lollapalooza. My money is on Shockstars, just b/c they are the only other band from Chicago in the show. -decker


So it's the doctors' fault... Wed Aug 1 2007

Informative article in the NY Times about why health care costs are more expensive in US than other countries in the world. It claims our doctors make 2 to 3 times more on average than in Europe. It points out that simply just cutting doctors salaries would lead to lower quality doctors since would-be doctors would go into other professions. It also points out that the cost of med school is now very high, although I would argue that's caused by the expected high earnings of doctors who become willing to pay a high price for the education.

It seems to me that the problem is a lack of price elasticity on medical procedures. The problem is that doctors recommend procedures, which are expensive, and the patients decide whether to buy the procedures, but it is the insurance providers that pay most of the bills. Since the patient in most cases pays relatively little for any given procedure, there is little price elasticity. This encourages doctors to raise the prices, which are charged to the insurance providers, which are spread around to everyone's insurance premiums. The same is true for drugs, although apparently costs in the US aren't as out of wack there. If patients had to pay a bigger portion of the bills, they would decline procedures more often, encouraging doctors to lower their prices. Of course, hospitals are obligated to provide urgent care, even for the uninsured, so in some cases the patient can't even decline (and bills go unpaid - again the costs are eventually spread to the premiums of the insured). I don't know exactly what the solution is, but I think that is a reasonable explanation of why medical costs are high in the US. But I'd like to hear other theories.

The link is from Marginal Revolution. -decker


Little People, Big Pig Wed Aug 1 2007

From miolla: It's a "Two-fer" Wednesday. the Dad from Little People Big World was arrested for a DUI. Meanwhile, after his LPA meeting, Gary Coleman was arrested for getting into a bitchfight, with a bitch.

This cries for a "Little People Gone Wild" DVD series.


The Burgh Represent Wed Aug 1 2007

I would share my thoughts on this but then I wouldn't be allowed to comment on dts anymore

To give you a hint about ryan's thoughts, he filed it under Douche Baggery.


Fisher-Price to Recall 1 Million Toys Due to Lead Paint Thu Aug 2 2007

From Brick: You can't blame this one on me.

Be sure to take any of these toys away from your kids...


What, no Artose Pinner? Thu Aug 2 2007

From will: ESPN's 50 current NFLers who will make it to Canton. I love any list that ranks Brady "draft bust" Quinn over Ben Roethlisberger. I'll save the Steelers fans some time:

#23 - Faneca

#31 - Polamalu

#43 - Ward

Odd Man Out - Roethlisberger


IT'S ON!!! Helicopters play Lollapalooza tomorrow at 11:15! Thu Aug 2 2007

From superfan miolla.


Virtual Pet online Thu Aug 2 2007

From miolla: An extremely creepy flash movie with an interactive dog. I assume for those who are allergic.


The Best Footballer (read Soccer player)... Thu Aug 2 2007

...and he is only 9. This kid is just ridiculous - too bad he signed with such a crap team. Manchester United just accepted him into their Youth Academy, I expect to see him on the pitch with the first team by the time he is 14. Filed under Art because this kid makes Christiano Ronaldo look like the prima donna punk that he is.

Thanks to off.


Darwin is a Fickle God Fri Aug 3 2007

X Athlete Skateboarder falls 50 feet on national TV. Walks. Dudes, brahs, and Dane Cookisms abound.

-jm via Deadspin.


The NEW Helicopter -T-Shirts are in! Place your orders here. Fri Aug 3 2007

ENJOY!

From miolla. I can't stress enough how not safe for work these t-shirts are.

Updated with correct link.


Sweet Fri Aug 3 2007

From will: Cool map of baseball allegiances. They're pretty spot on w/ the cards/cubs/reds war zone that is Indiana.


Friday Soapbox Fri Aug 3 2007

The tax break given to hedge fund and private equity partners is not authorized by any law and was never approved by Congress. A general partner of a private equity or hedge fund typically receives two types of compensation: a management fee tied to some percentage of assets under management and "carried interest" tied to some percentage of the profits generated by those assets (reference). Carried interest is taxed at the capital gains rate of 15% and can represent the majority of the managers' compensation. It's ridiculous, because the 15% taxation rate is meant for the owners of the equity who are taking on downside risk, not for people doing their jobs. -decker


Sometimes I feel like I'm just trying to raise Brian's blood pressure... Fri Aug 3 2007

FDA's chief of regulatory affairs was paid enormous bonuses for her mediocre work. -decker


Et tu, Tennis? Fri Aug 3 2007

Tennis officials are looking into irregular betting patterns on a match involving top-seeded Nikolay Davydenko of Russia, who retired with an injury against a low-ranked opponent. -decker


Because it's Sofa King Cheap! Mon Aug 6 2007

SNL sketch. -decker


You know how I know you're G-A-Y? Tue Aug 7 2007

From miolla: You have a Hello Kitty armband on. You live in Thailand. You are a cop. You do something bad. You'll be shamed by having to wear a Hello Kitty armband around the office.


Tremendous license plate spotting of the week Tue Aug 7 2007

This plate is from Rollins.


This should go over well Tue Aug 7 2007

Indiana company to start fining employees for being fat, smoking, or missing other health targets. I can't imagine a weekly weigh-in is going to be good for employee morale, but what do I know? - all from Hendrix


Pika 250 with ICE Tue Aug 7 2007

Not Safe For Work! Family Guy puke contest. NSFW if vomit makes you yak. - From B-Dubs

I love this scene... - JT


Ducktales....in Finland Tue Aug 7 2007

It is the Ducktales theme song as done by the Fins with English lyrics masked over the words. Hysterical. - From Danny


For you God of War fans Tue Aug 7 2007

Theme song of God of War 2 with lyrics...funny even if you have not played the game. - From Danny, our resident industry expert on video games


Everything airline related sucks Tue Aug 7 2007

Bruce Schneier interviews Kip Hawley, head of TSA. Long but worth it. Schneier's blog is worth a daily read as well. I've posted several things from him.

A third of all flights in June were delayed. I still think this is under-reported. For JFK it was 50%. A little more info including baggage loss stats. The bag-loss stats have to be under-reported. Even just anecdotally there's no way they're only losing 7.9 bags/1,000.

And just for the record, on a recent flight Delta issued me someone else's boarding pass, TSA let me through security with an ID that didn't match at all, and the gate agent let me board.

-All from Hendrix


This One Won't Be For Everyone... Tue Aug 7 2007

...but for those who are interested in the recent market downturn, the WSJ offers a good explanation of what the causes were. The article is free for now, but I don't expect that to last for long.

They trace to changes in the banking system provoked by the collapse of the savings-and-loan industry in the 1980s, the reaction of governments to the Asian financial crisis of the late 1990s, and the Federal Reserve's response to the 2000-01 bursting of the tech-stock bubble.

I wish we had a gif of an artist with a line through him so I could mark this as "Not Safe for CFA Students." -decker


This shit's got...monetary value? Tue Aug 7 2007

From Bean: Thief swallows stolen necklace; is then fed various items by police in order to purge said necklace from his innards.


Daily Time Suck Wed Aug 8 2007

From Jay Park: Easy game.


'I got a busload of these things at home... they're all broken' Wed Aug 8 2007

From Jay Park: crazy weatherman.


Some helicopters pics on the Lollapalooza site. Wed Aug 8 2007

They start on the 3rd column, 6th row.

No one took credit for this one.


Toonick Toonick! Wed Aug 8 2007

Another crazy Thriller take off done Bollywood style.

All from miolla.


I got you, babe Thu Aug 9 2007

How much jail time for women who get abortions? Assuming they're made illegal at some point. Per usual, Anna Quindlen hits it on the head. - Hendrix


That's what's happening in Japan with those Japanese. Thu Aug 9 2007

This is a crazy roller suit. Has a Blade Runner quality to it. I might need me one these - from Miolla


Virgin America Takes Off Thu Aug 9 2007

Their planes will beat up your planes. - from Bricker


Youth Pastor Owned Thu Aug 9 2007

All from Miolla - Careful with you choice of words there Tiger.

Then there is a follow up with a surprise ending.


Youth Pastor FCC Prank - Watch more free videos


Time to return that iPhone Thu Aug 9 2007

AT&T censors Pearl Jam's webcast from Lollapalooza. They apparently didn't appreciate what Vedder had to say about the president. AT&T is calling it a 'mistake'. The Pearl Jam writeup brings up some interesting points about net neutrality. -hendrix


I Come Back To You Now... At The Turn Of The Tide Thu Aug 9 2007

We have added BHendrix back into the pool of editors for the site... so please expect the bitterness level to return to normal parameters... - JT


Are you regular? Fri Aug 10 2007

The subtleties of this commercial are fantastic. - Oof


GTAre You Going To The Mall Later.... Fri Aug 10 2007

GTA 4 is going to be delayed, and the indian dude from the onion is pissed. - From Will

I have also heard that the Xbox 360 version may be a degraded version of the game... Microsoft doesn't want games to depend on the use of the optional Xbox 360 hard drive... - JT


It's better than Tickle-Me-Elmo! Fri Aug 10 2007

Yes. It's a usb powered stripper pole dancer doll. Wonder if KB Toys will pick this one up. - From Miolla


Here's to you, random video guy. Mon Aug 13 2007

From Caldeira: This random guy made a video for us, and it's pretty cool. The live footage (filmed at the Lollapalooza Last Band Standing finals) doesn't seem to fit the rest of the video, but the rest is pretty cool.


Brian's work here is done Mon Aug 13 2007

Rove to resign.

Bean: You know that scene in Jedi, when the super star destroyer crashes into the Death Star, and Admiral Ackbar slumps back down into his chair with the body language of both a feeling of accomplishment and a huge weight lifted off his shoulders? That's what I envision Brian's doing right now.

Pretty damn close. I almost drove off the road this morning when the NPR dude announced it. Oh my eye. -edhendrix


The next great advertising tagline Mon Aug 13 2007

From Rollins: The YouTube page says it all.


Miolla goes Political with this potential repost Mon Aug 13 2007

From the man himself.


Brian Hendrix is an inframarginal customer Mon Aug 13 2007

Smart people (Richard Posner and Gary Becker) offer explanations for the rise in flight delays and degradation in airline service.

I'm also using this as an excuse to use our new graphic. Thanks Godfather. -decker


How Google Works Mon Aug 13 2007

In case you were curious. -decker


Touche Miolla Tue Aug 14 2007

ab sent this bit of anti-propoganda.

He also asked how to implant the video right on there like that. If you're coming from youtube or one of the other flash-video based sites, there's usually a link to embed the video or 'put this on your page' or something similar. Just copy/paste that and it should go.

On a side note, do people like the videos in-line or as links?


A sad day for fans of the Yankees and the Money Store Tue Aug 14 2007

The great yankee Phil Rizzuto has passed.

Summary of accomplishments:
• 5-time All-Star (1942, 1950-1953)
• American League MVP (1950)
• Never struck out more than 42 times in a season
• Anchored Yankee teams that won seven of nine World Series in his 13-year career
• Served three years with the Navy in World War II
• Yankees uniform No. 10 retired on Phil Rizzuto Day in 1985

All from miolla


Who's Really Benefiting from the Housing Bubble? Tue Aug 14 2007

Money-grubbing ho-bags, that's who.

Ms. Katz finds that some women who are divorcing can’t cash in on the value of a home because they or their spouses borrowed against it. “Women think when they get divorced they can have half of the house,” she said. “Most women don’t realize how much this house is mortgaged.”

Reminds me of a very wise doll who once said, "Math class is tough!" -decker


when it rains it pours Wed Aug 15 2007

It is rough being rich...... from Dean.


It's a sad day when I look forward to advertising branded content Wed Aug 15 2007

The site looks like it was built by an intern

From miolla.


I was thinking you would want one... Wed Aug 15 2007

State Rep. Bob Allen of Florida was caught trying to pay to give oral sex. What a generous man. -decker


Bobby Boucher unavailable for comment Thu Aug 16 2007

Totally ridiculous $7,600 foosball table. It's not even full size.


D'oh! Thu Aug 16 2007

$1.5 million yacht nose dives into the water. Not sure who was johnny on the spot with the camera, but nice work. Worth a click through.


Ow. Just plain ow. My man boobs hurt already. Thu Aug 16 2007

The surgically implanted bra. There's a pic that I think is SFW but maybe NSFWS - Not Safe for Weak Stomachs.


Best Tattoo ever Thu Aug 16 2007

Miolla suggests: Let's talk Bean into getting this at Jim's wedding.


Hide-a-pod Thu Aug 16 2007

Also from miolla: Cool new item to hide your iPod.


Not safe for CFA Thu Aug 16 2007

Losers try to name thei rkid "@" Discuss nerds.

From miolla, who filed it under health. It receives no NSFCFA image though, because the article spells out all numbers with letters.


'Sure you are' Fri Aug 17 2007

An arrested woman was identified as a man and placed in a male detention unit... even after she was strip searched and insisted she was a woman. She's also pregnant with Mayes's child. -decker


Normal Guy Reviews The Worst Game Ever Fri Aug 17 2007

This is some guy making an attempt to play ET the video game which sucks balls. Seems like he has reviewed an assortment of other horrible games as well... enjoy - JT


OMGROFL Sat Aug 18 2007

This guide will get totally pwned by the internets. - JT


Indy, here they come Mon Aug 20 2007

NYTimes profile of Nicky Hayden, reigning MotoGP champion. Even if you don't know anything about motorcycle racing, this is well worth the read.


Cheap to ship. Mon Aug 20 2007

Aerogel is slowly coming into the real world.

Mountain climbers are also converts. Last year Anne Parmenter, a British mountaineer, climbed Everest using boots that had aerogel insoles, as well as sleeping bags padded with the material. She said at the time: “The only problem I had was that my feet were too hot, which is a great problem to have as a mountaineer.”

However, it has failed to convince the fashion world. Hugo Boss created a line of winter jackets out of the material but had to withdraw them after complaints that they were too hot.

Wikipedia adds some more background. And cool pictures.


No Vedder? Denied. Mon Aug 20 2007

More Talk, Less Rock: 15 Masters Of Onstage Banter from the A/V Club.

While reading the Fugazi entry (#9), imagine miolla is the lead singer.


So that's how rich people do it... Mon Aug 20 2007

Twin sisters bilk the government for $20 million. They charged just under (pinky to mouth) $1 million to ship a couple lock washers. There should be a new crime created for defrauding the government with penalties up to and including death. It's like beating up on handicapped kids.

I would like to thank the one sister for offing herself and saving everyone the effort.


Map + tons of data = autopost Mon Aug 20 2007

Where people migrate to and from by county. It's based on IRS data, so it includes median income.


Still going... Mon Aug 20 2007

NYTimes profile of Floyd Landis. Covers what he's up to now and a lot more info about the whole Lemond thing. From CHendrix.


Bean's whereabouts unconfirmed. Colbert unavailable for comment. Mon Aug 20 2007

Drunk Serb eaten by bears.


Mike Vick will actually serve... Mon Aug 20 2007

He's apparently made a deal.


Great Poker hand Tue Aug 21 2007


An Amazing Hand Of Poker - Watch more free videos

Takes a little while to get to it but it's pretty awesome.

From miolla.


Stop motion rocks Tue Aug 21 2007

Two links from Mondesi's House via will:

Top Ten Drunk Pranks (w/ stop motion "explosion")

25 Most Painful MXC Eliminations


Does DP run this site Tue Aug 21 2007

From bean: I think you can download entire movies here. How is this legal?

NSFW because of the ads.


Best. Yacht. Name. Ever. Wed Aug 22 2007

Latrell's yacht gets reposessed. Guess he couldn't feed his family after all.

-jm


SFD Wed Aug 22 2007

Penny Arcade's take on a designer-friendly game.


Those are some good swimmers Wed Aug 22 2007

A guy claims he will have 100 kids, legitimately.

From dean, who filed it under "Sports."


Old Balls Thu Aug 23 2007

Over half of people aged 57 to 85 remain sexually active, according to a recent survey. Filed under ewwww. -decker


Follow up to the Mike Vick $63 Quadrillion Law Suit Thu Aug 23 2007

The prisoner who made headlines by filing a "63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit against NFL quarterback Michael Vick is at it again, this time suing new home run king Barry Bonds, Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig and a character unable to defend itself — Hank Aaron's bat. From miolla.


How to spot a Douchebag... As in a bag of douche. Thu Aug 23 2007

It's from miolla. I came across this picture when I made my Douche Bag costume for Halloween.


Chasing the Valtrex dragon Thu Aug 23 2007

Jeter gave Alba the herp. Fo' reals. This is some random gossip site, but the term "Chasing the Valtrex dragon" makes it worth the post. Also, their hookup web is a bit of entertainment. - hendrix


NASA's Shame Thu Aug 23 2007


On their jocks Fri Aug 24 2007

Profile of the Penny Arcade guys. Their gaming convention - PAX - is this weekend.

Krahulik agrees. "One time in high school, someone broke into my locker and stole my stuff, so I had to wear gym clothes for the rest of the day," he says, wincing at the memory. "I developed humor as a defense mechanism. Now I drive a fucking Mercedes."


Oh snap! Worst Presidential Candidate Ever! Fri Aug 24 2007

Edwards promises to remove $16 million from hedge fund due to their threatened foreclosures on Katrina victims. He also got ~$500k for "part time work" last year and $150k in donations from hedge fund execs. No word on those funds. The whole thing can be explained by the Murdoch-friendly info-graphic within.

Nickell the link along with this: Our leader in the fight against poverty - a hero to the victims of Hurricane Katrina. . . I'm waiting for him to announce he's returning his "advisor's fee" and the $150K of campaign money . . .still waiting . . .


The Snozberries Taste Like Real Snozberries! Fri Aug 24 2007

500 years of Western female portraits. The transitions freak me out, man. Safe for CFA.

Link stolen from Marginal Revolution -decker


Speaking of Dbags... Fri Aug 24 2007

WithLeather.com provides us with a glimpse into Chelsea's Frank Lampard demands in order to sign a new contract with the club. These are all hilarious.

Somewhat NSFW due to his lady-friend dressing like a stripper. - JT


Modified Carnival Mud Slide? Fri Aug 24 2007

Found this on Gizmodo... I can't believe this didn't go horribly wrong - JT


Late Friday chuckle Fri Aug 24 2007

Motorcycle for sale - current owner really likes it. The second pic (and some of his spelling) made me laugh. -hendrix.


My First Op Ed In the Onion Fri Aug 24 2007

A love letter to a sweater.

The mannequin had on a pair of jeans with a couple small rips in the denim, and a button-down white shirt that wasn't tucked in. Now, you see these two pieces of clothing on their own and you think, "This guy's a dickhead." But throw in that navy blue V-neck, and suddenly we got an interesting fucking dichotomy going on. Did this guy wake up, throw on some clothes, and just happen to look awesome? Or—or—is he about to go out to a bar and be the envy of everyone who is too dressed up or not dressed up enough? Either way, the guy's golden. He cares, but he doesn't. Two levels.

-jm


So that was unexpected Mon Aug 27 2007

Gonzales Resigns. Not quite as late as Rummy, but there it is. Can't wait to see what kind of incompetent douche bag they scrounge up to fill in for him. - hendrix (in case you couldn't tell)


But I want it now... Mon Aug 27 2007

If you're going to buy an HDTV, wait until after the holidays. This seems sort of like common sense, but there's a semi-interesting graphic (MBA approved) about LCD price trends. And there's a couple interesting consumer survey bits which should probably be filed under 'no duh'.

Morgan Stanley research indicates that two-thirds of American households will not buy an HDTV until the price of a 37-inch or larger set drops below $600. The price of a 37-inch L.C.D. set averaged about $1,200 in June, according to iSuppli. “When the price goes to $800, 17 million more Americans will consider buying one,” Mr. Melich said.

-hendrix


Miss South Carolina - Brain Surgeon Mon Aug 27 2007

From miolla.


It's been a while Mon Aug 27 2007

Krugman compares public education with health care for kids. In case you missed it, here's a decent op-ed to catch up.

Quick Update: Here's the Heritage Foundation press release he's talking about.


Back to the drawing board. Please. Tue Aug 28 2007

The new Porsche four door - the Panamerica. It would be tough to imagine an uglier sedan.


Awesome Beer Pong stop motion Tue Aug 28 2007


Magic Beer Pong Table - Watch more free videos

From miolla.


Owen Wilson Suicide Attempt? Because his life is jst that terrible... pfft Tue Aug 28 2007

Stolen from PerezHilton.com by miolla.

There's been some question as to what's really going on. Consider this your grain of salt. - o


Speaking of people smarter than me... Tue Aug 28 2007

Amazing Image Resize algorithm. Just watch the video. -hendrix


It's that boy who laughs at everyone. Let's laugh at him! Tue Aug 28 2007

Portland, OR water bureau catches fountain 'soap bomber'. Public humiliation served up on the web. If nothing else, scroll down to the comment by 'Mairage' and marvel at its grammar.


Airports: the bath houses of the '00s Wed Aug 29 2007

Sen. Craig (R-ID) gets caught cruising for dudes in Minneapolis airport. Rollins sent this along.

"he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom"


If you say no, it means you hate America Wed Aug 29 2007

Request for $50 billion to feed war machine upcoming. This probably isn't a surprise to anyone, but serves as a nice reminder of all the cash we're pissing away on this BS. - hendrix

The revised supplemental would total about $200 billion, indicating that the cost of the war in Iraq now exceeds $3 billion a week. The bill also covers the far smaller costs of the war in Afghanistan. The Pentagon said recently that the cost of the Iraq war has surpassed $330 billion, while the war in Afghanistan has cost $78 billion.


French Civil Servant Has Tiny Brain Wed Aug 29 2007

And he's a man, much to the surprise of Ron Burgundy. -decker


PWN3D!!! Wed Aug 29 2007

From the archives, a nice little clip of Mayes circa 16 B.C.B.H. (Before Club Baseball Homerun). - from Will

Sound is necessary for maximum hilarity. - JT


Well played Jim Wed Aug 29 2007

Married men do less housework than cohabiting men.


How (and what) do you feed your TV? Wed Aug 29 2007

Goes along with the recent TV discussion


Loud Noises! Thu Aug 30 2007

Recorded music is getting louder at the expense of dynamic range. There's been a trend over time to make songs loud relative to others, and the only way to boost up the average loudness of a song on a CD is to compress the peaks. The result: bad music. -decker


So there's that Thu Aug 30 2007

Wes Clark explaining Iraq war plan developed Sept 20, 2001. Scroll down to the pink box. This was on Democracy Now back in March. Transcript.


Nickell Scoops Fox News Thu Aug 30 2007

From PriusNickell: I found this article on global warming caused by humans, but still looking for related articles on unicorns, crop circles, Santa Claus, and lock ness.


He's Good Fri Aug 31 2007

Just wanted to point out this box score for LeBron James from Wednesday night in which he was 11-11 for 26 points, 4 assists, and 3 steals in 14 minutes of court time against Uruguay. That's right, 14 minutes. Homer's comment on Uruguay (sound). -decker


Senator Peter Puffer on Tape Fri Aug 31 2007

They released a tape of Senator Craig speaking with the arresting officer. "Your foot came toward mine, mine came toward yours." Sounds like Lady and the Tramp. -decker


Figure Out When You'll Die Fri Aug 31 2007

Longevity Game. Heavy drinking reduced my life span by 6 years or so. -decker




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